A new day.
I took a bath, and waited till it's really morning. Just when I was about to depart, there was a pelipper flying towards my house, then it landed on my mailbox, apparently it dumped something into my mailbox."Hey, are you lost or something?" the pelipper turned around staring at me and said "Scram kid, this is Rescue team property!" What did he say to me? I am in a Rescue team! "Hey, you're the one who's dumping things in my mailbox! You're the one that should scram!" Pelipper looked confused, so he pulled out his piece of paper "What? I swear I didn't make a mistake, the mail was supposed to be sent to Galiant of Team Terreliant, unless you *are* Galiant" hey I have my rights! "Just tell me what garbage you sent to me..."
"Well of course!" what is that, a pelipper's catch phrase?"This is a request mail for your work, everyday I will send mail to you except if there are no requests for your team, which I highly doubt you will get any for a month"..."Why you little! I'll kill you!"Pelipper flew away while turning around and gave me the middle feather.
I read the mail and it said Ralts is lost in uproar forest and needs help, uproar...forest...? Wait a minute! That's where those Mankey runts hangout! This is urgent! I grab my bag and map and ran off to uproar forest. "Just a little more!" (2nd floor) "I think I'm nearly there!" (5th floor) "huff-huff, I think it's near!" (7th floor) "huff-huff...how can she send...*gasp* a mail to me *gasp* without going to the *gasp* postal office...*gasp* of course! It's the pokemon world, nothing make sense!" (Uproar forest clearing) "Hey, I made it"I saw the mankey gang picking up on Ralts, I think I know why..."Step away from the chestnut!"The mankey gang who are obviously startled, stared at me and said "Hey, you're that little punk who stole our chestnut! And looks like you're all alone!" I didn't think straight, what will I do now!? Ok, ok, let me visualise 'Straight jab, bend down 85°, followed by a sweep kick, then an uppercut, one down will cause a shockwave impact rhat wipes out all the mankey punks' Ok, looks like I got it planned out. "Straight jab!"obviously it failed, following by the mankey kicking me around.
Ralts stepped in and used psychic to push the Mankeys away, "Did you think of a plan?"pfft obviously..."I'll use my badge to get us out of here" huh? I think I left my badge at home..."Uh...uh...Luminious orb!" the mankey were blinded so we took the advantage and went back home.
"Thanks Riolu, here's your reward." (Received 200 pokecoins) That's it? "Uhm, thanks! If you got any trouble, never need to fear, because I am here!" pelipper gave me 3 very slow claps as a sign of sarcasm, and Ralts went off, I think I'm gonna call it a day, I deserve a rest.
I laid back on my bed and closed my eyes, I saw a cat that looks like a toaster with pink color and farting rainbows singing nya nya nya in a loop, meh, I've seen weirder things, but I spoke too soon, the cat turned into Gardevoir farting rainbows and obviously her (you know what) exposed, while still looping she spoke to me clearer than before my last dream "You are a human" "Yes, how'd you know? "Because I am your..." her voice became unclear and fading, "wait, tell me more!" the sun ray shone on my face as I wake up and wet my fur again.
-To be potato-