Hinata's World

Cast: (Hinata & Oboro)
Prompt: AU where Hinata and Oboro have their own version of Wayne's World

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HINATA'S WORLD! HINATA'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

A medium-quality studio camera focused on Hinata and Oboro sitting on a couch. Hinata was holding a guitar and pretending to play it, while Oboro just had drumsticks in one hand.

"Yeah, party on! I'm your host, Hinata! With me as always is Oboro!"

"Party on, Hinata!"

"Party on, Oboro! Excellent! How's everyone out there!"

The studio audience cheered. Oboro grinned.

"Wow it's, like, hard to believe our show's only been going on for four months!"

Hinata grinned. "Yeah, and it's 'cause of that web blog that puts up all those fan writings about us and our friends! So in honor of them, we're doing…" Hinata waited for Oboro to hold up a sign with their subject on it, "Top Ten Things About FE14Drabbles."

Hinata began to shred while Oboro played air drums.

TOP TEN THINGS ABOUT FE14DRABBLES

HINATA'S WORLD! HINATA'S WORLD! TOP TEN! EXCELLENT!

Oboro put away the drumsticks and grabbed a special sign with ten slots. Each slot had a tab that could be pulled away, to reveal something under said slot. Ten was at the bottom, one at top. She pulled away the tenth tab.

10. Fan Fiction

Hinata smiled. "Number ten! FE14Drabbles has fan fiction. … Wait, that means people are writing about us? Do we even do anything?"

Oboro shrugged. "Like, they write about Hinata's World?"

"I guess, what else do we do?" He went back to playing on his guitar. "Number nine!" Oboro pulled another tab.

9. Hard Drama

"FE14Drabbles has hard drama," Oboro reported, "I cry every time!"

"Whoa, we got a crier!"

The camera zoomed in on Oboro, and the words 'GIANT BABY' flashed across the screen, before the camera went back to normal.

"Yeah like that one drabble I read… uh… that one where Leo and Elise had each other's faces! It was so unfashionable, man!"

"Aw man, that's terrible! I liked the pathos of that one where Garon died!"

"Really?"

"Shyah right! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!" Hinata and Oboro chuckled, and gave each other high fives. The blue-haired woman pulled the next tab.

8. Pregnant Ladies

"I love pregnant ladies!" Hinata exclaimed. "They eat almost as much as I do!"

"Remember when the one mod decided to put up three of those on the same day? Twice?"

"Haha, yeah! Real clever-" They both leaned forward.

"NOT!"

7. Memes

"FE14Drabbles is known for its memes!" said Hinata. "But sometimes I fear the mods might lean too heavily on inside jokes and contemporary references, instead of original humor."

"No way!"

"Way!"

"Well at least our show's hot and original! Not some rip-off of a cheesy live show skit! With original jokes and phrases!" Oboro cheered. Then they both looked at the camera and winked. Then they both waved their arms.

"Aaaaand scene!"

6. Submission Sunday

Hinata nodded. "Yeah, remember how lazy all the writers are, so they get other people to write for them every month?"

"Ha! And that one time they got a guy so lazy that he didn't even write anything, he just copied it from his AO3 account. And now he's a mod?"

"Yeah no wonder that guy ended up being a mod, since he's so lazy!"

5. Meta Humor

Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

4. The Dancing Azura Gif

"Hahaha! Shwing!" Hinata said with a smirk. "I get so distracted on the blog whenever I see that picture of Azura dancing!"

"Yeah but… how does she change into her blue dress so fast? I don't even change that quickly…" Oboro wondered.

3. The Submission Sunday Home Invasions

It was Oboro's turn to smile. "Yeah, the Submission Sunday raiding! When Mod Mitama raids someone's house and put them at gunpoint to write for them!"

"So intense!" Hinata immediately went back to guitar-playing. "Yeah, it's a little-known secret that Mod Mitama is secretly ex-SWAT and they likes to raid people's houses and-

[REDACTED]

"Uhh, did I say that? I meant... Mod Characters. Like, how all the mods are named after characters… yeah… that's what we said…"

3. Mod Characters

2. Mod Mitama

The audience cheered heavily, as Hinata nodded in encouragement. "What can we say about that guy that hasn't already been said?"

"For four months, minus two or three, he singlehandedly wrote everything on the blog!"

Oboro grinned. "Yeah, it went like this-" She dulled her face and spoke as monotonously as possible. "Well… That was a drabble. … Guess I'll write another one. I think I'll just do a meme instead."

Hinata joined in. "I could write more drabbles. But I'm an alligator now. … The new mods can do it for me."

Both of them waved their arms. "Aaaand scene!"

Hinata held up a finger. "And the number one thing about FE14Drabbles is…"

1. The Followers

"Aw, give it up for yourselves, studio audience! Oboro and I wouldn't be anywhere without those writer jerks, and they wouldn't be anywhere without you!"

The studio audience cheered, then Hinata and Oboro got off the couch and dramatically bowed.

"WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!"

The cheering continued as Hinata grabbed his guitar again. "And that's all the time we have, party on guys!"

HINATA'S WORLD! HINATA'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

A/N:

This one was written as kind of an inside-joke. There was a (well-written) angst drabble on the blog, called "Unworthy" and it starred these two characters. So I started thinking about the Wayne's World "WE'RE NOT WORTHY" thing and here you go.

This Top 10 List references the moderators of the blog, the layout of the blog, even some common requests we get, so it makes more sense over there.

Also, the character banners that usually accompany these were different (at my request). Hinata has a Pepsi can while Oboro wears Garth's glasses.

Go to the blog if you have requests.