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The Expednables vs RED
The expendables, the rag tag group of mercenaries who single-handely took down an entire army, vs RED, a group of retired agents who saved the US from corruption! WHO! IS! DEADLIEST!?
Barney Ross
Ross is the leader of the expendables. He is very aggresive and the third largest on the team. He carries a variety of pistols and revolvers as his main weapons.
Lee Christmas Christmas is the blades expert on the team and former SAS. He is less agressive than Ross but if you p*** him off, watch out. Obviously, he uses throwing knives as his main weapons.
Ying Yang Yang is the main martial artist of the expendables. He is by far the least aggresive, but complains a lot. His preffered weapons are his hands and a pair of steel-capped boots.
Gunnar Jansen Gunnar is the team sniper. He is easily the most aggresive on the team, enjoys killing, and dislikes yang. He is shown using a grenade launcher with buckshot, but also a massive bowie knife and a mini shotgun.
Toll Road Toll is the demolitions expert. He is agressive and enjoys telling the story of how he got his califlower ears, something the other hate. He has no preffered weapon.
Hale Caesar Hale is the weapons specialist. He is not very agressive toward his comrades, but will go all out against enemies. He is the largest on the team. His signature weapon is an AA-12 with a 20-round drum mag.
melee Christmas' throwing knives
close range Ross' dual kimbar gold combat
mid range Caesar's AA-12 and Gunnar's super shorty.
long range Yang's FN F2000 and the team's Noveski Rifleworks Diplomat
special Yang's steel boots and Gunnar's M79 w/ 40mm buckshot
explosive Ross' M67 grenade
X Factors:
Physicality: 92
Training: 75 (except for christmas 94)
Experience: 85
Killer instinct: 75 (except for gunnar 100)
Teamwork: 88
Intelligence: 74
RED
Members:
Frank Moses
Moses is the leader of the team. He is former CIA and is somewhat lonely. He uses a 1911 variant as his main weapon.
Marvin Boggs Boggs is former CIA and is now a paranoid conspiracy theorist. He lives underground, and his signature weapon is 'the pig'.
Joe Matheson Matheson is the oldest of the group and mentor to Moses (also former CIA). He also uses a 1911 variant.
Victoria Cooper Cooper is former MI6 and the only female of the group. She is in love with saminov, and uses an MP5K as her preffered weapon.
Ivan Saminov Saminov is former KGB and is in love with Cooper (the female). He has no signature weapon.
William Cooper Cooper is current CIA and for most of the fil RED's enemy. After he discovers his superiors' corruption, he helps RED in the final battle.
melee the team's garotte
close range
Moses' para 1911 GI
mid range Victoria's MP5K and the team's M4 super 90
long range Victoria's M16A4 and the team's AUG
special
Bogg's tear gas and Victoria's browning M2HB
explosive Boggs' 'the pig' M203 standalone
X Factors:
Physicality: 71
Training: 82
Experience: 96
Killer instinct: 80
Teamwork: 75
Intelligence: 90
edges
melee: the throwing knife can be used from any direction and can be thrown while the garotte needs close range surprise. EDGE: the expendables.
close range: The guns are similar, but two are better than one. EDGE: the expendables.
mid range: The super 90 outclasses the super shorty in range and fire rate on its best day. But it and the MP5K are blown apart by the ripping firepower of the AA-12. EDGE: The expendables.
long range: The F2000's range is slightly inferior to the M16, but it is more compact. The diplomat I can find nodda info on, but is larger and less compact than the AUG, though probably has much more range. EDGE: even.
special: Despite it's inmanueverability, the M2HB is easily the most devestating weapon on the battlefield. EDGE: RED.
explosive: The M203 has much more range than the M67 and will explode on impact, as well as having multiple uses.
this battle is 6 on 6
The Expendables: BlueBlueBlueBlueBlueBlue
RED: RedRedRedRedRedRed
Inside a church:
Barney ross and mr. Church are meeting once again, after the vilena job.
"So what is it now, church?" Ross asks.
"Let's get down to buissness," Church replies, "We got 6 targets we need you to take out. 4 rogue CIA, and two other agents, one from britian, the other russia. They have plans to kill the vice president of the united states. Our teams to track him down have failed, so we're turning to you. Also, our scouts say they have a huge arsenal of weapons with them, so they're going to be one hell of an opponent. You gotta problem widat?"
"How much?" Ross asks.
"1 mill. Half now, half when you finish."
At a mansion in chicago, overlooking lake michigan.
The night was quiet as crickets buzz in the cold night. The expendables slowly creep toward the house, various weapons in hand. Ross, Road, and Christmas all carry Noveske Rifleworks Diplomats. Yang carries an FN F2000, Gunnar has his super shorty and Caesar his AA-12.
Inside, Boggs looks at some security cameras and sees the mercenaries creeping toward the house.
"We got company!" He yells. RED scramble towards their arsenal and pick up various weapons. As the expendables reach the front wraparound porch, Victoria and William wheel a fifty caliber machine gun around in the foyer. As the mercenaries bust in, they immediately dive out the door, running from machine gun fire. Ross gestures for his men to run around the porch, but the massive rounds pierce the walls and slam into Toll Road, killing him in a matter of seconds Blue.
Caser dives to toll and feels his pulse, then shakes his head. Gunnar gives a roar of anger, and the mercenaries split up. Victoria sprays until she is out of ammo, then unslings her MP5K and RED splits up as well.
On a different side of the house, Will and Joe are looking around for the Expendables. As they turn a corner, William is blasted backward by Caesar, wielding his AA-12. Joe tries to run, but Caser shoots him too RedRed.
Victoria is upstairs running through a hallway, when she is shot in the shoulder by Gunnar and his super shorty. She retreats into a bathroom and holds her MP5K with her good hand. Gunnar kicks open the door, and fires his M79. Cooper is blown completely in half and goes flying out the bathroom winodw into Lake Michigan Red. Gunnar laughs maniacally and leaves the bathroom.
Downstairs, a firefight has erupted between Boggs and Caesar. Caesar takes cover behind a table as Boggs shoots it with an AUG. Caesar fires back, and sees a cylinder land next to him. Tear gas puffs out, and Caesar shuts his eyes.
"We have shotguns too, you know," A voice next to him says as Saminov shoots him in the head with an super 90 Blue
Gunnar goes downstairs and sees Saminov and Boggs. He gropes for his shotgun, but not soon enough as Boggs laughs and fires 'the pig' and blows the massive man to bits Blue.
Frank enters the room and sees Gunnar's and Caesar's dead bodies. He nods, but RED suddenly sprints out of the room as the three remaining mercenaries enter.
"Damn," Christmas says, "Those b*** are picking us off one by one."
"For Caesar," Yang says, his voice despondent.
Ross, checks his magazine, snarls, and drops his rifle, pulling out his gold combats. Christmas draws two throwing knives.
The Expendables enter the room where RED is, and a massive firefight ensues. The expendables flip over a table and take cover behind it. Saminov fires his super 90 at the table, but Yang pops out and riddles his with bullets Red. Yang fires at Moses, but Moses quickly shoots him in the head with his para 1911 Blue.
Moses and Boggs flee with Christmas and ross in pursuit. Boggs turns around and sprays wildly with his AUG, but Ross cleanly nails him in the head with a kimbar. The two remaining mercenaries contiue to run after Moses. Moses enters the massive living room and hides behind a pillar. Ross and Christmas slowly walk through the room, looking for the ex-agent. Moses sees Ross walk in front of him, and smiles. Suddenly, a throwing knife comes flying from the other side of the room and buries itself in Moses' head Red.
Ross looks at the body and says, "I still win that one."
"Oh please. You'd be dead if not for me."
"Yeah? So would you."
"Got any proof?"
WINNER: The Expendables.