5986 & F DRABBLE ~ BRIBERY ISSUES
Requested by: book14reader
Topic: Bribery | Theme: Not Specified
"Hey Brat! Remember to ask properly about who is the best to be the 10th's Right Hand! I'll get you this damn illustrated encyclopaedia in exchange so don't you damn mess up..."
"Ahiii, that's bribery! Fuuta-kun, Fuuta-kun, forget this Aho's stupid request and please do the ranking of who would be the best wife for Tsuna-san!"
"What's your damn problem about bribery, Stupid Woman?! Don't come and coerce him your way when you don't have anything in exchange!"
"Buuh! No need to bribe him when Haru just wants to ask a little question!"
"Oy, Brat, what's more important? The encyclopaedia or this stupid woman?"
"Ahiii! So mean! Then, Fuuta-kun, I'll definitely treat you to ice-cream, alright? Deal-desu!"
"What deal?! No damn way! And anyway, it's damn obvious it's more important to confirm who will be his Right Hand!"
"Buuh, selfish-desu! Tsuna-san's wife is a very important question!"
"Ooh, Ranking Planet, do you receive me…?"
"Important, my ass! You just want to leech to the 10th more by using the ranking as an excuse!"
"Haru doesn't want to hear that from an aho like you who only pesters Tsuna-san to show off he could be a good Right Hand Man!"
"Whaaat?! Take back your damn words!"
"Buuh! Ah, Fuuta-kun, about the wife, the wife ranking!"
"Wait, damn it! The Right Hand Man ranking is more important!"
"Ranking Planet, I receive you 3 out of 5… Some interferences on our side…"
"Shhh, don't disturb the ranking!"
"S-shut up yourself, Stupid Woman!"
"Fuuta-kun, the wife ranking, pretty please! Only the Top1 would be plenty-desu!"
"Oy, don't listen to her, Brat! The Right Hand Man, the ranking for who would match perfectly for the Right Hand Man, come on!"
"Ooh, Ranking Planet, I receive you, yes…"
"Wife… Wife…!"
"Right Hand… Right Hand…!"
"Out of the 5986 people ranked, the Top1 best match to be Tsuna-nii's Right Hand Man's Wife is Haru-nee."
"…"
"Phew…"
SCRATCH SCRATCH.
"Hum, Haru-nee, Gokudera-nii…? Hum, what's wrong? Your faces look really weird. Hum, ano, can you hear me…? What should I do about the encyclopaedia and ice-cream? … can you hear me…?"