I just read the latest Naruto update, and I now believe that I have to make an entire story of me, torturing Sasuke to death. SASUKE YOU LITTLE ASS HOLE YOU NEVER CHANGE DO YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKTARD! Ahem. If you wish to understand what I'm speaking of, read chapter 635. I am pissed… moving on…
Disclaimer! I do not and never will own Naruto. I do, however, own this story. And always will. So don't get you're hopes up.
Kira's P.O.V.
I woke up to the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. Ana must have woken up early again. It's been about three weeks since we came home from Konoha. Hidan had me hang upside down from the roof for an hour for leaving with out telling him. Yeah, sure, he acted like he forgave me right away. But he didn't. Fucktard. It was the end of June and it was my week for a period. What a pain in the ass. Literally. I had suffered through cramps yesterday. I knew it will only get worse through out the week. I sat up and twitched in pain and went in to the bathroom. As soon as I was finished I went down stares for breakfast. Hidan had beaten me down there for once. He grinned at me. "Good morning beautiful!" he called to me. "Yeah, whatever." I said and sat down as Ana handed me pancakes and my favorite Turkey Bacon. And she even gave me crimson grape juice. No, not red. Fucking blood crimson.
"Being a girl is a bitch some times." I sighed. "No shit." All of the girls in the room agreed. Then I noticed four people were missing. "Where the hell is Tabby, Tobi, Konan and Pein-in-the-ass?" I asked. "Pein and Konan are assigning a mission to them." Ana said. "Is that a good idea?" I asked. Ana shrugged. "I just hope it keeps them away long enough." I heard Itachi mumble. My eye flicked to Ana in question. She shook her head. I relaxed a little bit. No give aways on Tobi's true identity is yet. This would make brining them over to our side a lot easier when we tore off the mask.
Tobi and Tabby walked through then. "Bye, Sempai! Tobi and Tabby-chan are going on a mission. Bye Ana-chan!" Tobi said. "Hey Tobi!" Ana called as the two walked past me. "Yes, Ana-chan?" He asked. Suddenly an Apple hit him in the face, knocking him over. I started laughing so hard to the point to where I was crying. "Medic!" Nyisha said in a squeaky voice and caused everyone else to giggle. "What?" I asked. "Nothing, I'll tell you later." Hidan laughed. "Owie… What was that for Ana-chan?" Tobi said. "Don't miss breakfast. It hurts." She said. We all laughed again. "Oh, thank you, Ana-chan! Tobi will eat it on the way!" He said. Then Ana chucked an orange at Tabby. Peeled. "Ow!" Tabby said and caught her breakfast. "Same to you." Ana said. The two left. After we all finished eating, we all met in the conference room I didn't know we had.
"It has come to my attention that one of the girls here are not trust worthy-" Pein said. "Tabetha." Ana slipped in quickly. "I'm not naming names." He said. "She's the only girl not here, Pein, it's obvious." Ana said. "Anyways. And as we all know that Tobi can not hold any valuable information that might cause our enemies to realize that we are keeping out of most danger." Pein continued as if Ana had never spoken. She whispered something to Itachi that caused him to break in to a fit of giggles. I made a face as if it was me, to protect the image of my soon-to-be-brother-in-law. Hey, family is family. Tabetha not included. Pein sent me a glare and I cleared my throat warning Itachi to get a hold of himself. "Sorry." I said. Itachi went back to normal.
Pein continued. "Therefore, we decided not to include them in on this meeting and created a wild goose chase mission for them." Pein said and was interrupted by the only other person stupid enough. "Wait, if fucking Tobi is going to be chased by a wild goose I want to fucking see it!" I burst in to laughter with Nyisha and Ana as everyone else who wasn't rolling on the ground at Hidan's remark. "It's a phrase, meaning 'a pointless search'." Kakuzu explained. "So Tobi isn't chasing a wild goose?" Hidan asked. "No… Well, maybe." Ana said when she could breathe again. "Okay." Hidan said. This time we all face palmed instead of laughing. We let Pein continue with his little "Speech" or whatever. "So with that cleared up, I guess the one with the news better deliver it." He said, then I heard him mutter to Ana, "No pun intended." She rolled her eyes and stood. "Well, I don't do public speaking, though you can't call this public, so I'm just gonna say what I wanna say and be done with it. I'm sure some of you are thinking 'what weakness do we have at the moment?' Well, I've got your answer. I'm pregnant." Ana said. There were two "I knew it"s, three gasps, one "What?" and three pass outs. The pass outs consisted of Kakuzu, Saying "We're broke", Shay, and Amanda. Miranda and I were the ones who said "I knew it." Hidan gasped then he had another idiot moment.
"How?" He asked. Two more pass outs of laughter. Ana stared at him. "Well, Hidan, when to people really love each other they-" She started. "I know how it's done! It's just, how?" He asked. We all sat there, trying to understand. "Elaborate please?" Pein asked. "How is she pregnant before Kira?" He said. I chose that moment to undo the stitching in his neck and throw his head out the window. Two more laughter pass outs. "Kira!" Hidan yelled as I threw his head out. "Learn to shut up!" I yelled back. We woke all who had passed out and retrieved Hidan's head. I didn't have Kakuzu reattach it. After Ana yelled to shut every one up, she continued.
"If any other village learns this, we are in deep shit. And if Konoha figures out that Kira, Miranda and I are associated with all of you, we may as well consider a child the least of our problems. There will come a time when we will be revealed but one at a time. When it comes to the point of all of us being revealed, well, be on your best guard. Looking at you Hidan." Ana said, seeing as how I had rolled his head under the table, he couldn't see. "Yeah, thanks." He said. Sarcastic, of course. Rolling her eyes, Ana continued. "Kira, Pein, Konan and I all discussed this before hand." She said. "From now on, every mission that each of you take, the girls will be with you." Pain said. And shit hit the fan.
"WHAT?!" The guys yelled. "HELL YEAH!" The girls said. "Kira, pick me up." Hidan said. I looked under the table at his severed head. "Excuse me?" I said. He sneered. "Please." He said. I shrugged and grabbed him by his hair and held him up. "Pein-in-the-ass, what the fuck do you mean, coming with us?" He asked. "Well, Hidan, it comes in many terms, tagging along, accompanying, joining in, etc." Pein said. I slipped Ana a low five as Pein took on our Smart-ass attitude. "Pein, have you thought this through? I'm not saying the girls would be terrible fighters, but what if some tries to take advantage of them or if we get separated? What then smart ass?" He asked. "We get them back, that simple." He said. I ignored his little "simple" comment and turned my boyfriend's head to face me. I think he would have shit in his pants if his head was attached when he saw the evil look on my face and heard the way I mutated my voice. (A/N: Use your imagination for this, scariest voice you can think of.) "Hidan~ are you trying to say that I wouldn't be able to fight off a pervert? I wouldn't want to be you if you were." I said. "N-no, dear. I with draw my statement, I think brining the girls with us is a good idea." Hidan said. I cleared my throat, switching to normal. "Good Jashinist." I said.
"Okay, ahem, let's get back to focus, please." Pein said. I turned Hidan to face the front of the room. "Like I said, the girls will now accompany you to every mission. No matter the rank. It will test your relationship skills as well as your team work skills." Pein said. "Not that Kakuzu and I need that." Hidan said. "Kira." Ana said. "With pleasure" I said and let go of the silver hair I was clutching, dropping my lover's head on the floor. "Ow!" He said. I rolled my eyes. "Anyways, Get used to them fighting." He said. "I'll take the liberty of training the girls with Ana." Konan said. "Oh, we gets new toys?!" I said. Ana stared at me. "Yes, we get weapons. I took the liberty of buying some while we were in Konoha. Before I got this." She said and lifted her Namari Blade. Pein, Konan and Kakuzu jumped out of their chairs. They all spoke together. "How did you get the Namari Blade?!" They all asked. She blinked at them. I've never seen them so scared.
Ana's P.O.V.
I stared at the pale faces staring back at me. Pein and Konan never seemed so scared. Kakuzu, Just show him my hospital bills from two years ago. Word of the wise, don't try to stand on a horse's back when not professional. Broke my leg in for places and shattered my arm. That made it hard to do the Rasendori.
"Well, technically, by the Namikaze Family traditions, it is my sword, seeing as how the last Namikaze is, well, me." I said. They stared at me completely lost. I facepalmed. "And I thought Hidan never paid attention." I said. "You really don't get it? I explained it to everyone as soon as we got back. Did none of you listen?" Itachi said. "No, to depressed." Sasori said, wrapping and arm around Shay. We both sighed. "The last time I saw that sword, Ayu Namikaze was stabbing me with it." Kakuzu said. I stared at him. "And we have a winner, what's the lucky guesser's prize?" I said, resting my elbow on the table and my head on my hand. He stared at me, still not understanding. "Oh, for the love of- I am Ayu, reincarnated in to the next dimension! Jashin, you people are slow!" I said.
Slow blink. "What?" they all said in unison. I pounded my head on the table. "Kunaweza kuwa punda kubwa katika dunia hii?" I asked in Swahili. (Translation: Could there be a bigger ass in this world?) Kira was quick to respond. "Ndiyo. Jina lake ni Tobi." She said in her smart ass Swahili tone. (Translation: Yes. His name is Tobi.) Rolling my eyes, I went educator mode. With a sigh I stood and did the whole slide shoe on a scroll thing that Sakura did when she was explaining Chakra to Naruto.
"See, When Ayu and I were born, we were one soul or something like that. Then, because of future events to come, we split in to two different souls. Her to this world, me to the other one. When Ayu was born, she was born with a heart tumor, as an indication that she would die young. So when her purpose of service was almost done, she was killed. Because she died earlier than expected, she had discovered a jutsu that reconnected us, which caused me to start having dreams of her. When she died, her soul crossed through the dimensional passage and to me, causing y weakening soul to become stronger. In which, a week later, you guys show up in my back yard and bedroom, proving that everything took course." I explained. "That still doesn't explain the sword." Kakuzu said. "You can not be that stupid." Kira and Nyisha said in unison. With a sigh, I finished. "See, because Ayu and I are literally two sides of the same coin, meaning that I'm her and she's me, the Namari Blade is mine because it belonged to Ayu before she died. So it is rightfully mine, because I am Ayu Namikaze to an extent. We're the same person, just different names and born in different dimensions. Therefore, the Namari Blade is mine." I said. "Okay, now I get it." They said. We facepalmed.
"Well with that finished, and all cleared up, girls, we will begin training as soon as Tabby returns with a more or less burned, bruised and possibly dead Tobi." Konan said. "Well, if Tobi's dead, then that would be cutting down on a lot. Yeah, no shit, I'd like to shake wings with that goose." I smirked at my internal double. Konan started talking about a training schedule. Partners would help train per day. I was supposed to open their Chakra gates for them to use Nin and Genjutsu as soon as we finished with Taijutsu and weapon control. Itachi's hand brushed over my stomach. I smiled at him reassuringly. I also smiled to my self. "Maybe, this little one will grow up in a safe environment." I thought.
Tabby's P.O.V.
"Their plotting something, Madara. I know it. Why else would they throw fruit at us and send me on a mission with you?" I said. I felt awkward calling him Madara when his mask was up, he was eating an apple and, oh yeah, I knew who he really was! But I guess I had to keep who didn't know guessing, right? He shrugged. "It doesn't matter anyway, Tabetha. They can plot and scheme all they want. They are just, what's the term? Bugs on the windshield in this plan. When the time comes, they, too, will fall with the rest of this world." He said. I smirked. I actually kinda liked the thought. Maybe I'd even end up being leader of the Akatsugirls instead of my stupid cousin. Most people would stop right there, freeze, and be horrified by their thoughts. Not me. The thought thrilled me. No longer a follower, but a leader! Me, with the incredible strength. Me, the one everyone feared. Me, with enough power to make even Tsunade bow down. I felt a grin slip across my face.
"Tabetha, maybe, when it comes down to the death of an Uchiha, maybe you can have the sharingan." He said, looking back at me with a grin. I felt my grin expand. I'd be scary enough with out the sharingan, but with it? No one would stop me. Not even Ana. Not even Kira. Not even Naruto. "Now, that sounds like fun." I chuckled. He wrapped his arm around my waist and kissed my head. Just to think, me with sharingan! Ana and Kira and Nyisha would be powerless. Nothing and no one would stop me. Not even Tsunade, not any of the sannin.
Not even Madara.
Oh, my Jashin, Tabby with Sharingan? Well, that would be a shit in the fan, wouldn't it? Looks like the youngest and "sweetest" of the Akatsugirls has followed Tobi to the wrong side of the dark side. (The cookies there are terrible. That's why every one is too evil.) Well, I guess we'll figure out if everyone else is fucked or not, huh? Review please!