So i tryed writing for Slump-a-Rooney but i didnt like how it was going. So i deleted those chapters and decided to switch places with Sho-ea-Rooney. This is the third of the three episodes Evan was in but i decided to make it the 2nd and do Slump-a-Rooney next. I'm happy that i got 1 review but i really would like more. PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! I know this chapter isnt the best but i already started to write the next one and it's alot better. Thanks for reading and i hope you enjoy.

Parker sat at the kitchen table a bowl of cereal in front of him. It was a bittersweet morning. Evan's mom was at a parenting convention (that was never a good sign) and was staying with them for the next two days. That was the great part. The bad part was he was being so annoying. It wasn't his fault. He was being his normal sweet, polite, adorable self. He makes his bed, gets the paper, and bakes fresh muffins. He's just so thoughtful and does it all with a smile on that sweat freckly face. It was making him look bad.

"Here you go Mrs. Rooney" Evan said in his singsong voice, walking to the table. "I baked fresh muffins."

"Well thank you Evan" Mrs. Rooney said, taking the muffin and glass of orange juice and he handed her. "I'm not used to all this attention" She said turning to Parker. "Ehhm."

"Bless you?" Parker pretended to look confuse. It's not like he was going to say 'Yes mom, you're right! I should start acting like Evan, the perfect son.' No he was not going to say that.

"I really appreciate you letting me stay here while my mom's at a convention" Evan said sweetly to the woman. "Why don't you take a few minutes to yourself and I'll clean up here." Mrs. Rooney smiled, holding her hand over her heart.

"Evan you are like a dream. You could learn a little something from you're friend" She said, turning to her son before walking away. Parker mentally glared at both of them. Once the woman was gone Parker stood and walked to the center of the room.

"Dude we need to talk" he said angrily, holding his finger in the air.

"Great! My mom says talking is the best way to unburden you're soul." Evan said, a huge smile on his face. Parker was caught between wanted to kiss him and whack him upside the head.

"I totally get you're trying to be helpful, but the more you do for my mom, the more she'll expect from me. I've got a good thing going here and I don't you waltzing in and ruining it" Parker growled. Evan frowned.

"My mom says being helpful is a ray of light I could just shine on our happy home." He said, his adorable smile returning. Parker groaned.

"Not true." He said, pointing at Evan with a muffin in his hand. "The goal is to get out of chores." Evan tried to keep a straight face but started laughing.

"Parker you're hilarious" he laughed, shaking his head. Parker gave him a stern glare. "Oh wait you're series?" he asked.

"If you're parents think you're not capable of doing anything, you'll never have to do another chore again." Parker explained. Evan mouth dropped open, his eyes sparkling with excitement and disbelief.

"Does such a world exist" he gasped, nearly bouncing on his tippy toes.

"It' does" Parker nodded, calmly. He smirked. It was time to teach Evan the right way to act. "Let me show you a way, a better way, the parker way." He smiled at the shorter kid. Evan smiled back, standing on his toes to get their faces closer together. He leaned in and planted a kiss on the other boy's lips. It lasted longer than their first two kisses they'd had the night of the sleepover. Parker held Evan's waist and Evan wrapped his arms around Parkers shoulders. When the kiss ended, Evan lowered himself down to his regular height, but didn't release his hold on the other boy. A noise in the other room startled them, causing Parker to push the redhead off him. Evan fell to the floor with a thud.

"Boys no roughhousing" Mrs. Rooney said, popping her head in the doorway.

"Yes Mrs. Rooney" Parker said, standing up, looking guilty. The women gave Parker a stern look but left them alone.

"Sorry" Parker apologized, feeling bad.

"It's ok" Evan said just as sweet as he always was, while rubbing the place on his back where he had fallen. Parker frowned and took the boy by the hand.

"Come on" Parker said pulling the boy to a cabinet under the sink.

"What are you doing?" Evan asked ask Parker who opened the door and crawled in. Evan rose an eyebrow in confusion when Parker seemed to disappear farther than should be possible.

"Come on" Parker called. Evan bent down to see a tunnel.

"Whoa" He exclaimed. He got on his hands and knees and following the other boy in. It was a little cramped but they could manage. Once they were both in the dark tunnel parker moved the fake back of the cabinet into place.

"Follow me" Parker said excitedly. It only took a few steps and a little climb to get into Parker's closet.

"What was that?" Evan exclaimed, his eyes wide. Parker smirked, walking out of the closet.

"My tunnels" he chuckled.

"You have tunnels in your house" Evan asked, a huge grin on his face.

"Made them myself" Parker said proudly. I can get anywhere in our house, yard, or garage in seconds."

"Your parents let you do that?" Evan asked.

"No" Parker chuckled. Evan looked shocked.

"My mom says doing what your parents say prepares you for a happy and healthy life." He said in that tone. Parker shook his head. The boy had a lot to learn.

"I think it's time to learn the Parker way" the older boy said, sitting on the side of his bed, quickly joined by the redhead.

"I want to learn" he squealed.

"Stop doing that" Parker wined. It was too cute. "How can I talk when all I want to do is kiss you?" Evan's lips curved into a tiny smile and blushed pink.

"Then don't talk" he said softly before using his little strength to push Parker onto his back and get on top of him. Parker was shocked still when the other boy's lips roughly pressed onto his own. Where was the sweet innocent Evan that gave tiny kisses and little smiles? This Evan was taking great pleasure in running his hands through the other boy's hair and kissing him like passionately. Parker slowly regained his composure and started kissing back. The kiss seamed to go on for hours. IT was like he'd died and gone to heaven. When their lips finally parted both boys were gasping for air. Evan rolled over onto his back, next to parker.

"Where did that come from" Parker asked, surprise still in his voice. He turned his head to see the blushing little boy he knew.

"I saw Maddie and her boyfriend do that." He answered, sounding embarrassed. "Was it ok?"

"Was it ok?" Parker gasped. "It was awesome." They both grinned wildly.

"Parker" Liv shouted.

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