And Christmas special!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO NOR CHRISTMAS OR REFERENCES USED.

3rd person P.O.V.

Naruto walked down the street back to his apartment. It was Christmas Eve and once again, like the last ten years, he was alone. "I miss you sis, I still remember when I was six and you sat at the piano and sang that song with me. What was it? I can't remember which one, but I know you sang it really well. I wish you'd sing it again." He thought. He walked in to the cemetery. He went up the hero memorial stone and knelt. He found his sister's name and the name of his hero, the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze. He sighed. Not his parents' names any where. It would help if he knew his parents' names, of course. "Why didn't you tell me their names, sis?" He asked, touching his sister's name on the stone. A blast of dormant chakra zapped him and a flash of a vision popped in to his mind. He and Ana were walking together with Hinata and it looked like Sasuke's brother, Itachi. Suddenly, four kids ran up. Two girls, two boys. One boy looked like Itachi, one girl looked like Hinata mixed with a bit of Ayu. The other girl looked like Ana. And the boy who had jumped in Naruto's arms looked just like.

Himself.

A little boy that looks like me? Wait, He has Hinata's eyes. A little boy that looks like me and Hinata? What about the kids in Ana and Itachi's arms? He thought. He shook his head and looked up at they sky. "Sis, what are you trying to tell me?" He asked the sky. With a sigh, Naruto stood up and went home. On his way home, he found the old music shop where he and Ayu played the piano years before. A vision of a younger version of him self and Ayu. He listened and he heard his sister singing that song. "Where are you Christmas? Why can't I find you? Why have you gone away? Where is the laughter you used to bring me? Why can't I hear music play? My world is changing. I'm rearranging. Does that mean Christmas changes, too? Where are you Christmas? Do you remember? The one you used to know. I'm not the same one. See what time's done. Is that why you have let me go?..." He smiled as he recognized the song now. "Niichan? Why don't you tell me Mama and Daddy's names?" He remembered himself asking her. "You'll know when the time is right, little brother. I promise." She had replied. He sighed. "Liar." He thought. "You died and didn't even tell me."

He sighed and continued back to his empty home. It really sucks being alone. Especially on Christmas.He flopped down on his bed and closed his eyes. Something fell on his face. "Huh? What's this?" He asked. It was a little gift box with a note on it.
"Naruto,
Hey, kid! So the shopkeeper told me that this once belonged to your sister and I thought that you might like it. Hey, everyone wants to hold a good memory, right? Sorry that we couldn't be there to celebrate Christmas with you. No one should be alone on Christmas. So, why are you still sitting here reading this? Open you present and go find Hinata you baka!
Love, Kira.

Naruto blushed at the last part of the note and quickly opened the gift as if Kira was actually there behind him and would hit him if he didn't hurry. He stopped when he saw the gift inside. It was the necklace his father had given to Ayu when she graduated from the Academy. He still remembered when she told him the story of it. He shook his head quickly. "Now's not the time for a flashback, Naruto." He said and looked at the last line of the note. "Open your present and go find Hinata you baka!" He stood up and put on his shoes. "Hm, I wonder why she wants me to go find Hinata? Hinata's probably too busy for me anyways." He thought, but he went on ahead to find her anyways. He wasn't more than three feet out of his apartment door when she slipped on some ice and right in to his arms.

"N-Naruto-kun! I-I'm s-sorry!" Hinata said and stepped back. He smiled at her. "That's fine Hinata-chan. I was just leaving to look for you." He said. "R-really? I-I was c-coming t-to get you, wh-why w-were you l-looking for m-me?" She asked. He laughed and handed her the note left by Kira. She giggled, making Naruto's heart flutter. "W-well, then I-I guess y-you better c-come w-with m-me then?" She asked. He smiled and nodded. Hinata led him to the academy. "Huh? Why are we here, Hinata-chan?" He asked. She smiled at him and showed him a note.
"Hinata,
I have a very special Christmas plan for Naruto. Bring him to the academy on Christmas Eve!
-Sakura"

"S-Sakura-chan told me t-to bring y-you here. S-she w-wouldn't t-tell me w-why. S-she s-says i-it's a s-secret." Hinata said. Naruto smiled as his heart soared. "Sakura-chan, a special Christmas plan that's a secret just for me? Do you really love me?" He thought. (A/N: You have no idea how much it hurt me to write that.) He couldn't stop griming as he stepped in to the academy. "Naruto's here!" Tenten called. There weren't a lot of people there. Just Tenten, Neji, Kakashi, Pervy Sage, Sakura, and of course Hinata. Everyone's small conversation stopped to cheer for the blonde boy. Naruto wondered why not everyone was there. No Kiba, no Shikamaru, no Ino, no Choji, not even Shino!

"Hey!" Sakura suddenly called and pointed above Naruto and Hinata's heads. "Naruto and Hinata are under the mistletoe!" She said with a giggle. "Come on, kid! Kiss her!" Jiraiya said. Naruto and Hinata looked at each other, blushing madly. Naruto swallowed hard and quickly pressed his lips to Hinata's, taking her by surprise. She returned the kiss happily, suddenly making it hard to breath. When they broke away, Hinata fainted. Naruto caught her. "Ah! Hinata! I thought you stopped doing that!" He said. Sakura and Tenten sighed as the watched him try to wake her up. "Come on, Hinata! You're going to miss the party!" He said. Hinata finally woke up. "There we go!" he said, blushing. He was curious as to why his heart was beating so fast.

Then he noticed that there was something different about Hinata. He couldn't quite get what it was though. Her hair? No, couldn't be here hair, though she did look beautiful with long hair. Hm, oh! It had to be that she was wearing a dress! Oh, wait, she's not wearing a dress. It's too cold for that. What was it that was different about her? Was she wearing make up? No, Hinata was too beautiful for make up. God, what was different about Hinata? This was going to drive him mad!

"Hey! Look! Ana left us Christmas presents!" Tenten said and dove under the Christmas tree and pulled out some boxes. She pulled up one box and looked at it with a grin. "Naruto! You're first!" She said and tossed the long box to Naruto. There was a note attached to this one, too. "What does it say?" Sakura asked. Naruto opened the note and read it out loud for everyone to hear.
"Naruto,
I'm sorry that I was not here to deliver this to you personally, I would have loved to see your face. This gift is something I hope you will treasure forever.
Love, Ana." He read.

Naruto opened the box and smiled. It was a sword that looked like his sister's Namari blade. It was a few feet shorter, only three feet long, not six. It had a bit of a blue shine to it. He smiled at it. "I'll call this the Hogo Blade." He thought. (A/N: Hogo is the Japanese word for protection or protect. And considering that Naruto wants nothing more than to protect his comrades, it seems appropriate.) "This is definitely something I will treasure forever." Naruto said with a happy smile.

"Next is Jiraiya." Tenten said. It was a sealing scroll. The note left by Ana was that she knew he never had enough of these. "Okay. Hinata! You're turn!" Tenten tossed a small box to the midnight haired girl. There was no note for her, just the gift. She opened it and gasped. "Th-this i-is b-beautiful." She said and pulled a necklace out. The charm on the necklace was a silver dragon with two rubies for eyes. Naruto recognized his sister's necklace. He smiled and offered Hinata to help her put it on. She nodded and raised her hair. He locked the clasp in place. "There you go." He said. "Th-thank you, N-Naruto-kun." She said with a smile. He nodded. "You're welcome, Hinata-chan." He said. Naruto loved his sister, but her necklace looked like it just belonged on Hinata.

"Sakura! You're turn." Tenten handed a large present to Sakura. "Awesome! A book on human physics! Hey, Ana says there are some notes from her in here from when she had to do some surgery on a very sick person in a village she was passing through!" she said and began to read. Everyone chuckled at how excited she got over the thick book. "Kakashi-sensei, this one is yours." Tenten said and handed Kakashi a book shaped present. Sure enough, it was a book. A porno book. One that Jiraiya had been searching for his whole life. "You gotta let me borrow that when you're done!" The old perv said to the gray haired copy ninja. No one could see it, but Kakashi already had a nose bleed.

"Ew, okay, Neji, here's yours. And the last one is mine!" Tenten said, handing a small box to Neji and opening her own gift. Neji began to blush furiously at the contents of his gift and the note with it. He immediately crumpled the note. The gift was a condom. "I-I won't be needing th-this!" He said. He handed the condom. "Wha- why are you giving it to me?!" He asked. "Because if you get my cousin pregnant I'll kill you!" Neji yelled. "I would never do that! I believe in sex during marriage! Not before!" He yelled, throwing the condom in Neji's face. Neji immediately threw it back. The two embarrassed men did this for a while. During that time, Hinata's heart was beating fast. "He believes in sex during marriage! Not before? Well, maybe not when he's drunk, eek! No! Hinata! Now's not the time to be thinking of that!" She thought, blushing a deep crimson.

Naruto and Neji finally calmed down and Tenten opened her gift. "Fuckin' AWESOME!" She said, raising a throwing dagger with a wooden hilt that had a dragon carved in to the hilt. "Hey! Look, there's a note!" Sakura said, picking up the paper from the floor and handing it to Tenten.
"Tenten,
I hope you enjoy this genuine Idaho throwing dagger. It was my father's when he was still alive. Use it well.
Love, Ana." Tenten read out loud. She grinned and gave it a test throw. It flew strait in to the wall, right where Tenten wanted it to go. "Oh, yeah, I love this!" She said with a wild grin.

The party continued on and everyone was having fun. Unfortunately, the time came for everyone to return home. Naruto and Hinata walked home together. Naruto couldn't stop smiling as Hinata tried to talk to him and tell him that she had fun with him tonight. Kakashi ended up having to be dragged home by Jiraiya due to the copy ninja passing out from a heavy nose bleed. As it turns out, Neji ended up needing the condom he had thrown away. Yup, Tenten dragged him back to her apartment and they had sex. Quite loudly, too. Sakura was the only one who had to walk home alone.

She didn't see the shadowy figure watching her from a distance. Not until he decided to show himself. He walked out right in front of her, in his ANBU black ops get up. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there." Sakura said as she ran in to him. "Sakura Haruno, follow me." He said and turned. Curiously, she followed him. He walked right to the Uchiha compound where Ana, Kira and Miranda had stayed. She followed him in to Sasuke's old room.

"ANBU-san, why are we here?" She asked. "Close your eyes." He ordered. She slowly did as she was told. For some reason she didn't trust this ANBU. She knew she should. He was an ANBU black op of her own village, what was he going to do? Rape her? As if, they would instantly demote him, execute him, even. She didn't see him take off his mask. She didn't see his face. But he knew what he was doing. He was doing what his secret boss had told him to do. He was following his heart's desire. He pressed his lips to Sakura's, stealing her first kiss. She didn't mind though, the second his lips touched her's, a feeling of familiarity had washed over her and she knew who this ANBU really was.

She kissed him back as he pulled her shirt from her body. She gasped as he removed her bra. She pulled off his shirt. Before she knew it, her virginity had been stolen from her, but she didn't mind. It had been stolen by who she had wanted to steal it away ever since she was old enough to think about it. She was happy. When they both had reached their climaxes, he fell to the side by her. He wrapped his arms around her. She tried to open her eyes and look at him. "Keep your eyes closed. I don't want you to see me until the right time." He whispered to her. "But, I haven't seen you in so long. I miss you." She whispered breathlessly. "I know, I miss you, too. That's why I came." He said and kissed he cheek. "I love you, Sasuke." She said. "I love you, too, Sakura." He said. They fell asleep just like that, in each other's arms, finally admitting the truth.

Mean while, out side the village, one woman stood alone, her back was to the naked couple, she was busy watching Naruto and Hinata dance together in Naruto's apartment. She smiled as Hinata rested her head on Naruto's shoulder. He smiled at her and rested his head on her head. "Well, look at that. Seems Christmas is the new Valentine's Day." She said with a smile. "Things are going well, Naruto. So, I guess you won't be spending Christmas alone this year. Good. I was afraid that was becoming a habit with you. I love you, little brother." She said. This was not the real Ana, no. It was a clone that the real one was looking through.

Back with the Akatsugirls and Akatsuki.

"Yo! Ana! Come on!" Kira called out to her sister. "Alright, Kai. I'm coming!" She said. She made the clone in Konoha disappear and sat next to Kira. Alright, Ana, you're turn. What's the best Christmas you ever had?" Kira asked. Ana smiled. "The best Christmas I ever had was the year that Dad, Mom, Zack (A/N: Zack is Ana's older brother, if you don't remember from Evil Angels) and I went and took presents to all of the families that didn't have money to buy presents for the kids. When we showed up the door, the look of happiness on the kids' faces when Santa showed up with a bag of presents just for them was the best feeling ever." She said. "Nyisha! You're turn!" Kira said. "My best Christmas was the year when my dad came down from Boise. For the first time, mom and dad didn't yell at each other. There was no fighting, no arguments. Just some fun time with my parents. Yeah, I wasn't happy that he decided to chose to be apart of my life when I was thirteen, but I was happy that we were a family, even if it was for a day. Kira, you're turn." Nyisha said. "This is my best Christmas right here. I'm with my actual family, and my true love." She said and kissed Hidan's cheek. "Okay! Christmas karaoke time! Ana! You first!" Brianna said. Ana grabbed the microphone to the Karaoke machine that they some how managed to find. The music began to play and Ana let Ayu take over to sing.

"Where are you Christmas? Why can't I find you? Why have you gone away? Where is the laughter you used to bring me? Why can't I hear music play? My world is changing. I'm rearranging. Does that mean Christmas changes, too? Where are you Christmas? Do you remember? The one you used to know. I'm not the same one. See what time's done. Is that why you have let me go?..."

MERRY CHRISTMAS! So, I decided to post this before I left to my half-sister's place today. I had this finished yesterday. I bet none of you saw Sasuke coming all the way back to Konoha to fuck with Sakura, right? WELL HE DID! And guess what? HE DIDN'T STAY! And what do you think is different with Hinata? Only time will tell (in the next chapter or two X3) Well, see you next time! Review!

Next time on EA2: Screwin' with Shippuden:

"You look beautiful, sis."

"I never thought I'd ever see you in a dress, not even on your wedding day!"

"I'm not here for a fight. I'm here to see my god-daughter get married."

"I do."