5986 & ALL & D SHORT-STORY ~ CLUMSY DAY

Requested by: Shattermirror

Topic: Accidental Kiss | Theme: Humour

NAMIMORI KARAOKE CENTRE, ONE AFTERNOON

"Just WHY do we damn have to come karaoke with this useless Bucking Horse?!"

"C-calm down, Gokudera-kun… You know, he doesn't really show it, but I think that Dino-san was feeling really low recently, so…"

"And how is that supposed to be our damn problem?!"

"Hum, it's true I shouldn't have forced everyone to come, I'm very sorry, Gokudera-kun…"

"Wh-what are you talking about, 10th…?! I-it's my honour to be always here to assist! I just meant, tsk… Why for this damn Bucking Horse's sake…"

"Ah, Tsuna-san, Tsuna-san, let's sing this one next!"

"H-Haru… well, d-don't you have something more… normal…?"

"Ahiii, but it's the most romantic duet of the playlist! Of course Haru would want to sing it with Tsuna-san!"

"… precisely why I'd like to avoid that…"

"Hahaha! Look, Tsuna, they brought us maracas!"

"Ah, Tsuna-nii, should I do the ranking of the most suitable songs for Tsuna-nii?"

"Ah, Reborn, my love! I'll dedicate this one to you, ufu!"

"Yosh! I found some extreeeeeme rock ballad!"

"Oniichan… How can you mix rock with a ballad…?"

"Ah, Kyoko-chan, do you have a theme song? If think we should hurry and select it before the others pack the playlist, sigh…"

"Tsuna-kun, thank you so much! But I will be fine, hihi... Actually, I already selected a song together with Haru-chan and the children, so…"

"Customers, is this… 'child'… with you? He just broke the vending machine for sweets! Please do not let him run around with dangerous toys!"

"Machine broken... Gomen..."

"Ah, Lambo, I-pin!"

"Gotta… hold… it… UWAAAAAH!"

The first session of karaoke thus ends up in a complete chaos and with enough volunteers for another one to bring Dino to pay for a second session as a thanks to Tsuna for having invited him for the first one.

"Thank you, Dino-san… To think you couldn't even sing at all yet, sorry…"

"Ah, well, shouldn't I just feel happy to have my cute little bro' wanting to cheer me, heehee…"

BAM. "You're forcing yourself, Idiota-Pupil."

"Ouch, Reborn! Wait, I never saw this costume before…?"

"Of course. Did you expect me to remain the same than when I was tutoring you? I am tutoring Tsuna now, and you should do the same and think about your future, or the Cavallone are doomed, tsk…" BAM.

"OUCH!"

"Hum, Dino-san, are you alright… Should I call Romario-san or…?"

"Ah, no, wait! I'm fine, Tsuna! I mean… it's not that bad to have fun once in a while, right? No need to involve our families all the time, haha…"

"Well… Reborn involved all my friends into my 'family' though… does it count the same, ugh…?"

But despite Dino saying it's not bad to take a break from Famiglia matters, the pick for his song can't hide his complete dedication to his own family.

"Tatakai wo negatteru wake janai (It's not like I wish for a fight), Mamoru yatsura ga iru kara honki ni nareru no sa (Because there are people I need to protect, I'll become serious), FOR FAMILY, FOR FAMILY…"

Tsuna can only gap with admiration while sipping his soft drink.

"Wow, Dino-san CAN sing…"

"Of course. My pupils are not 'no-good' for everything, heehee…"

"1-10th! I can sing too, just give me one song and I'll…!"

"Ah, wait, wait, it's okay, Gokudera-kun… It's not like it's really imp… Uwh, Haru!"

"Tsuna-san, let's sing the next song together! Duet-desu!"

"Oy, Stupid Woman! Didn't you see I was talking with the 10th?! Don't you dare interrupt for your damn silly…"

"Haru wasn't talking to you, Aho!"

"Are you looking for a fight, damn it?!"

"Buuh!"

"Tsk, just…"

BAM.

A heavy silence falls as Tsuna's eyes widen and widen of shock, unable to process what has just interrupted this umpteenth fight between Gokudera and Haru.

"Haha, Dino-san, you alright?"

"S-sorry, my foot slipped and… Ah! Haru-chan, my bad! I'm very sorry I bumped into you, are you alr…?"

BAM. The door of the karaoke room has slammed after Gokudera, interrupting everyone while Haru is collapsing on her knees on the sofa, not even minding the chaos around her.

It was only an accident… It was only the unexpected result of having the faces of two people on the same ballistic axis while some unexpected shock propelled the first onto the other…

Accident-desu… It was only an accident because Haru was bending too close to Gokudera-san when complaining to this Aho, and then Dino-san tripped and fell on Haru…

"… una… Tsuna… TSUNA!"

BAM. "Aouch, what was that for, Reborn?!"

"You're the Boss so solve the matter quickly."

"Eeh?!"

"What are you loitering around for when your Family members are in trouble, tsk… Just tell them both what you saw and they'll definitely trust you."

"W-what I saw, b-but…!"

"Anyway, what you saw is not really important. In the Mafia, what the Boss says becomes the Truth, so just hurry up and tell them before they start acting weird with each other and trouble the unity of the Family."

"Whaaat?!"

BAM. "Stop making that shameful face and decide already!"

Uwaaah! Deciding…?! But deciding what…?! What exactly did I saw…?! What should I tell them I saw…?! Uwaaah, I can't tell them that, from my point of view, it really looked like a k… k-kiss…

"Or if you're unsure, just decide what would be the best for the Family, heehee… Surely you won't mind giving your Right Hand Man a worthy woman, right…?"

"Eeeeeh…?! … just give me a break…!"