Pairing/s: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark (Pre-Slash)
Characters/s: Tony Stark, Clint Barton
Canon: EMH
Au: None
Warnings: None
Prompt - Miriah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you"
"I've got a good Christmas carol for Tony" Clint says grinning and Tony knows he isn't going to like this.
"If you say anything about that grouchy old guy who meets the spirit of Christmas… or whatever, I swear…" Tony says, giving Clint a dark look.
"'The grouchy old guy'?, 'who meets the Spirit of Christmas'?" Clint parrots, "You've got to be joking"
Tony sighs. Couldn't Clint pester someone else with his nonsense? Anyone else. Maybe T'Challa?
"Nah, a good carol for you, Stark, is 'All I want for Christmas is you'" Clint laughs out.
Tony crosses his arms and glares at Clint.
Clint grins at him, "Better yet, you could sing it to Steve and save us all the headache of you two dancing around one another"
"We're not- I'm not." Tony stutters out, "It's not like that"
"Sure it isn't" Clint says sarcastically
End