Disclaimer: Naruto will never be mine.
Ana's P.O.V
The second my eyes opened, I was over the toilet and throwing up. I was seriously considering the possibility of actually being pregnant. But the only problem is this: How will it affect the plan? I sighed and shook my head. This always happened when I was on my period. I would have such bad cramps I would throw up every morning. It sucked. And no one has seen anyone as bad as me when on my period. Ever.
I flushed the vomit down the toilet and went to make pancakes for us. Kira yawned as I flipped pancakes on to a plate and set it down in her spot at the table. She sat and we waited for Miranda to come in. Miranda walked in and tripped over a chair then sat down. "Alright. So what's on the schedule for the day?" I asked. "Other than going around and scaring the crap out of retards like Gay and Lee?" Miranda asked. "Yeah." I said. "I don't know. Pull out our ninja moves and gather as much info as we can then retreat to the forest and go home?" Kira suggested. "Kira. We are supposed to be here for a week. We can't just be here for one day and be outta here as soon as some information goes missing. We're supposed to gain their trust in us, remember? How will we get them on our side when it comes down to the war?" I asked. The two sighed and sat back in their chairs. We did dishes and started coming up with ideas to spend the day. Take some of the characters to the hot spring and get them together? Get Hinata to be more self confident? Maybe break Naruto of his ramen addiction (I tried living off of ramen for a year. I was never happier to taste broccoli in my life.)
There was a knock at the door. Kira went to open it. "Oh, hey guys! How did you know we were here?" She asked. "Granny Tsunade told us." I heard Naruto respond. "Well, you're here, you may as well come in!" Kira said. Naruto and a few others entered our dwelling for the moment. "Wow, it's been forever since I've been in here." Naruto said. "Ana! Miranda! We got guests!" Kira called. I stopped doing dishes and Miranda hid our plans. I dried my hands and threw the towel over my shoulder and walked out with Miranda. Naruto, Neji, Shikamaru and Kiba stood there in the entrance. "Hey guys, we didn't expect you here. Who's this?" I asked, remembering we haven't met Kiba yet. "I'm Kiba Inuzuka. It's nice to meet ya'." He said. "Nice to meet you, Kiba. I'm Ana Shinko. This is my twin sister, Kira Shinko." I said and motioned to Kira. "Nice to meet ya'." Kira said. "And my best friend, Miranda Shinko." I said and motioned to Miranda. "Hey." She said.
"So, what brings you all here?" I asked. "We were wondering if you'd like to watch us train today." Naruto said. I cocked an eyebrow. "Watch? Well that sounds a little boring." I said. Naruto stared at me. "I'd rather train with you." Kira said. "Are you sure your village would allow that?" Naruto blurted. We all stared at him. "Naruto, of course they would allow it. What? Do they not have kunochi or something?" Kiba asked. "Uhm." Naruto said and glanced at me. I cocked my eyebrow at him. "We keep women in the village. If the village went in to crisis mode, only the men would fight. Trained or not." I said, covering for my incarnate's brother. "Thanks." He mouthed. I nodded. "Frankly, I could careless about what my village says. I'm trained. I know how to throw a kunai and swing a katana. I can use some ninjutsu." I said. They all stared at me. Oh, yay. I just walked myself into another lie. I can learn a thing or two from Itachi about talking less.
"Chakra is scarce at home. If someone does have chakra, their considered lucky. I'm part of that few. Kira and Miranda have extremely low chakra rates. If they learn the best they could learn is the Shadow Clone Jutsu. And they wouldn't be able to do much after words." I said. My friend and sister cocked their eyebrows at me. I nodded. "Oh. So, what can you do?" Kiba asked. I smirked. "Why don't we find out?" I suggested. I tossed the towel that was on my shoulder on to a chair and slipped on my sandals. Miranda and Kira slipped on their own shoes and we followed the boys out. On our walk to the training grounds, I wondered witch one of these saps I would beat down. Please, oh Jashin please, let it be Neji. That would be a thrill. I'd love to wipe the ego right outta the maniac! Or the maniac out of the ego? Or the ego maniac out of the ego maniac? Either way, I wanted to kick that uptight ass outta the park! Then he'd be afraid of me. Bwahah-haha-hahahahahaha! I coughed at this thought.
As we arrived, it turned out that Lee and Sai were waiting for us. My target was no longer Neji. My focus was too busy on deciding on weather to beat the Rock outta Lee or the sarcasm outta Sai. Hmm, super-happy-almost-Tobi-loser or Socially Awkward Penguin? Hmmm. This was a difficult choice. Sai couldn't really scream. With lee, it would go something like this: "Show me your power of youuuuth- Oh, my god whyyyyyyyy?! It's so painfuuuuullll! Some one make it stoooop! Why?!" Then he'd break in to hysterical sobs as I pulled out my jutsu. I resisted an evil chuckle. Kira nudged me to remind me to move when I saw the two.
"So, Ana, who do you want to go against to test your strength against?" Naruto asked. Well, let's see. I'd kill you." I said and poked Naruto's nose. "I'd wipe the floor with you." I said to Kiba. "You might make it out." I said to Shikamaru. "It would take every last bit of my strength not to kill you." I said to Neji. "So, enie, meanie, minie, you." I said and pointed at Lee. He grinned epicly. I had the sudden urge to hide behind my sister.
We took to the field. Kira and Miranda dragged the guys to a safe place. "I am ready to begin when you are, my youthful frie-" Lee started I shut him up with a punch. "ANA!" Kira yelled at me. "HE SAID HE WAS READY WHEN I WAS AND I WAS READY!" I yelled back. "I GUESS BEGIN, THEN!" Miranda yelled. Lee stood up and I launched full force at him. I punched him into the air. I centered chakra into my palm. A ball of energy formed as the Rasengan finally decided to cooperate with me. Lee tried to spin as I launched my body in the air at him. He spun the wrong way and turned his butt to me. Right as my arm shot out to him. Proctologist style! "Rasengan!" I said, smirking at my joke. I could hear my old friend, Kenzie Qwist saying "I love it!" I grinned at the echo voice of my old friend.
Focusing back on the boy, I channeled my chakra to my feet and landed on the water. I made the hand signs Ayu taught me for a new jutsu. Dragon, ox, dog, boar, dog, serpent, monkey, horse, dog, hare, tiger! She reminded me. "Water style; Water bombing!" I said. Water shot up to my arms and I threw them at Lee. What he did after that almost made Ayu break in to laughter. Tell me, fans. Have you seen episode eight of The Hidan show by BellyThatProductions on YouTube? How about a little five year old girl scream? Well, guess what left Lee's throat? Yup, a five year old little girl scream. I could hear Naruto, Kira, Miranda and Kiba toppling over with laughter. I knew Neji and Shikamaru were repressing their own laughter. Ayu was breaking her own cool, calm and battle focused character to laugh. And she snorts. Which got me to chuckle.
"Save your screams for after! I'm not done yet!" I yelled to Lee and made more hand signs. "Wind Style! Cross wind cutting!" I said. A board of wind formed next to me. I jumped on to it and rode it over to Lee. He screamed again and ducked. I went way above where he was when he was standing strait up and the worst that I could have done, was blow his hair back. I jumped off of the wind board. I made one more hand sign. It was only the tiger hand sign, then Ayu stopped me. STOP! Ow! We still need to master that! If you use that now, not only will you burn up your own arm, but with how untamed you are, you could hurt Lee. Um, I wanna hurt him. NO! Again, Ow! You can't hurt Lee! You have my high levels of chakra now. And using my jutsu when you are still learning to control it, a bolt might stray and hit Kira, or Miranda or even Naruto! Oh fine. I won't use it. Thank you. …… can't I just hurt him a little? No. Aw, fine. I changed my jutsu. "Wind Style: Wind edge!" I said and cut the log Lee was pinned against. I popped my shoulders and plopped down on a boulder.
"I'm done, now!" I said and Lee sank to the ground in relief. "Wow. Those Jutsu were amazing! I've never seen them before!" Naruto said. "The run in the Shinko family line as well as at home." I said. In truth, Ayu and I had been creating a bunch of new jutsu to teach the Akatsuki. Including one of her original jutsu that she had barely mastered and used once before she died. "Could you teach them to me?" Naruto asked. I stared down at him. "Naruto. It took me two and a half years to learn these. There's no way that I could teach them to you in a week." I said. "I can learn quickly! It only took me a few days to learn the Rasengan!" Naruto said. I shook my head. "I didn't say you couldn't learn. I only said I couldn't teach you in a week. And besides, you haven't even seen the Jutsu that you would like to learn yet." I said. "Huh? I thought you were done." Shikamaru said. "I am. I didn't show off that jutsu because it's incomplete and I could have severely hurt Lee, there." I told him and motioned to Lee.
"Well, can you explain it to us?" Naruto asked. I thought about it. Should I tell them of this combination jutsu that Ayu had kept hidden and never told anyone about? Well, she didn't object to it. But I still wasn't sure. I looked at Kira and Miranda, they were looking at me expectantly. Apparently, they wanted to hear this, too. I let out a sigh and explained. "It's a combination of two different yet similar jutsu. I call it-"
And cliffy! And now you're really gonna hate me… are you ready for this? Are ya? Well, here it comes….. I quit!
No, I'm just kidding! I wouldn't do that. I hate leaving things undone. I am just taking a small break to write a new story. I know, I will be difficult, but it will be a short story starring the four girls of my retired story, Teen Ninjas; Starlets (now owned by riquashea. Check it out. It's really good.) Raven, Kira, Kalika, and Ana Rae. With a new star to join the Starlet crew. Kenzie Qwist! Let's see how that goes, right? XD Well, see ya in the resort! Don't forget to read and review! *Leaves for resort*