More excitement, comin' at ya!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN NARUTO
3rd person P.O.V.
The weeks seemed to fly by as January slipped by with no effort. Amanda's birthday was rather uneventful. She actually refused a party, believe it or not. Ana had a theory that something was really wrong with Amanda, and she was determined to figure it out. She spent all month trying to get in to Amanda's mind, but she finally came to the conclusion that Amanda and Kisame had a secret "party" that was just the two of them. Itachi felt embarrassed for his partner from his wife's accusation. But when Ana voice her theory to them, they blushed, so Itachi realized that Ana's theory was true. After that, all month long, Ana followed Amanda around to see if she was pregnant. It freaked Amanda out because Ana usually kept an eye on Tabetha, but now the leader's focus was on Amanda. By the end of January, Ana gave up and continue to watch Tabetha when February started, but now everyone was tense.
The baby was due any day. No one knew exactly when the baby would come. Kira said the eleventh, but the baby could be early or late. Either one had Itachi in a small panic. Of course, in the makings of an over protective father, he was thinking in worse case scenario. What if something went wrong? What if the baby died during birth? What if Ana died? What if the baby was born with out chakra? What if? What if? What if?
That's when Itachi made a decision. It was time for him to go on a private mission. To Konoha. Alone. Would it be safer if Hidan or Kakuzu went? Yes, probably. Would he trust them to do it right? Hell no. It was strictly up to him and him alone. He couldn't tell Ana, she might freak out and demand to go with him. It was up to him to protect her and the kids. So Itachi marched right in to Pein's office and looked directly in to his eyes. The orange haired man groaned and set his papers down.
"What is it Itachi?" He asked. "The baby will be coming any day now." He said. "And?" Pein asked. "And no one here knows how to deliver a baby here!" Itachi replied. Pein sighed and rested his cheek on his fist. "Just get to the point, Itachi, you know very well I don't know anyone that's still alive to deliver the baby, so that means you do." He said. "Yes." Itachi said. "Great, where are they?" Pein asked. "Konoha." "Not happening." "What?!" Itachi asked. "Itachi, Konoha knows you as a threat and a danger. Even if you showed the necklace, they wouldn't trust you. Only if the person you are going to get is an ANBU would you be trusted." Pein said. "Pein, that's a chance I am willing to take." Itachi said. "It's a risk that we can't take." Pein said.
"You'd do the same for Konan." Itachi said. Pein stopped. In his tracks and looked up at Itachi. Pein remembered the words Ana had told him when he had gotten nervous about the wedding the day before. "Sometimes you just have to look through their eyes. What I mean is you just have to see it the way they do and then think about what you would really do. Don't come up with an answer that makes you sound responsible and cool, be honest with yourself and in the end, you will gain respect and you won't find yourself so alone." Pein sighed. "Alright, fine. Just, be careful, alright? Ana would kill me if anything happened to you." He said. "Thank you, and don't tell her about this. She would kill me." He said and left to prepare to leave.
Ana sat on the bed and watched him with puppy eyes as he packed. "Do you really have to go on a mission, now? The baby is due any day." She said. He sighed and turned to his wife with a smile. "Yes, I do have to go on a mission now. It's for the baby. You don't need to worry." He said and kissed her. "I'll see you in a few days. I love you." He said and started off. Ana sighed as she watched him leave. He waved to her and smiled reassuringly. She walked to the back to watch Kira and Miranda spar. She sat between her future brother in law and everyone's favorite shemale. "Hey, guys." She said as she sat down by the men. "Where's your husband at, demon bitch?" Hidan asked. "He had a mission. He'll be back in a few days." She said and watched her two friends trained.
~Meanwhile, with Itachi.~
Itachi hopped through the trees, trying to get to Konoha as quickly as possible. He didn't want Ana to be stuck in the same boredom trap he was in when she was in Konoha. "Come on, Itachi, put some chakra in to it!" He thought, channeling his chakra in to his feet and speeding up. He passed the halfway point at noon. His stomach growled and he felt his body weaken slightly from the lack of nutrition and over use of chakra. He sighed and stopped. "She'd kill me if I stopped taking care of my body. I did just have hear surgery, after all." He thought and pulled an apple from his bag and began to eat. As soon as the apple was gone, he took a moment to rest and was on the move again. "I will not come back with out someone who will help her give birth. Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuga. I'm coming for you both. Don't worry, I mean no harm." He thought. The sun soon set, forcing Itachi to rest well around fifty miles away from the chakra border of Konoha.
The next morning, he hid his chakra pattern and took his time to get to Konoha. If he was to get both of the girls out of the village with out being chased, he would have to go after nightfall. He immediately used a transformation jutsu to make himself look like a random traveler instead of a desperate Akatsuki member. The sun was starting to set as Itachi reached the gates of Konoha in the disguise of Liang Takatora once again. He was able to find The Hyuga house hold easily, how hard would that be to find? And he left the note for Hinata and went around wondering where he would find the Haruno house hold. He saw a girl with pink hair that no doubt was the Haruno he was looking for. His suspicion was confirmed when a villager said hello to her. He sped up and bumped in to her, slipping the note in to her pocket. "Sorry." He said and scurried along. As soon as he was finished, he went to where he would meet with the two girls at midnight. Under a lone Sakura Tree on the hill top well around four miles from the village. He chose that place because it was where he and Ayu would train together.
At exactly midnight, both young women emerged from the woods. Small bags on their backs. They were side by side, so they must have known that they would be leaving together. Sakura Haruno was the one to speak up. "Hello? Are you here? We came like you asked." She said. Itachi stayed still, testing what they would do. "I don't think he came, Hinata." The Haruno said. The Hyuga grabbed her arm. "L-let's w-wait a l-little, S-Sakura-chan. H-he could b-be l-late." She said. "I'm here and I am not late." Itachi said and moved for the girls to see him. "Come closer to the tree, you are not in any danger." He said. The two young women came closer to the tree and saw the necklace with the sword with the two dragons around it. "You work for Ana." Sakura said. "You could say that." Itachi said and leapt down in front of the two young women.
They both gasped and took a step back. Itachi raised his hand to show he meant no harm to them. "I don't come for a fight or a kidnapping, weather you come with me is up to you, I only ask that you hear me out." Itachi said. Sakura opened her mouth to threaten him, but Hinata grabbed her arm. "I-if he w-was g-going to h-hurt us h-he w-would ha-have d-done so by n-now." She said. Sakura shut her mouth and glared at Itachi. "G-go on." Hinata said to him. He sent her a bow of thanks to her. "Thank you." He said.
"I came to you not as your enemy, but as a husband looking for help for his wife." He said. "I-is she i-ill?" Hinata asked. Itachi shook his head. "No, Ana is about to have our baby." He said. Sakura snorted. "Ana's boyfriend is dead." She said. Itachi shook his head. "No, Sakura-san, he is not. The boyfriend that Ana told you about was a lie. She knew that you would never trust her if she told you she was in the Akatsuki." He said. Both women gasped. "Please take a moment to think about the Ana you got to know. Other than who she is associated with was not a lie. The Ana you got to know in the time you spent with her is who she is." He said. The two girls looked to each other then back to him.
"Ana would not allow anyone else to help her deliver the baby, so I came to you for you assistance. Please, I do not come for a fight, I came for help." He said. They shared a look again and then Sakura spoke up. "Why should we believe you?" Sakura asked. Itachi dropped to his knees and bowed to them, pressing his face in to the melting snow. "I am not asking you to leave the village behind, not forever. I beg of you, as a father and a husband, please, help my wife! I don't know who else to turn to. Please! I promise that no one will hurt you while you are with us! Please, I beg you, please help my wife deliver our child!" Itachi said, tears actually falling down his face, not that either woman could see. They were silent for a long time. Itachi did not move from his position, still crying silently.
"Please, I beg of you, help my wife deliver our child!" Could a man so evil really ask this of two young girls? Sakura and Hinata looked at Itachi, each other, back to Itachi, back to each other and back to Itachi again. They looked back to each other and nodded. "S-stand up, I-Itachi-san. W-we h-have a-agreed th-that w-we will c-come." Hinata said. Itachi looked up and they saw the tears rolling down his cheeks, and felt shocked. "Thank you, thank you both." He cried. He wiped his tears. "Um, would you please tell no one that I cried?" He asked quietly. "W-we promise." Hinata said kindly. Itachi smiled gently. "You are kind." He said. "We will rest for the night and travel back tomorrow." He said. They set up their tents and Itachi slept up in the tree. Hinata tried to convince him to take her tent and she and Sakura would sleep in the sane tent, but he told her that he was used to sleeping in trees by now.
The next morning after breakfast, they set out quickly and made it to fifty miles away from the base before they set up for the second night. In the early morning of the next day, they reached the base. Much to Sakura and Hinata's shock, Ana was standing out in front of the base. "Itachi!" She yelled when she saw them. Itachi smiled and ran right to her. Sakura and Hinata walked behind him, covering the last few feet calmly. They were shocked when, instead of hugging and kissing her husband, Ana's fist shot out and met the Uchiha right in the jaw. He was surprised, too. Ana had never hit him this hard before, not even when they were sparring. "Punda! (A/N: Swahili for "Ass") What the hell were you thinking?! Brining them here?" She yelled. Itachi sat up, rubbing his jaw. Sakura and Hinata were shocked to see that Itachi was smiling.
"What? I couldn't very well fail my mission now, could I?" He said. Ana stared at her husband. Her eye twitched and she turned around to face the building. "PEIN! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!" She yelled at the building, making it seem like the entire building started to tremble. "Yikes, pregnancy does not agree with her." Sakura thought. "Ana-chan has gotten scarier since she came to visit." Hinata thought. A man with spiky orange hair came out of the building quickly, seeming to be scared. "Yes, Ana?" He asked. Ana pointed to the two girls from Konoha. "You had Itachi bring them here?" She asked. "He chose to bring them. I had nothing to do with this." Pein said. "YOU AUTHORIZED HIM TO DO IT JACKASS!" Ana yelled, grabbing Pein's shoulders and shaking him violently.
"Um, Ana. Its fine, we agreed to come along. We'd be happy to help you deliver the baby. Besides I told you to come to us when the time came to give birth to the baby anyways." Sakura said. Ana turned her gaze on the two girls and stopped violently shaking the leader. "It is not safe for you two here." She said. "So? We've got an alliance with you, and you seem like you're the real leader of the Akatsuki, so no one would really object to what you say, right?" Sakura asked. Ana stared at her. "Jashin, damn it." She said and literally dropped Pein. "Your right up until the point about me being the real leader. No one will really object to what I say, which is why my husband went behind my back to get you." She said. "Ha-ha. Sorry." Itachi said. Ana sighed. "Alright, fine come on in. And Pein, stop kissing the ground, you don't know where it's been." Ana said. Pein got up and went inside with everyone.
When everyone saw Sakura and Hinata, they nearly jumped out of their skins and reached for their weapons. "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!" Ana yelled, stepping in front of them. "Their here to deliver the baby." Ana said and everyone went back to their places. As they walked through, everyone in that had one held up their necklaces. When they passed Tobi and tabby, Ana walked a little closer to the two girls. "This is the closest we have to a guest room here. We don't get a lot of guests." Ana said as they walked in to the ball room where there were still two couches set up from the Christmas party.
"I-it's fine." Hinata said. Ana smiled at her. Ana caught there was something new about Hinata, but she couldn't quite figure out what it was. "Dear Jashin I hope I'm not turning in to Naruto. I don't think so. I can't quite figure it out either. I'm so fucked." Ana and Ayu thought. "I hope so. It would just be rude to make you sleep uncomfortably." She said. "This place is actually really nice. I didn't expect that only two of the members were what we needed to worry about. We could take them out right now." Sakura said. "Ha, don't be stupid, Sakura." Ana said. "Why do you say that?" The rosette asked.
"Those two may seem like the biggest idiots know to man. Yes, bigger buffoons than Naruto. But that's what makes them so terrifying. Underneath those playful, child like masks, those two are vile, sly, and evil masterminds. The one that is literally wearing a mask, I fought him before. If someone hadn't stepped in, I would probably be dead right now." Ana said. Of course it was a lie, she had totally beat the crap out of Tobi when they fought, but the dick sneeze had been holding back and let her win. She new that if they both went at each other in a full scale battle, Ana would lose in ten minutes.
"Any ways, let's not focus on that. Let's just keep our minds on what you two are here for." Ana said and placed a hand on her belly and felt her son/daughter kick. "M-may I?" Hinata asked. Ana nodded. Hinata's gentle hand touched her tummy and the baby kicked her hand happily as if to say Hi, auntie. Ana smiled as the baby kicked his/her hello to Hinata. Hinata smiled happily at the touch with a light blush on her cheeks. Ana motioned to Sakura to touch her belly. Sakura gently touched the baby bump. The baby punched Sakura's hand as if she was the baby's sparring partner. "Restless little one." Sakura said. "I don't know if I'll ever keep him or her still." Ana laughed. Sakura smirked. "Ana, I think you mean him and her." Sakura said. "Huh?" Ana asked. "You've got twins in there." Sakura said. Ana wore a look on her face that deserved three dots above her head.
"T-twins?" Ana asked. Sakura nodded. A smile crept across her face as the twins kicked around happily. "Twins!" Ana smiled with a laugh. Kira called it. Ana hugged both girls on impulse. "It's good to see you again." Sakura said. "You, too." Ana said, hugging them tighter. The three finally sat down on one of the couches in the room and had a nice, long and friendly conversation as if they were all sitting in Konoha instead of the Akatsuki base with the two biggest threats they'll ever face in their lives.
As they talked, Ana tried to figure out what was difference with Hinata was. By the end of the day, it had not hit her. Ana brought dinner to them and then everyone went off to bed. Ana lied next to Itachi in bed, cuddled close. Itachi felt the babies kick around. "So, twins. A Crysta and a Ren." He said. Ana nodded. "That's what Sakura said." She said. Itachi kissed her tummy. "I can't wait to meet the both of you. I love you both already." He said. Ana laughed. Itachi kissed her sweetly. "I love you, too." He said. "I love you." She said and kissed him. She cuddled closer to him and fell asleep.
Ana's P.O.V.
The next few days, between planning the anti-Valentine's Day party and finding out what was new with Hinata, I was a very busy woman. I was sitting at the piano and playing a song for Hinata. As the song finished, Hinata sighed. "Y-you're r-really g-good at th-that." She stuttered. "Thanks." I said. "Hinata, what's bothering you?" I asked as I idly played some songs on the piano. "N-nothing's b-bothering m-me." Hinata said. "The fact you stuttered on every word of that sentence assures me that you are lying." I said. Hinata stayed silent. "Come on, Hinata. You can tell me anything. Anything you say to me stays here." I said and tapped my head.
"U-um. Th-the day y-you, Kira, a-and Miranda l-left, w-we were g-going t-to have a g-goodbye p-party f-for you, b-but you l-left e-early, b-but we s-still h-had the p-party a-and Naruto and I…" She muttered the last part. "What? I couldn't hear you on the last part." I said. "N-Naruto and I…" she said again. "Hinata, stop going quiet on the last two words." I said. "Naruto and I had sex." Hinata said. In Hinata's mind it came out as a scream, in reality it came out as a whisper. A loud BONG came from the piano as my jaw hit it. "Oh, my god, you're pregnant, too?" I said. Hinata nodded. "Oh!" my hand snapped to my stomach as the twins gave me a violent kick. "I got so excited that the twins got hiccups." I said. Hinata giggled. "I-I d-don't know i-if I'll k-keep t-the ba-baby o-or n-not." She said. "Hinata, if you're not ready to take care of the baby, I'll do it until you are ready." I offered. "R-really?" She asked. I nodded. "It's the love child of you and Naruto. You can't send that to an orphanage." I said. "I-I don't kn-know. Wh-what i-if I d-decide to k-keep h-him?" She asked. "I'll support you, but how will you explain to your father and Naruto?" I asked. "I-I'll tell th-them i-I found h-him o-on the w-way home f-from m-my mi-mission." She said. "And how will you explain he looks like you and Naruto?" I suggested. "Ch-chance?" She asked. "Will you tell them the truth when the time comes?" I asked. "O-of c-course!" Hinata said. I nodded. "My offer will still stand no matter what you choose." I said. "Th-thank you." She said.
I wrapped my arms around her. "So that means that I'll have a niece of nephew soon!" I said. "H-Huh? W-we're n-not r-related Ana-chan." Hinata said. Things clicked in my head that I just slipped up. "Awe, shit!" I said. "Wh-what?" Hinata asked as I double-facepalmed. "Don't… Don't tell Naruto that his sister is here." I said. "Wh-what? Ayu-chan i-isn't here." Hinata said. "Actually I am. She kinda lives in me." I said, Ayu speaking for a brief moment.
I explained to Hinata the whole dimensional thing. Sakura, on the couch heard the whole thing. "So you're really Ayu from an Alternate dimension?" Sakura asked. I thought about it. "Yeah, I guess you could say that." I said. "Naruto is going to be so excited!" Sakura said. "NO! You can't tell him!" I said. Sakura looked bummed out. "Well, at least I know that the jutsu that Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi-sensei used worked." She mumbled. "W-will he e-ever f-find out?" Hinata asked. "Yes. There will be a time when Naruto will know the truth about me and Ayu. You can't tell anyone, either of you." I said, glancing at Sakura. Sakura gave her a thumb up. "You can count on us." She said. I sighed with a smile and continued to play the piano. "You two excited to join in the Akatsuki Anti-Valentine's Day party tonight?" I asked. "We're invited?" Sakura asked. "You're here, aren't ya?" I asked. "Yeah, but we're not Akatsuki." Sakura said. I looked up at her. "This time next year I won't be either." I said with a smile.
It was only a few hours wait before the party started. The three of us entered and it was only a matter of time before the two forgot where they were and had fun. They met all the ones they had yet to meet, though Sakura did punch Sasori just for old times sake, pissing Shay off and causing her to punch the rosette. Hinata and Amanda became really fast friends. Brianna finally warmed up to Sakura after a while. Brianna always had an issue with Sakura for some reason, but that was past now.
I smiled and rested my head on Itachi's shoulder as I watched the two women have fun and have all of my friends warm up to them. I smirked. Sakura didn't realize it, but she, too, was expecting a child that would be due in mid September. I found it amazing that just the slightest of happenings could happen in only a few moments. "I know its Anti-Valentine's Day, but I love you." Itachi said. "In love you, too." I said and kissed him. I gasped as a sudden pain ripped through my torso. I grabbed Itachi's shoulder as my water splashed on the floor, some of it hitting Sakura's elbow. "Itachi." I gasped. He grabbed me and everything froze.
"The babies are coming." And just like that, three days of labor began.
Don't you just hate me and my cliffies? I know you do. Put you bricks down, my little sister already is. Oh, by the way, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Upcoming dates for us to celebrate: January 2nd: 2 year anniversary of Evil Angels. January 5th: 1 year anniversary of EA2: Screwin' with Shippuden. January 15th: my 4th fanfiction anniversary. Yup! I've been here for four years already, can you believe that? Who knows what my FFN age will be when I retire (if I ever do.) Anyways, guys, happy new year. Have a good 2014, see you all next year! Good night every body!
Next time on EA2; Screwin' with Shippuden:
"Well, look at that, he looks just like his daddy."
"Hello there, my little princess."
"That was a short waiting period."
"Don't worry, I'll take care of him, I promise."
"Wh-what sh-should I n-name him?"
"Why not name him after his daddy's hero? He looks just like him."