Resh POV

He had no idea how but somehow Kayci had actually managed to avoid the inevitable attacks from her fire atronach friend 'sparks'. The Daedra seemed to have grown used to it by now since she barely reacted when Kayci squeezed it's arse.

Of course there were some flames of anger, but nothing Kayci wasn't able to dodge before commanding it to get fire whisky. To which it smoked a bit in annoyance, before heading back into the portal to follow through with her demands.

"Why you don't just find another Daedra to do this for you is beyond me. That monster is meant to be a warrior of all things evil in Oblivion, and you've reduced it to a waitress who you harass, all its Daedra friends probably take the piss out of it," Resh laughed, genuinely feeling sorry for the poor demon.

The woman smirked in reply, "I would, but I can't seem to find another Daedra with bigger tits and a feistier attitude, plus I'm not really a summoner so I wouldn't know where to check."

"Fair enough, what about a Dremora though? You still have a scroll to summon that idiot who kept fucking you through my tent don't you?"

"I do, but we didn't really end on good terms. Last time I saw him he tried to cleave my head in with a battleaxe," Kayci muttered, it was a shame such a perfect opportunity to humiliate a Dremora had been ruined by such a pointless thing such as safety.

"I'm just saying, but that covers more than half of your ex-lovers, so I reckon you still could have made it work," Resh roared in amusement, before seeing the atronach reappeared and waved her over, "Look, our drinks are here. You don't know how much I need this."

45 Minutes (of much bonding talk and reminiscing, involving a great many tales of Kayci and numerous sexual exploits I may write into separate one-shot stories, took place) Later

"You know Resh, *hic* we're like best friends… but- but also family *hic*, you know what that makes us? *hic* we're like best… 'framily'!" she laughed, shaking his shoulders as if she was making some super-important point.

"For someone who complains about my lack of drinking, you're such a lightweight. You try and cover it up a lot but you're always the first to get drunk everywhere," Resh told her, chuckling each time she hiccuped

"Can you *hic* really blame me? I'm half your size *hic*, all the booze is just concentrated in one little area, me," she carried on, holding her fist in the air to show the seriousness of her drunken exclamation.

"I guess not," he conceded. "But it's still pretty funny."

"Wanna know what actually *hic* is funny? you're gonna have a kid before me! *hic*" she roared out giggling. "Literally no-one is going to see that coming when we get back. Pretty much everyone back home thought I'd be the one who gets too drunk with the locals and becomes with child, but it's you! it's hilarious."

"It's not quite so funny if you were in my position," Resh muttered, but was still smiling due to the hilariousness of how 'drunk-Kayci' acted with her dramatic hand gestures.

"Aah, that's is the thing *hic* though. I know I often go on about how I hope *hic*, how I hope none of what I've laid is fertilised, and don't get me *hic* wrong I am. But having a little hatchling doesn't sound that bad *hic*, It'll be cute, I could teach it to be just like *hic*, just like me," Kayci sniggered, definitely surprising Resh, although he had an inkling she was joking.

"Am I seriously hearing this? Kayci 'the fun loving party girl who fucks everything that doesn't shake her off, drinks a lot, and takes as many narcotics as she can find' wants to have children? there is no way in Oblivion you would be responsible enough to look after a child. And did you say you wanted it to grow up to be like you? I don't think I could handle two of you," The larger Tsaesci asked in joking exasperation. It was obviously true that what he said, but he wasn't being offensive.

"I mean it *hic*, I should have a child, and since I'm a *hic* I'm a Tsaesci if I get pregnant fast then I could *hic* have it before you. I could *hic* win!" she blurted, grabbing another bottle of whisky and taking a long glug.

"Yeah… despite how this is obviously a game you need to beat me at I think you're forgetting something, just a little thing called 'sperm'. I'm sure you're oh so very happy with that scumbag who was a bitch to you 'Brelyna', but unfortunately, or I should say 'fortunately' she doesn't have a dick. So I think we can all rejoice at the fact she won't knock you up," Resh countered, he had started off lighthearted, but once Brelyna was brought up his tone turned sour.

"There's no need to be a bastard about it. You need to learn that I still like Brelyna, and you have better be okay with that and learn to deal with it," Kayci snapped, suddenly sobering up and stopping hiccuping. "Also didn't you learn some magic a few hundred years ago that makes the whole 'no sperm' thing not even an issue?"

"I think that's enough alcohol for you," Resh mumbled snatching the bottle off her before her ideas got any more serious. "How about this, I will 'tolerate' you staying with Brelyna so long as you never try and make me do that for you."

"I can't make that promise Resh, we both know that. Would it really be that much of a problem for you? all you have to do is cast a bit of magic while me and Brelyna are fucking right?" Kayci asked, grabbing his hands and shaking them around aimlessly as if that was how magic worked.

"You can't be serious!? I was joking when I even considered you wanting children, but you are the last person I would expect to have children… purposely. And you think I'm going to help you get pregnant with that bigot? you're insane," he sighed derisively, not really knowing what to think other than that when Kayci wanted something she usually got it.

"Well it's true!" Kayci retorted, "I may be very drunk, but I'm pretty sure I want a child, especially one before you. I can't let you beat me at something… besides, mother-daughter tag teams are hot as hell."

Resh just stared for a few seconds mouth agape before speaking again in pure shock, "Is there no low you won't stoop to? you want a child just so you can have semi-incestuous sex?"

"It's not like I would actually touch them myself!" she squealed, not liking that thought one bit even though it had been a regular occurrence for her when meeting other peoples families, "It would be for the other persons pleasure."

"And what If that other person continues to be Brelyna? then it would still be incest."

"Fine, ruin my dreams!" Kayci laughed. "But still, that wasn't the only reason, and was only really one tiny offhanded thing I probably wouldn't want to do anyway and said as a joke. Having a child still sounds fun. I should ask Brelyna what she thinks."

"Somehow I highly doubt that racist would want to considering what she did when she found out what you were. And as I said, I'm not helping you, especially with her," Resh said sternly, Kayci could just 'order' him to help her seeing as she was a higher rank, but he knew she would never 'make' him do something he opposed, she was a reasonable woman.

"Resh, I know you. You're a kind man, rational and just, I know that if it does get to the point where I need your help you'll do it, if not for seeing reason but because we're friends. Anyway though, onto a less 'controversial' topic, what are you going to do once your baby comes along?" the smaller Tsaesci asked with prying interest, she was still very much confused about what Resh would do regarding Nordic customs.

"Err… nothing? I don't know I haven't really thought about having a child as much as you apparently have," he smirked. "I can't take it back to Akavir, it won't fit in and will probably die, so I guess I'll have to find a way of keeping it here, maybe Lydia could stay behind in Tamriel and look after it."

"I'm not even going to begin with how ridiculous you are, thinking that you can live an entire ocean away from your child and girlfriend, and expect Lydia to be okay with it. But assuming that does happen I still think you should marry her… Nords don't have much respect for nameless bastard childs, and if you want to go back to Akavir without little Resh junior that could be a problem."

Resh couldn't have looked more worried if he was being eaten alive by a dragon. "Shit, you think she'll care?"

Kayci sighed with amusement and wrapped an arm around her downcast friend, "You know so little about women and how we think. I have so much to explain to you about…"

Brelyna POV

"So Lydia…" the Dunmer started, not really knowing where to begin with the numerous questions she was dying to know the answer to. "How long have you… erm… known about… this?"

The Nord in question wasn't nearly as displaced as Brelyna was, and although still being fairly annoyed at Resh for leaving so suddenly, and then his aggressive actions to the all. "Since the idiot knocked me up, he decided that would be the appropriate time rather than before."

Brelyna nodded in agreement, before being even more intrigued, "But you two have still been… doing things together haven't you? unless he was lying in those letters. Why would you still do that after you know what he is?"

"Resh would never lie, you know him well enough. He may have left some things out, but he made it a point not to lie." Lydia explained, before grinning, "As for why I still fuck him. I know you may not be interested, but there's this thing he has called 'a massive dick' which unlike most men, he actually knows how to use. That's not the best bit though, even better is that ever since he found out I'm pregnant he has been more than comfortable to eat me out at every opportunity, which is even better."

The Elf could sense that in her words was an offhanded insult about her orientation, she knew Lydia probably didn't mean it and pregnancy hormones were just acting up, but still it slightly irked her, "We have stuff that can be a 'massive dick' too you know…" she muttered in response.

"Come back when it's bigger than any man I've ever seen before and has a few centuries of practice," she laughed dismissively.

"You'd be surprised at the size of some of the things we own then. Wait a second, have you been with him in his… slightly bigger form?" Brelyna asked worriedly, she was honestly scared about Lydia's health if she had.

Lydia snorted in amusement at the question, "There is no way in Oblivion I am letting him anywhere near me when he is like that. He wouldn't even be able to get a quarter into me let alone fuck me without splitting me in half."

Brelyna was about to speak up at her crude language, but Lydia beat her to it, "I do vaguely recall Resh saying something about how you two probably would be able to have all the fun you want even in Kayci's snake form. Apparently due to nothing having to 'fit' into something else the size difference is irrelevant."

"I guess it would make sense," Brelyna reasoned, glad about that, now she knew that it really was the gorgeous woman she loved Brelyna couldn't care less about what race she was, as long as she was still capable of fucking. "Plus I can only imagine how fun things'll be dominating something that large. Maybe we could switch things around for once, I bet with a strap-on she has more practice than Resh," the Dunmer only really said the last bit to get back at Lydia for her earlier jab, but now she thought about it she was probably right. The thought of having Kayci in all her golden glory thrusting into her was definitely a nice mental picture.

"Well let's just hope Resh isn't gone for too long with all these pregnancy hormones running around inside me," Lydia laughed, having seemingly had the same short fantasy as Brelyna. The Dark Elf knew she must have been joking as Lydia was clearly straight, but there was a tone in her voice which hinted at curiosity.

An awkward moment passed for a few moments and Brelyna really started to wish that was as far as it would go and Lydia wouldn't say anything uncomfortable. "So… the cannibalism thing in your letter!?" Brelyna blurted to break the strange sexual tension, not wanting the silence to go on any longer, or even worse talk about it.

"Oh yeah, I wouldn't worry about that, sure it's really weird when you think about it, but I don't we're in any danger because they actually like us. As a joke Resh once put my entire leg in his mouth, it was not funny. He did that snake thing and dislocated his jaw and so he could've eaten me whole!" Lydia shouted, more than happy to change the subject from something that bordered on sexuality changing unfaithfulness.

"Do you think Kayce would try something like that on me?" she asked, slightly scared due to the fact her lover might accidently eat her, she didn't really trust Kayci when it came to common sense, so the Tsaesci might take it too far.

"Obviously," she snorted, Lydia knew the woman long enough to know that Kayci was more than likely going to try jokes like this now it was out in the open, and probably a lot, "That is if Resh lets her come back to you," she reasoned, before seeing the upset look on the Dunmers face, "Don't tell me you thought he was going to be okay with this over time? he doesn't tend to let the things like this go, especially considering how disgusting what you were thinking about doing was. He probably thinks you're the most heartless and racist woman alive."

Brelyna looked down in shame, before whispering, "She'll want to come back won't she?"

Lydia sighed, not really knowing what to say, "She did go off with Resh… instead of staying here with you. But I don't know, she seems to really like you so I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, when Resh comes back to see me again you'll see her."

"That might not be until after you have the child though, he seems pretty annoyed at you as well," Brelyna murmured, not liking the idea of not seeing Kayci for another six months.

"They'll come back," Lydia assured, partly for her own benefit as well as the Elf's, "And if they don't then I guess that just means we will have this room for just the two of us and we won't even need the others to have fun…"

There was another long pause of uncomfortable quiet, Lydia hadn't meant her words to sound sensual, but for some reason the atmosphere really felt sexually charged. Lydia knew she was straight, but in her current mood, and the things this baby was doing to her body, she almost didn't care.

"I'm not the only one hearing the tense undertones in these awkward silences am I?" Brelyna murmured, evidently not, as Lydia was barely a few centimetres away.

Okay, I hope you all liked that, even those of you now desperately holding your hands over your mouths in shock. And before some of you think 'people don't just change sexuality, TGJJ must be too horny and wanting Lydia to go lesbian for his enjoyment', I am well aware of how orientation works, but more importantly because of the context, how pregnancy hormones works (also goes for other hormonal imbalances like periods or some drugs). It is common for pregnant women to feel attracted to other women even when straight.