A/N: Hello! Today's chapter also takes place during the episode "Pac-Man Fever."
Disclaimer: I don't own SPN. Only Andy.
Andy Noble
Andy wriggled in excitement next to Dean as a yellow car rolled up and a pretty lady with red hair climbed out. Dean grinned. "Your Highness!"
She grinned. "What's up bitches?" Dean glanced down at Andy who was looking up at Charlie with wide eyes as she hugged him. "Uh, Charlie this is our little sister Andy. Who is a child. Ix-nay on the urses-kay."
Her eyes widened. "Oh! I didn't know you had a sister!" Charlie looked down at her and grinned. "Hi Andy. How old are you?"
"I am nine almost ten," she said proudly. "And I like princesses and super heroes."
"An excellent combination," praised Charlie and she hugged Sam, only to become concerned when he leaned against the Impala, wincing. "You okay Sam?"
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, I'm fine. What are you doing in Kansas?"
Charlie still looked concerned but said, "Comic convention, in Topeka."
Sam looked surprised. "In the middle of the week?"
"Girl's gotta get her collectibles." The guys chuckled and Andy mentally filed this information away for later. Maybe she could get Dean to take her after their case.
"So, you gonna invite me into your dungeon, or do I have to answer your questions three first?"
Dean grinned when Andy piped up, "It's the Bat Cave!"
Sam smiled. "Follow us. Let us introduce you to the Men of Letters."
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Charlie was grinning as she took in their lair. "Holy awesome. Too bad they got wiped out, though, that is what they get for the sexist name."
"Dean what does sexist mean?" asked Andy and Dean groaned into his hands. "Uh it's bad. Like if the Justice League was the Justice Men."
"But that doesn't make sense. There are girls in the League. That would have been a better name. League of Letters."
"I like her," said Charlie and Dean smiled. "Well anyway, that's our skinny," said Sam. "What about you?"
"Uh, made a deal with the yesterday weirdoes, gonna team up to stomp the Shadow Orcs. You guys are still coming to the Midyear Jubilee right? You can bring Andy. She can be my Crown Princess and heir to the throne of Moon Door."
Andy's mouth dropped open and looked at Dean with huge pleading eyes. "Please Dean? I wanna be a warrior princess!"
He laughed. "How can I say no now? Wouldn't miss it."
"So," said Sam, leaning forward. "What about this case you brought us."
"Oh!" Charlie leaned down for her tablet. "When I was in Topeka, I saw this pop up over the wire. Tom Blake, a checkout clerk in Salina, he went missing on his way home from work, was found dead yesterday. His insides? Liquefied."
All three adults glanced over at Andy, who was making a face. "Eww!"
"Yes. Very ew. Should she be hearing this?" asked Charlie, frowning. Sam and Dean glanced at each other. Sam looked at Andy. "If you're gonna stay, you have to leave when we tell you to and do what we say okay?"
"Okay!"
"Keep going Charlie," said Dean.
"Locals have no idea what happened. They tried to bury the report so people wouldn't freak, but I flagged it." Charlie looked proud when she added, "I have eliminated the following things that go bump in the night."
"Wait a second," said Sam, sitting up straight. "When did you become such an expert?"
Charlie looked startled. "Well, after you guys left, I dug into all things monsters. I'm a wee bit obsessive… if a wee bit means completely. I also found a series of books by Carver Edlund." She paused as the boys suddenly looked nervous. Her eyes widened. "Did those books… really happen?"
There was an awkward pause. "Wow. That is some Meta-Madness. Thanks for saving the world and stuff." She looked at Sam. "And sorry you have zero luck with the ladies."
"Wait just a pancake flipping minute!" They all turned to look at Andy, who had stood up on her chair, hands planted on the tabletop. "My brothers have books written about them? Where?"
"Uh, no Andy. They're adult books you can't read them yet," said Dean hastily.
"Or ever," muttered Sam. "We need to find every single copy of those books and burn them."
"They're online now, so good luck with that."
Dean inhaled deeply and stood up. "Awesome. Well, you two crazy kids deal with that. I will go see if there is anything to this case of yours."
"I'm coming with you," said Sam, but when he stood up, he nearly fell over. Charlie steadied him and Andy hopped down and put Sam's arm around her shoulder, trying to help. "Whoa, are you sure you're okay?"
"Yes," said Sam as Dean scoffed. "No. You're taking a knee as long as you're off your game."
Charlie looked excited. "Oh, I'll go with you!"
"Me too!" Andy piped up and Dean's eyes widened. "Absolutely not." He turned to Charlie. "Look, no disrespect okay, but there is a big difference between reading about hunting and actually hunting."
Charlie got a particular stubborn tilt to her head and said, "I'm coming with." Andy filed that away too, for when she was older and maybe a little taller.
Dean led Charlie to the gun range with Andy tailing behind. He opened the door and turned to his little brunette sister. "Touch nothing, got it Princess?"
Andy mock-saluted him and Dean let her follow Charlie to a station. Charlie looked disbelieving. "For serious?"
"Okay," said Dean, handing the redhead woman a gun. "Now, if you can hit that target, we can talk about—"
Charlie fired two shots into the head of the paper figure and Dean stared at her. Charlie smirked. "What?"
Andy grinned. "Teach me, teach me!"
Dean shook his head. "No. All right, Charlie, if you're gonna do a ride-along, then uh, you gotta lose the novelty t-shirts."
Charlie looked down at her clothes and then looked at Andy. "What's wrong with the way I dress?"
Andy shrugged, but she was quickly becoming convinced that Charlie was the Wonder Woman in her own personal Justice League.
A/N: Hey everyone sorry this took a while, but I did say it would be updated sporadically. How'd you like it? Review!
