Warning: mild mentions of sex-related topics, and lots of random weirdness.

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"Alright, what's the plan for tonight?" Leah asked as she stretched out on the couch next to Erin.

"Well, I've got plenty of junk food, Rach brought some movies over, and we can give each other makeovers." Emily listed as she entered the living room from the kitchen with Rachel and Kim, all of them carrying some form of food and drinks. Everyone had decided to have a girls night to celebrate summer approaching; which meant the end of finals for the college students and high school graduation coming up for Erin and a few of the guys. The guys were having their own night over in Paul and Rachel's new house.

"How about we play a game?" Kim suggested.

"Like what?" Emily asked as they all sat down either on the floor or the recliner in the corner.

"Hm,…'Truth or Dare'?" Erin asked with a shrug.

Leah snorted. "How old are you?" she asked Erin incredulously.

"Now, Lee, 'Truth or Dare' can be a very adult game, if you play with the right people." Rachel argued with a devious smirk that made it clear why she was Paul's imprint.

"Oh really?" Leah asked with a smirk.

"I've seen some very…X-rated dares be performed at some of the college parties I went to." Rachel answered with a shrug, leaning back on her hands.

"And how many of those 'X-rated dares' have you yourself done, Rach?" Emily asked with a tiny smirk.

Rachel gave her a sly grin. "Oh, a few."

The other girls laughed. "Okay, so do we want to give it a try?" Emily finally asked as their laughter began to quiet down.

Everyone either nodded or shrugged while Leah answered, "Sure, why not?"

After a few moments, it was decided that Emily should go first.

"Okay, Kim. Truth or dare?"

Kim quickly answered, "Truth."

Emily thought for a moment before asking, "What is your weirdest habit?"

Kim thought for a moment before she gave a shy smile. "I…Whenever I go buy groceries or if I shop anywhere that I end up leaving with a plastic bag…I keep it." At everyone's perplexed expressions, she clarified, "I save plastic bags. I have a huge stash of them under my bed at home."

Everyone snickered while Kim ducked her head, shielding her embarrassed expression with a curtain of black hair.

"Okay, okay. Kim, your turn to pick someone." Rachel finally announced after they settled down.

Kim's eyes scanned the small group before landing on Leah on the couch. "Leah, truth or dare?"

Leah smirked. "Dare. Bring it on, Conweller."

Kim fought a smile as she thought of a dare. "Okay…for the rest of the game…you have to act like your favorite Disney character."

Erin and Rachel snorted and covered their mouths as they turned to see Leah's reaction. Leah's mouth fell open just a little, but the corners were tilted up a bit. After a moment she closed her mouth and looked up thoughtfully. After some internal debate she smirked, nodded once at the others, and simply said, "Okay."

They all waited expectantly for several moments before Rachel asked, "So? Who are you going to be?"

A large smirk spread over Leah's lips. "Who am I? Who am I?!" she repeated in a strange voice that sounded a bit like an Eddie Murphy impression. "I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful," she flexed her arms, "the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushsu." she declared, causing the other girls to burst into laughter, Kim even rolling onto her back in hysterical giggles.

"Mushu from Mulan. Nice." Rachel complimented, an enormous, amused smile spread over her cheeks.

Leah returned her grin before turning to Erin. "Erin, truth or dare?"

Erin eyed her warily. "Truth."

Leah rolled her eyes. "Chicken. Alright then…" she thought for a moment before giving Erin one of the scariest smirks she'd ever seen. "Does size matter?" she asked playfully, tilting her head.

Erin's mouth fell open as everyone instantly turned to stare at her.

"I-I…How would I know?" she finally stuttered. "I mean,…Jake's the only boyfriend I've ever had, I…" she sat there, her mouth open yet unable to get anymore words out.

"Of course, you wouldn't know what another size would feel like. I forgot." Leah teased. "So, in your opinion, does Jake's size help him or hurt him in bed?"

Rachel grimaced in disgust at the question, since it was her brother, but waited with the others anyway.

Erin looked down in embarrassment. "I thought it was only one question at a time." she stuttered.

"Well, then, answer one of them." Leah pushed.

Erin sighed, rolling her eyes at the ceiling. "Well,…I guess size doesn't really matter."

"But I suppose you can say that because Jake's so big, right?" Leah smirked, revealing one of her canines.

"Ugh, that's my brother!" Rachel groaned, covering her ears.

"Okay, okay, she answered the question. Moving along." Emily finally took pity on both Erin and Rachel, deciding to move the game along. "Erin, your turn to pick someone."

Erin glanced between Emily and Rachel, since they were the only two who hadn't been asked yet.

"Um, Rach, truth or dare?"

"I suppose I'll have to go with dare since Leah's the only one to do it so far." she answered with a shrug, leaning back on her hands on the floor.

"Oooookay." Erin drew the word out as she tried to think of something for Rachel to do. "Put peanut butter on your nose and lick it off." she finally decided.

Rachel nodded once before standing up and heading toward the kitchen. After a couple minutes and the sounds of a cabinet being opened and closed a couple times, Rachel came back out with a blob of peanut butter on her index finger. She sat back down in her spot and made a show of sweeping her hand around so everyone could see the blob of peanut butter on her finger. Then, she dabbed most of it onto the tip of her nose, licking the rest off her finger.

"Okay, ready?" she asked before slowly sticking her tongue out and stretching it up as far as it could go, somehow making it go past the tip of her nose. Then, she easily swiped the peanut butter off her nose with the tip of her tongue and brought it back to her mouth. She grinned smugly as the other girls clapped and cheered.

"How did you do that?" Kim asked in amazement. "I can barely touch the bottom of my nose with my tongue!"

The others laughed while Rachel just shrugged.

"I don't do that tongue thing!" Leah declared randomly in her Mushu voice before blowing a raspberry. Everyone looked at her with amusement before she shrugged. "What? When else would I be able to use that line tonight?"

Rachel shook her head in amusement before turning to the oldest imprint. "Alright, Emily, truth or dare?"

"Mm, truth." she answered, spinning her engagement/wedding ring around her finger. Her and Sam had finally tied the knot about six months back, hosting a small ceremony with only pack, Council members, and close family. Emily hadn't seen the point in buying a wedding ring when Sam had spent more than she would've liked just on the engagement ring.

"Alright…what's the funniest thing to happen on a date? It doesn't have to be with Sam, just any date."

Emily looked thoughtfully up at the ceiling before laughing. "Okay, this was really embarrassing when it happened, but I was about 17, so I can laugh about it now. Anyway, I was on a double date with one of my friends and a guy I'd been in a relationship with for a few months. After going to the movies we headed back home, my friend's date driving, and me and my boyfriend were in the backseat.

"We started making out a little bit, and about halfway home we noticed another car driving behind us. It was kind of annoying, but I didn't think anything of it at the time. Then, we pulled up to my house to drop me off, and when I got out of the car I realized the car that had been following us was also pulling up at my house. That's when I realized it was my dad the whole time. And apparently he could see us through the back window the whole time." she admitted with a slight laugh.

Everyone laughed, and Erin covered her mouth. Emily looked only mildly embarrassed, but she was mostly laughing as much as the other girls.

"Oooohh, I feel so sorry for you." Leah laughed, knowing what Emily's dad was like. She definitely didn't envy her cousin.

Leah and Emily's relationship had slowly been improving in the approximate 3 years since Leah's phasing. Part of it could be due to the fact that Leah imprinted when she started taking college classes at Peninsula a couple years back. They'd been taking it rather slow, due to Leah's hesitance to get too serious and risk getting burned. She'd only told the guy, named Grayson, about being a wolf a little over a year into their relationship, and then the imprint a few months later. They'd been going steady, but it sounded like they were considering moving in together. Grayson got along well with the other guys in the pack, and was actually hanging out with them tonight.

"Okay, anyway. Um, Leah. Truth or dare?"

Leah rolled her eyes. "Why do you even bother asking? Dare, of course." she answered, still using an Eddie Murphy voice.

"Okay. Grab a broom out of the closet and do the tango with it."

Leah gave her a bored look before getting up and going into the hall to get the broom out of the hallway closet. She returned with a simple, wooden broom. She stood still for a moment before holding the broom in front of her in one hand and holding the other hand up as if she were holding someone's hand in a dance.

Then, with a slight bend in her knees, she took a few slow, dramatic steps forward. The other girls burst into loud laughter as Leah did the tango around the living room, her face an expression of mock seriousness with a slight pout in her bottom lip.

This continued for another few minutes before Leah succumbed to her own laughter and plopped back down on the couch, dropping the broom on the floor.

"Okay, next person." Leah laughed breathlessly, her eyes scanning the group. "Rach, truth or dare?"

Rachel smirked at her best friend. "Dare of course."

Leah's smirk widened, having been hoping Rachel would pick that one. "Sext Paul."

Rachel's mouth dropped open before it closed and she gave a shrug. "Okay." She pulled her phone from her pocket and started typing something out. After a few moments she showed her phone to Leah. "That good enough?"

Leah read it over and smirked. "You've done this before." It wasn't a question, Leah could tell Rachel was no novice at sexting.

"Possibly." Rachel smirked in return.

"Do I even want to know what you said?" Emily asked warily. Rachel wordlessly stretched her arm out to show the phone to Emily. The older imprint instantly grimaced. "Yeah, you're definitely perfect for Paul."

"I don't wanna know." Erin and Kim said in unison before looking at each other and laughing.

"Yeah, I probably shouldn't taint you two." Rachel answered before pushing the send button. "Anyway, while we wait for his response, we can probably continue the game. Erin, truth or dare?"

Erin rolled her eyes. "Truth."

Rachel grinned. "When and where was the last time you had sex?" she asked innocently.

Erin's mouth dropped open. "Seriously?! Weren't you just freaking out over hearing about that when Leah asked me?"

"That was when we were talking about my brother's dick size. I already know you two have sex. As long as I don't picture it or anything, I'm good."

Erin grimaced, not wanting to answer this question. "Do I have to?"

"Yes!" everyone shouted.

Emily added, "You don't have to go into gory detail, just when and where."

Erin groaned, covering her face with her hands. "Last week…in the shower." she finally muttered.

Leah and Rach let out wolf whistles.

"Damn, girl! I didn't know you had it in you!" Leah cheered.

"Ooh, wait! Paul responded!" Rachel interrupted, pulling her phone back out of her pocket to read the message. Leah read it over her shoulder before grimacing.

"Ugh! If you two do that later I just know I'm going to have to see it in his head on patrol!"

Rachel cackled before typing out a response.

Erin rolled her eyes at the two before turning to the girl next to her. "Okay, Kimmie. Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

Erin smirked a tiny bit. "Have you ever had sex in your parents' bed?"

Kim's mouth fell open and the other girls looked at Erin in amused shock.

"What? I've already had to answer two sex related questions!" Erin defended herself.

Everyone shook their heads before looking expectantly at Kim.

Kim's tan cheeks had a red undertone as she ducked her head in embarrassment. "No…but we did in Jared's parents' bed."

Everyone either laughed or cheered, Leah even giving Kim a high-five.

"Well, this is certainly a scary sight."

All the girls froze, their eyes flying to the kitchen doorway…where all the guys were standing. ALL of them. The whole pack and Grayson.

"You girls having fun?" Jared asked in amusement.

"What are you guys doing here?" Emily asked innocently.

"Paul started getting…distracted." Sam explained lightly. Sure enough, Paul was staring hungrily at Rachel, who batted her eyes at him innocently.

Erin, Kim, and Emily turned and gave Leah the stink eye, since it was her idea to have Rachel sext Paul.

Leah noticed their glares and held her hands up.

"Hey, don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts." she declared in her Mushu voice.

They tried not to. They really did. But all the girls burst into hysterical laughter. The guys, on the other hand, looked beyond confused. Then again, they would probably never fully understand how a girl's mind worked.

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A little weird and random, but this was fun to write. Let me know what you all thought : )