I'm back and I'm glad I am. Texas was HOT. Oh, and I survived a flash flood. I went out and played in it, too. The Hotel Staff thought I had lost my mind. What else is new? Anyways.
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Neji would be alive, the Akatsuki would be alive, and Ayu would be the hero. In other words. I DON'T OWN SHIT!
Ana's P.O.V.
Morning, I had just gone through my morning sickness and now I couldn't relax. It could have been my ADHD flaring up again, or I was starting to get nesting syndrome. I immediately ruled nesting syndrome out. I didn't have the need to clean anything. I just couldn't sit still, so I passed it off as my ADHD flaring up again.
It was now July. Well, more of August. Nothing really important happened during the month of July. Except on the fourth when we had our own fire work show and Kira, Miranda, Nyisha, Hidan and Deidara tied Tobi to one of the clay giant bottle rockets and sent him up to the stratosphere. He came crashing back to earth a week later. On fire. Creating a small crater on the border of the forest and the backyard. Actually extending the backyard. I asked Pein if we could turn it in to an under ground secret base. He said no. Said we'd be mistaken as the Sound village.
Yeah, right. Like I would ever leave such an obvious opening like Orochimaru did. Despite what Pein told us, I called him a party shitter and we got to work. Then Pein-in-the-ass ordered Deidara to blow it the fuck up. I had been pissed. So, to get my revenge, I slipped him a fake note from Orochimaru saying he was going to sneak in to Pein's room every night and rape him while he slept. Took him three weeks of no sleep to realize I was messing with him. Other than that, and Shay's early birthday because she'd be getting back from a mission with Sasori on her birthday, July had been uneventful. It was only a matter of time before we either saved or lost Sasori. I drifted in to the back and went through the tunnel in to the uncompleted under ground base. Deidara felt bad about blowing the place up, so he helped Kira and Nyisha build a new roof. Pein forbid us from doing any more construction on it further than covering up the crater.
I slipped off my necklace that had the charm of a silver dragon on a black, Opal-like gem that we all had received at Christmas years ago. I reached down to the knee high stone that had been conveniently thrown there when Deidara blew our construction up. It was clay. Deidara had helped me rig it for entrance. Only an Akatsugirl Dragon Necklace could open it. Either the coin or our Dragons wrapped around the sword old necklace from when the Akatsuki first came. I pressed the coin in to the imprint Deidara and I had carved in to the clay stone and twisted it right three times, left five, the right again twice then pushed it in.
I heard the zwoosh of the grass covered clay slid under the jagged lawn as the secret stairs revealed themselves. I walked down the stairs then closed the hidden door. I made my way threw the first part of the maze then crossed through the part that I wasn't allowed to fix. It usually would have been a complicated maze that is impossible for intruders to get through. On the off chance that they got in with out a necklace, there was an entrance, but no exit. They'd be trapped for days until they died or until one of us got them out. How do we get through? We walk strait. Our coin dragon necklaces only got you in. the swords are what get you through the maze.
I went to the one spot that we had turned in to a library. In other words, what hadn't been destroyed or knocked over. I reached up and pulled a Death Note book from the shelf, sat in a chair and lost my self in the story of Light Yagami verses L. I was so caught up, I lost track of time and made Itachi worried as hell about me. I was too busy drooling over L and how great of a detective he was. Apparently, Itachi had been panicking about my sudden disappearance and Kira was helping him look for me. Because Kira came looking for me.
"Ana, shouldn't you be resting?" Kira asked, snapping me out of my trance of Death Note. I looked up. "I am resting." I said. Kira sent me a look. I sighed and put the book back on the shelf. "Fine. It's not like I wasn't finished or anything." I mumbled. Kira rolled her eyes. "Ana, how are you going to raise a child when you are one?" She asked. I looked at her. "Let's take a look, Kira. I've been keeping you, my cousin and my five best friends for the past ten years. If I can handle You, Nyisha and Shay and Brianna together, I think I can handle a baby." I said. She laughed. "Good point." She said. We went up and out. Itachi came running up to me and hugged me tightly. "Don't do that. Ever again. You had me worried as hell." He whispered in my ear. "Don't worry. I'm safe down there than I am up here. Just less entertained." I whispered back, kissing him on the cheek. "Come on, guys." Kira said. We rolled our eyes and walked behind Kira.
"Ana, do you realize what today is?" Kira asked. "Wednesday?" I suggested. "No!" She said, shaking me. I stared at her. "It's our birthday! We're twenty now!" She said. Kira had her party the day before for a whole focus thing. I grabbed her to make her stop shaking me. "Kira, I'm your pregnant sister, not your milkshake." I said. Kira rolled her eyes. "Come on! Let's party!" She said. "No. Kira, no! Ah!" I said as my twin dragged me in to the base. The second we walked in, it seemed as if I had been punched in the face by a party. "Happy birthday guys!" Brianna said, throwing a fist full of confetti at us. "What the?" I said. I turned to Itachi. "What do you know about this?" I said, doing my best Candace impression. Itachi raised his hands in defense. "I would have been water boarded if I told you." He said. "By who?" I asked. "Guilty!" Hidan, Shay and Miranda said. I rolled my eyes at them. It was a pretty good party, I'll admit. Then the gifts rolled around.
Pein went first. "You say you're like Hidan and enjoy pain. How about a tongue piercing?" He asked. "As painful as that sound, I'd rather not. Weird face piercings are your thing." I said. Zetsu was next. He got me a chicken skeleton. "It was alive when we got it. Then we got hungry." He said. "Well, Halloween." I said with a shrug. Konan went next. A butt pouch for my kunais. "Hellz yeah!" I grinned. Kakuzu gave me a dollar. We just sat there glaring at each other for a bit, then I shrugged and slid the dollar in my pocket. Kisame gave me a fishing hat. I had no words. I wasn't touched. I hated fishing due to the incident went I was five when we went family fishing and my ass half sister pushed me in the river. Also a reason why it took me so long to learn to swim.
Anyways, Tobi was next. He gave me a hammer. The same hammer I hit him with. It went like this. "Here you go, Ana-chan!" He said, handing me the hammer. He was sitting at my feet. I stared out it. "A rubber mallet." I said. I wondered what I can do with it as Tobi's smile aura radiated off of him. I looked down at him then the hammer. I made the swift moment of letting my wrist drop the hammer forward on Tobi's head and then brining it up. "Yup, this one I like best so far. Thanks Tobi." I said. No one was offended. Kakuzu also decided he wanted Tobi to give him a hammer for his birthday. Sasori gave me a small puppet of me. I used it to slap him. Even Shay laughed. Deidara gave me a bomb. That I used to blow up Tobi after he said "Put it to good use." I think what everyone found funniest is that I did it with a strait face. Hidan's present to me topped the charts. He gave me a gun. A pistol revolver to be exact. "If I didn't love Itachi I would marry you Hidan." I said. Itachi cocked an eyebrow at me. I with drew my statement when I tried to fire the empty gun at Tobi. I with drew it by kicking Hidan.
Tabetha made the mistake of giving me nails to go with the hammer. I later put the Tobi on the ceiling with the hammer and nails. Nyisha gave me a box of Girl Scout cookies. Amanda gave me a lighter. I lit Kisame on fire for the hat. Miranda gave me a stick of Dynamite. Which I lit and stuffed down Hidan's throat for the hell of it all. Brianna gave me more chicken skeletons. Then smacked Zetsu with a plate. "Couldn't you have waited for her to release them in the yard and throw knifes at them first?" She scolded. He shrugged. I rolled my eyes at them. Now I had the best Halloween decorations. Shay gave me a puppet of Itachi. That we both claimed creepy. Luckily it came with a scroll to seal them in so now I could use puppets in battle. It was still creepy that the puppets we me and Itachi, but oh well. Kira gave me bullets for the gun. I shot Hidan and Tobi in the balls. I missed Tobi, but got Hidan at point blank range.
Itachi's gift to me was the best of all. He put Tobi in a head lock, stuffed him in a trunk, and threw the trunk in to the pool, and to finish it up, hung Tabetha by her feet from the roof. This was perfect. It was by far the best birthday I ever had. But it also meant that it was time to get the ball rolling for the main plot of Naruto. Sasori, Deidara, Shay and Miranda would be heading for Suna in a week. Which meant it was time to reveal and untangle my web of lies. Unless I had a plan. In which I did. I knew Amanda had Kisame's back. So that meant it was time for me to put on my cloak and have a secret meeting with Naruto.
The next morning Kira faked a mission call for me and Nyisha. We went in and were able to persuade Pein to let us go. He caved. We went and packed up. "Do you have to go?" Itachi asked as he handed me a tee shirt. "I'll only be gone for a day or so. Don't worry, Nyisha and I can take care of our selfs. It's not like I'm taking Tabetha with me. I'm not in danger of assassination." I said. "I know. But I can't help but worry. Especially now." He said, gently pressing a hand to my stomach. I kissed him gently. "You have nothing to worry about. I promise." I said. He kissed my head and Nyisha and I set off.
Due to the fact that Nyisha wanted to test out her chakra control, we got there by noon. "Wait here." I said. She sat down at the foot of the tree and I slipped in to village disguised as Ayu. Not smart, I know. But Naruto wouldn't believe anyone who told him they saw his dead sister sneaking in to his room. I was able to silently slip the note on to the boy's pillow and slipped out and waited out side with Nyisha for eight hours.
We talked and laughed like we weren't away from everything we knew and grew up with. We were laughing about our teenage years and what a group of Jackasses we were. Our current topic; my fight with a boy in eighth grade. "When you put him in a full nelson and sat on him was the best. Kira and I bet on how long it would take for you to break his spine. I bet ten minutes. She said the second he called you a bitch." She said. I laughed. "Well then you both own me twenty bucks. I didn't break his spine until just before I left for here." I said. She toppled over laughing. That's when I realized that it was dark. Naruto was late. "Come on, Nyisha. Let's get serious. Naruto will be here at any minute." I said. I checked my iPod to see what time it was. Nine o'clock. We took our positions and waited. It wasn't too long before Naruto walked down the path.
"You're late." I said. Naruto looked up from the note and saw my stern face from my perch on the branch. We stared at each other for a little bit before we both burst in to bright grins. "Ana, Your back!" He said. "Only for a short while. To deliver a message then be on our way." I said. "Our? Did Miranda and Kira come with you?" He asked. I shook my head and leapt down from the branch. Nyisha appeared behind him. He spun to defend me. "Relax Naruto. This is Nyisha. One of my best friends." I said. "One of the traitors?" He asked. "Would she be with me if she was a traitor?" I asked. He relaxed. "Good point. Where are Miranda and Kira?" He asked, watching Nyisha. "They're at home. Safe." Nyisha said, shrugging, then darting her eye towards me. Naruto fell for it like we intended. "What's going on Ana?" He asked. "Try to understand, Naruto. We had no intentions to hurt you, but if you become hostile, we will have no choice." I said. Naruto took a step back and reached for a Kunai. I drew my Namari blade and set it on his shoulder. "Don't move." I said. He froze. I couldn't stop my self from laughing. "Gotcha." I said. He relaxed about ten feet.
"But seriously, Naruto. I have a warning that couldn't wait until our next meeting. I have some spies in the Akatsuki. You will be meeting them soon. All I have to say is that there is a tall one. She's slightly shorter than Kira, about this tall." I said, raising my hand three inches above my head. "Do not trust her, no matter what she says. She is the traitor that made an attempt on my life only a few weeks ago before joining the Akatsuki. Anyone else of the girls there are trust worthy, working for me. But still don't trust them unless the show you one of these." I showed him my dragon coin necklace.
"Got it." He said. "Don't trust anyone unless they show me a dragon necklace." He smiled. "That's not all. They come in different colors." I said. Nyisha showed him her chocolate brown necklace. "The colors you can trust are Black, Brown, Purple, Blue, Red, Jade Green, and Dark green. If you are shown an orange one, don't trust it. Even if it's me." I said. He nodded. "Got it. Don't trust orange. Only trust black, purple, blue, brown, red, jade greed and dark green." He repeated. I nodded. "Right. And Naruto, some people you see may shock you." I said. He stared at me in confusion. "And don't worry. Everything we do is to help." I said. "Come on Nyisha. We need to get back. I said and we turned to leave. "Ana, wait!" Naruto said. I stopped and looked over at him. "When will I see my sister again?" He asked. "Don't worry, Naruto. It's only a matter of time." I said and we went off. We were back at noon the next day. Tired and hungry.
"So how was the mission?" Itachi asked as I laid down on the bed to sleep. "Long, dull and boring." I said. He chuckled and sat down next to me and rested my head on his lap. I looked up at him. "I missed you. I thought you promised you'd never leave me like that again." He said. I rolled my eyes at him. "Well, can't trust Nyisha to do it alone. She'd get lost." I said. He shrugged. "Fair enough." He said, brushing his hand across my stomach. I only had one month until I started to show I was having a baby. Honestly, I was becoming anxious for February to come. I was sure that Itachi was just as anxious as I was. I wondered how painful child birth would be. I was told it was the most painful thing a woman could ever live through. I began to bite my lip again.
"You'll split your lip again." Itachi said. "Sorry, I'm just a little anxious for February even tough its seven months away." I said, sitting up then staring down at my stomach. Itachi wrapped his arm around my waist and pulled me on to his lap. "It will be okay. I'll be there the entire time." He said and held me close. I smiled and kissed his cheek. "You're going to be a great father." I said. "I hope so." He said and kissed me gently before we lied down and I cuddled up next to him and fell asleep. I actually slept through the rest of the day and night.
Itachi's P.O.V.
Ana was sound asleep in my arms. And I had to pee. Very, very badly. But I didn't want to disturb her sleep. She looked so peaceful. Her grip on my shirt began to loosen and I slowly slipped out to pee. I was so relived that I hadn't ended up peeing on her. I was surprised that I hadn't woken her up. I slipped in and watched her as she slept. Her dreams seemed wild the way her lips and eyebrows twitched. I felt a smile spread over my face as she immediately clung back to me. I kissed her head gently. She sighed contently. I thought I felt the baby kick, but I knew that I'd have to wait for another month before that experience. When she sighed again and murmured my name, indicating her dream was about me, I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. So the first chance I got, I was going to bye a ring and propose.
Well, that was cute and short, but now on to the main plot! Anyways, Candace impression. Phineas and Ferb. I'm such a child. And, since I wrote this last Friday, this is a late update! Today, Wednesday, July 31, 2013. Is my actual birthday. I am now the big 16! Any single Narutard guys out there looking for a girlfriend? Yes, I'm desperate. I'm 16 and single! .-.
On to my next bit, I was looking over my reviews and I noticed a review left by a Guest on chapter one that I have to comment on.
"WHAT 2 OR 3 MONTHS!? BITCH I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU WAIT THAT LONG! Love yas"
Please tell me who you are (Kenzie or Shay, if this is you, I am kicking your ass later) if you are a member. If you're not, just give me a code name. With the exception of the two stated above. Okay, going swimming now, byez!