OKAY! This chapter is so tense that even I'm shaking! Oh, I can't wait for you to read this!
Disclaimer: Okay, let's be honest, guys if I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be here writing about Akatsuki members fucking my friends.
Kira's P.O.V.
I skipped up to the base where I knew that my sister and brother-in-law-to-be were waiting for me. I burst right in to the base as happy as a tornado in a trailer park! "YO BITCHES! WE'RE HOME! MISSION WAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAIL!" I said happily. "If it was a fail, then why are you so happy?" Shay asked. "Because, even though we didn't catch Naruto, Kakuzu and Hidan still live!" I said and Nyisha and I darted off to find Ana. We found her in her lab, studying up on the surgery. "WE'RE HOME!" I yelled at her, starveling the living shit out of her. "Jashin, Kira, calm the fu- Nyisha? What happened to your face?" Ana asked, looking at Nyisha. "Oh, a stray bolt of lightning of Kakashi's lightning blade slapped me and left a pretty awesome scar." She said with a grin. "Yeah, speaking of injuries." I said and pulled off my shirt. I motioned to the scars on my shoulder blade. "You can get rid of these, right?" I asked. "Yup." Ana said.
I felt the cool chakra touch my back and seal off my wounds. "Ah, much better." I said and pulled my shirt back on and turned to face my sister. "Worried?" I asked. She nodded. I grabbed her hand and smiled at her. "Don't be. He'll survive, I promise." I said. She sighed. "Promise you'll keep my hand steady?" She asked. I nodded. "Promise." I said and hugged my sister. The surgery was decided to be tomorrow at noon. Kakuzu and I would be there to help Ana. In the mean time, Miranda and I were planning the Christmas party to be held next chapter. (A/N: KIRA! No spoilers!) Too late! (A/N: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! ONLY I CAN DO THAT!) Fine!
"Kira, do you think Ana will be okay?" She asked as we cut snow flakes. I shrugged. "Maybe. I mean, just a shake of the hand and everything is lost. I'm counting on you, Nyisha, Amanda and Hidan to keep Tobi out and from distracting her. Same goes for Tabetha." I said. She nodded. "You can count on us!" She said and we began to hang the snowflakes in the little ball room Ana, Itachi, and I had discovered Hidan playing in.
Ana's P.O.V.
Yeah, I was as nervous as hell, but who wouldn't be? If my hand just trembled a little bit, I could lose the love of my life and father of my baby! Can't you just imagine the tension? I wanted to scream! I wanted to cry and collapse and nothing had even happened yet! Jashin, it's just like passing math and speech all over again. I decided to rest my brain and walked out to the back and watched as Brianna and Amanda trained together.
"Hey, Ana." Konan said and patted the bench space between her and Shay. I smiled and sat down. Shay noticed me and closed her book about Greek mythology. "Hey, Ana. The baby kicking up a storm in there?" She asked, pressing her hand to my stomach. I nodded as my child punched Shay's hand like she was her sparring partner. "Hey, be nice in there." I said and gently poked my stomach.
"You're a nervous wreck, Ana. Don't try to hide it." Konan said suddenly. I sighed. "Who wouldn't be a nervous wreck in my situation, Konan? Think about trying to do this kind of thing on Nagato." I said. "Yeah, I don't blame you. It must feel like hell." She said and gave me a side hug. I nodded. "It does." I said. "You'll be okay." Shay said, grabbing my hand and gently squeezing it. I smiled at her and we watched Brianna and Amanda until the sunset. We all walked inside. I sighed as I stared out in to the night sky, worrying about the events of tomorrow.
"Hey, there you are, we're all set up for the Christmas party." Kira said as she entered the room and stepped on to the balcony with me. "What's up, sister?" She said. "What do you think?" I asked with a worry filled voice. She wrapped her arm around me and hugged me. "You don't need to worry, I'll be here. Every step of the way, I promise." She said. "I'm just so worried." I said. "I know. It must feel like hell is rising in you and tearing you apart from the inside." She said. "Yes! It's horrible! This how you felt when saving Hidan?" She asked. I nodded. She hugged me tightly. "Everything will be fine, sis, I promise." She said. I nodded and went to bed. I watched Itachi sleep. "Ana, you should really get some sleep. Staying up late won't help the situation." Ayu said. I sighed and nodded. I kissed my sleeping fiancé's cheek and cuddled closer to him and forced my self to fall asleep.
The next morning, after breakfast, Itachi and I stood together in front of the doors to the medical room. Not my lab, the base infirmary. We stood side by side, his hand holding mine tightly. We said nothing; we just stood there staring at the door. The operation would begin the second we stepped through the door. Yeah, I didn't want to step through that door. I didn't want to be the cause of Itachi's death. But, I didn't want him to suffer. I sighed and looked at him with a hopeless look on my face. Itachi was staring at the door, he tried to hide it, but I knew he was scared. He glanced at me from the corner of his eyes then he turned to look at me. He smiled reassuringly and pulled me in to a hug. "I trust you, I believe in you." He murmured in my ear. He kissed my temple and rested his head on mine. I buried my face in his shoulder and took in his sent for possibly the last time. "I love you." I said. "I love you." He said. I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and kissed him.
I just hope it's not a kiss goodbye.
We walked in and Itachi pulled off his shirt and lied down on the table. Kakuzu hooked him up to the knock out gas and Kira and I went to wash up. I tried to clear my head. I felt like crying and nothing had even happened yet. "Ana, every thing is going to be okay." She said as we scrubbed up to our elbows. "I really hope so, Kira, I can't lose him." I said. "Like I said last night, I'll be here every step of the way." She said and slipped on her gloves. "I promise." She said. I nodded and slipped on my gloves and mask. We stepped in to the OR and when I saw Itachi unconscious on the table I wanted to cry all over again. "Ana?" Kira asked. "I'm fine, I just have the same volcano effect in my stomach as I did my first performance in High School." I said. The performance I'm talking about was my first drama performance in front of an actual audience when I wasn't singing. Singing and acting are two very different things, don't let anyone tell you different.
We began the operation. I carefully cut open Itachi's chest, down to his heart, careful not to cut the organ itself. I felt like puking, watching Itachi's heart beat. That heartbeat rested in my hands. Almost literally. I drew a shaky breath. "Clamp." I said, holding my hand out for Kira to hand me the clamp to hold back the skin. "Clamp." Kira said, putting the clamp in my hand. I secured the skin in place. "Cure." I said. She put the needle you could find in an allergy clinic in my hand. "Cure." She said. I positioned my hand in the correct position to decide my truelove's life. All the steps raced through my head for this part. "Hand steady, 95 degrees obtuse angle, just below the aorta..." My thoughts raced, I had everything except the steady hand. Kira's fingers curled around my wrist. "You guide, I'll keep you steady." She whispered in to my ear. Kakuzu watched carefully as Kira and I injected the cure in to Itachi's heart carefully.
I let out a breath of relief as we with drew the needle from the most important organ of the body. "Needle and thread." I said. "Needle and thread." Kira said and I returned the clamp and sewed the opening shut again. I used my chakra to heal the wound more so he won't have to be on his back through the Christmas special. (A/N: Bitch I am going to kick your ass up and down BOTH of our universes if you don't stop breaking the damn fourth wall!) Sorry, sorry. It would be a few hours after this before we took out the stitches. I just hopped all would go well. "Three hours until we come back and remove the stitches. He'll wake up in an hour, so we need to let him sleep for now." I said. We pulled down our masks and I sat down. Kira sent me a look of worry. "Go on, I'll get you when it's time to take the stitches out." I said. She nodded and the two stepped out.
I wish I could say that after that I relaxed and fell asleep right there in the corner on the chair waiting for my true love to awaken so I could talk him in to resting for two more hours, but then I would be lying. No, I sat in that hard chair, mind racing. This wasn't where it ended. The animals I tested on, they died after they woke up from me removing the stitches. Yes, I did have to knock them out so that way they wouldn't writhe with pain as I removed stitches from over their hearts. I just wanted this to be over and done with. I wanted to go back to having the love of my life lying in bed next to me reading a book over my shoulder or out on the training grounds watching Miranda practice her water style ninjutsu. I just wanted everything normal. I sighed and closed my eyes, tilting my head back against the wall. I heard Itachi take in a sharp breath as he woke up I stood up and walked to him. His eyes snapped open and he tried to shoot up. I gently put my hands on his shoulders. "Relax. Everything is fine, don't try to move, I haven't taken your stitches out yet and I don't want you to re-open it just yet. Lay down." I said. Itachi was still a little loopy from the knock out gas, so I didn't expect him to respond well.
He grabbed my wrists and his eyes darted about the room frantically. "She-" He murmured faintly. "Itachi, everything's fine, just relax." I said and kissed his forehead. "Go back to sleep." I whispered to him gently. He squealed my wrists. It hurt a little, but I knew the effects of the knock out gas that Kakuzu used. Itachi was still in his dream. "Where-?" He murmured again. "Ana." He grunted, trying to get up. "Itachi, I'm right here, calm down." I said and kissed his cheek. "Ana." He sighed, lying back down on the table. "Go back to sleep, Itachi." I said and checked the clock. "I'll take your stitches out once you're asleep." I said. I waited until He was asleep again before I stepped out. Miranda, Nyisha, Shay and Hidan were sitting on the floor, looking up and talking to Kira and Kakuzu.
"Time flies." I said. They came in and we waited a bit before carefully removing the stitches. I kept my healing chakra on the scar as Kira cut and removed the string. Kakuzu cleaned the blood off of the puncture marks and then my chakra would seal them. The mark where we did the surgery would be a permanent scar, but I hoped he would be okay. We moved him back to our bedroom and I sat at the desk not to far away from the bed.
I was back in my regular cloths instead of the scrubs. On the desk in front of me was my computer. I flipped through some of the pictures that we had taken here. I stopped on one picture. It was of Me, Kira, Hidan and Itachi. Itachi and I were sitting on the roof of the base while Kira and Hidan stuck out their tongues or flipped off the camera. I was laughing at them as Itachi smiled at me. I sighed and smiled at it. I flipped to the next one. It was of Kira, Miranda and I in Konoha. Kiba, Kira, Naruto, me, Shikamaru and Miranda, in that order, stood beneath the Hokage monument, or more specifically, under the Fourth Hokage's section. I smiled at the face of my father. Time to face it, this was my world now. Time to accept Ayu's past as my own, I guess.
I sighed and went to the next picture. It was of me and Itachi a few weeks ago. We were sitting together on the couch. I was asleep on his lap and he was stroking my cheek gently. I smiled. I had a lot of good pictures. I turned and found a video. I wondered when I made that, then I remembered when I did and hit play.
"Hey kids! This is your mother back when she was twenty one years old. When you see this, I'm probably old and senile or long dead. I thought that I would make a video for you before and after the war. This is before. Right now, I am pregnant. Five months with guess who, that's right, you!" My past self grinned and pointed to her slightly bulging tummy. The baby kicked happily in my tummy. I smiled. "Shhh, you're not supposed to see this yet." I whispered. I watched as my past self from two months ago as she ran around the base with phone in hand. I saw Kira and Hidan chasing Tabby and Tobi. "That was your aunt Kira and Uncle Hidan. The two they were chasing, well, you learned about them in history class. Anyways, on with the video." Past me said. She carried on, passing Miranda, Deidara, Nyisha, Kakuzu, Brianna, Zetsu, Amanda, Kisame, Shay, Sasori, Pein, and Konan. Finally, I walked in to mine and Itachi's room. Itachi was sitting at the desk, writing something down.
"And this is where you were created! Hopefully you are old enough to understand that by now, let's say hi to daddy!" Past me said. I went over to Itachi and put the phone camera in front of us. I could see myself in the background. "Itachi, say hello to your child-slash-children!" past me said with a smile. Itachi smiled at the camera. "Hello my beautiful daughter, and/or strong son." He said. Past me rolled her eyes. "Believe it or not that's as much as daddy talked back in this time kids. Less, actually, he's chatty today." Past me said. "I'm only talking as much as I am now because your mother will be beating me black and blue as soon as the camera is turned off. Not that I mind." He said. Past me smacked his shoulder. "Okay, kids, see you after the war! I love you!" past me said. "I love you, too, kids." Itachi said and kissed past me. Past me turned off the camera.
I laughed at past me and past Itachi. I looked up when I realized it was dark outside. I shut my lap top and walked over to Itachi, still asleep on our bed. I pressed my ear to his chest, worry building up in my heart. What if his heart had stopped? What if the surgery was a fail? What if I had lost him? What would we do if I lost him? Would he be okay?
"Oh, my god…" I gasped.
I felt relief sweep over me as I heard Itachi's heart beating strong and clear. He had survived the surgery. I lied down next to him with a smile on my face and relief in my heart. I would be able to rest well for the first time in months tonight. His eyebrows twitched and his eyes fluttered. He opened his eyes and sat up. I sat up next to him and grabbed his hand. "Hey." I said gently. He looked at me and smiled. "How are you feeling?" I asked. "Not as sore as I expected." He said. "I did the best I could to heal you, but there's still gonna be a scar." I said. He slipped off his shirt and looked at the scar on his chest. I turned away with a raging blush on my face. "Put your shirt back on before you start something you can't finish." I mumbled, handing his shirt back to him and turning my back to him before I could get too carried away. What? I almost lost him, don't judge me.
I heard him chuckle and I felt his arms wrap around me. I felt my face get hot enough to cook an egg on. "I told you that you could do it. I hope you didn't sit in here all day waiting for me to wake up." He said. "I watched the video we made for the kids." I said. "That's it? You should have had fun." He said. "Can't have fun with out you." I said. He kissed my cheek then stood up. "I'm going to take a bath, am I cleared by doctors?" He joked. I nodded. He grabbed my hands and knelt in front of me. "I would like some help." He said. I swatted him on the shoulder and he chuckled. I kissed him firmly and lovingly. "I love you." I said. "I love you." He said. The baby kicked right where Itachi's hand was. He laughed. "Yes, I love you, too." Itachi said and kissed my stomach. I smiled as the baby kicked happily in my tummy. I laughed as Itachi began to tickle my stomach like he was tickling the baby. I swore that I saw my family in the future.
"ANA!" I heard Brianna and Shay yell. I looked at them as they burst through the door. "What?' I asked. "Look at this! What is going on?" Shay said. From her back sprouted two golden wings. Now from Brianna's back sprouted two big black wings. Now that was truly fucking awesome!
"Oh, I didn't tell you guys? We're Demigoddesses. Shay, you are the demigoddess of light and Brianna, you the goddess of darkness. Badass, right?" I said. "Wait, Darkness?" Brianna said. She waved her hand and the shadows twitched at attention. She made my shadow break off from me and start dancing. "Okay, Mrs. Peter Pan, give me my shadow back!" I said. My shadow returned to it's spot and Brianna dashed out, going to strangle Tobi with a shadow. Shay followed her, a ball of light in her hand, ready to blast Tobi with it. "That might be a mistake." I said. "Too late now." Itachi said. "Now we're really fucked." I said. "Better now than sooner." Itachi said. "True, but latter is better than now." I said. After this, Tobi would know about our Demigoddess powers and try to unlock what he thinks is in Tabby only to find she's a mortal, maybe this would be fun.
WHOO! ITACHI LIIIIIIIIIIVES! And Brianna can manipulate shadows now. Hmmm. Don't sleep with a night light, kiddies. It's not the dark you need to be afraid of, it's the shadows. Bwahahahahaha.
AHEM, anyways, so, Tomorrow, Christmas break starts, so I will tell you my plans now. FIRST! Saturday is my family Christmas party. My older half-sister is already trying to wimp out. My parents say they don't know why because she and my nephews have fun every year. Here's how you trick my sister in to going anywhere: Tell her I won't be there. Enough of that bitching, on to the next set. My parents know I don't get along with my half-sister and yet, I have to spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with her, so I will not be updating either of those days.
So, I will be updating the Christmas special early. And because KIRA SPOILED THE SURPRISE PARTY THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE, I will be showing the Christmas party in Konoha!
Kira: Fuck. I fucked up again.
Ana: Yes you did.
AWK: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU! Anyways, see ya' later, maybe next week! Review!
Next time on EA2:Screwin' with Shippuden:
"Huh? What's this?"
"Hey! Look! Ana left us Christmas presents!"
"I-I won't b-be needing th-this!"
"Fuckin' AWESOME!"
"So, I guess you won't be spending Christmas alone this year."