808659 & 33 DRABBLE ~ HEIGHT ISSUES

Requested by: Guest | Topic: Gokudera jealous of Yamamoto

Anime Arc: Choice Arc, Dino's Welcome Party at the Vongola Base | Theme: Anime Scene Complement

"Ahiii… How to do…"

"Tsk, just forget it! Why should we damn try so hard for this annoying Bucking Horse…?! We just finished another welcoming party already, tsk…"

"But it was for Basil-san. We need to do things properly for Dino-san too. Only-fair-desu!"

"Don't fair me when it's just damn impossible to hang this thing so high on the ceilings!"

"You could just carry Haru and it would be no problem, Aho!"

"J-d-Wh-why should I carry you, Stupid Woman?! It's your damn idiotic idea so solve it on your own! Even if I had nothing better to do than helping you, we'd never reach that high anyway, tsk…"

"Buuh, Gokudera-san no baka! Fine! Haru will ask someone else!"

"O-oy!"

"Yamamoto-san, can you help Haru?"

"Hum? Haha, sure! What do you need?"

"Wh-why the Baseball Nut of all people, damn it…!"

"See, this spot here and here. Haru wants to hang this banner in-between."

"Yosh, count on me! Standing on my shoulders should reach high enough, right?"

"O-OY! Don't make her do something so dangerous, Baseball Nut, it's…!"

"Mean-desu! Don't think so lightly of Haru! Haru is in the gymnastics club of her school, Aho!"

"No, wait, I mean… Damn, just wait a sec…!"

"Yamamoto-san, are you sure it's alright? Haru is afraid to be too heavy…"

"Haha, don't worry! You know, kozo (the kid) made me train hard recently, so it's no big deal. Just have some trust, okay?"

"Ahiii, Reborn-chan did…? Impressive-desu!"

"O-oy! He's not the only one who trained and… are you even listening, damn it?!"

"Hum Gokudera, do you wanna help too?"

"Tsk, don't put me in the same bag as you brainless sport nerd! It's obvious that you won't… oy!"

"Yosh, then here, Gokudera you hold the banner until I lift her up there."

"Are you damn listening to me?!"

"Okay then Haru, wait a sec'."

"Ahiii, Yamamoto-san, no need to kneel down, Haru can…"

"Haha, what are you talking about? No matter what, Gokudera is right. No need to make you do a dangerous stunt if I can make it easier, right? Here, just use my knee as a stool and grab my hand. I'll definitely hold you up properly."

"Ahiii… T-thank-you-desu…"

"Yosh…!"

Gokudera can only watch with a frown as Haru is lifted up by Yamamoto, her feet finding space on his shoulders without much trouble to secure her balance.

Damn… Why they can reach so high when this damn Baseball Nut is helping… Why is this Stupid Woman trusting him enough to stand like that on his shoulders… Why he himself can only hold her the banner, down on the floor, unable to do anything except being on the watch until she's safely back on the ground… Damn it…

"Phew, thank you Yamamoto-san! Big-help-desu!"

"Haha, don't mention it."

"Ahiii, where is Gokudera-san…?"

"Hum, maybe he went to fetch Tsuna or something…?"

Meanwhile, at some distance:

"Oy, Tako Head, can you repeat that to the extreme…?!"

"Raah, I said lend me your Animal Box Weapon, damn it!"

"I heard that one, but what do you want Kangaryuu for…? Extremely weird request, you know."

"I just… I mean… Damn, fine, forget it!"

"Oy, wait wait wait, Tako Head! Tell me, you know!"

"Hands off, damn! I said it's fine!"

"No no, you know, your face says it's important to the extreme! So tell me."

"I-IT'S NOT! Damn, stop insisting already!"

By their side, Uri heaves a feline sigh, wondering how its overthinking owner could have reached the conclusion that if Kangaryuu's activation pocket had made it grow adult during the fight with Ganma, then it would be able to make a human taller too… not that growing taller suddenly would help with his tsundere personality, in any case…