So I discontinued my SolGam/Kurtuna for a parody? Man, my life sucks. But who cares what I think? Let's get on with the Parody.

A boy stands on his bed in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 5th of June, is this boy's turn to prank Shifter. Though it was long ago he was given life, it is only today he will be able to prank his guardian! He often calls it Prank Day

But is the name of this boy?
Idiotic Lemon Smelter.

Try again, ass face.
Jeff.

Your name is Jeff. As was previously mentioned it is your Prank Day. A number of tools are scattered about your room. You have a variety of Prank Ideas. You have a passion for drawing upside-down blindfolded. You like to program computers and you are not bad, but not good either. You have a fondness for interesting activities, and are an aspiring amateur artist. You also like to play games sometimes.

What will you do?
Retrieve stuffed bunny from drawer.
Your bunny is in your closet, Idiotic Lemon!

Out of sympathy for Jeff's clumsy arms, you pick up the bat blocking the closet for him and put it on his bed.
Quickly retrieve bunny from closet.
You retrieve your bunny from the closet. You use this for when you can't sleep at night.
You captchalogue it in your sylladex. You have no idea what that actually means though.
There are other items in the closet.
Examine contents of closet.

In here you keep an array of humorous artifacts, each one a devastating weapon in the hands of a cunning prankster.

But still, you are not good at pranking.

Among the artifacts are: One (1) bunny [currently captchalogued in your sylladex], one (1) pair of trick handcuffs, one (1) real sword, one (1) beret, one (1) pair of old broken glasses, several (?) smoke eggs, several (?) bouncy balls, and one (1) copy of How to Prank your FRIENDS.
Some of this useless stuff may actually come in handy today. For now, you decide to take the smoke eggs you stole from David's room at some point.
Captchalogue smoke eggs.

You stow the smoke eggs on one of your captchalogue cards in your sylladex.
You still aren't totally sure what that means, but you are starting to get the hang of the vernacular at least.
You have two empty captchalogue cards remaining.

Equip stuffed bunny.
You aren't totally sure if "equip" is a verb with the abstract behavioral medium in which you dwell, but you give it a try anyway.

Unfortunately, you cannot access the bunny! Their card is underneath the one you just used to captchalogue the smoke eggs. You will have to use the pellets first in order to access the bunny. But this is probably inadvisable, since you'd just make your room lousy with smoke!
Your sylladex's force modus is currently dictated by the logic of a stack data structure. You were never all that great with data structures and you find the concept puzzling and mildly irritating.
But with any hope, perhaps you will advance new, more practical fetch modi for your sylladex with a little more experience.

Examine Milk Duds Poster.

Is it even possible to get any more hard boiled than that? You really doubt it. This poster is one of the most stupidest purchases you've made. It's pretty small. You've been meaning to hang another poster on top of it soon.

Read note on bed.
"I know you're gonna prank me today. BRING IT ON -Shifter"

This note is rich with the aromas of chocolates and pies.
Beside the note is a rolled up poster, much bigger than the Milk Dud's one.

Take poster.

Another Prank Day artifact. You wonder what is printed on the poster. You'll need some way to hang it on your wall.

Acquire hammer and nails that are noticeably under your bed. They will come in handy.

You first place the HAMMER into your sylladex.
But now all of your captchalogue cards are full. You wonder what will happen if you try to take the nails?
You guess it doesn't hurt to try.

Take nails.

You captchalogue four (4) nails into the top card, and push all the artifacts down a card.
The bunny is pushed entirely out of the deck!
Oh well. It's probably completely useless anyway. But you probably don't want to do that again, unless you want to drop the smoke eggs and suffer the consequences.
In any case, you now feel like you have gathered enough things to get down to business and do some really important stuff. The next thing you do will probably be exceptionally meaningful.

Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.

This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!
STUPID STUPID STUPID.
And yet the polished surface of your desk...
It beckons.

Combine the nails and hammer.

You merge the top two cards.
The hammer and nails are now captchalogued on the same card and can be used together.

Use hammer/nails on poster.

You use the hammer and nails card in conjunction with the card beneath it.

Nail poster to wall.

You use the hammer, nails, and poster on the Milk Duds poster on the wall.
It's glorious. Exactly what you wanted. Your guardian really came through this time.

Equip Sword from closet.

That was a bit random, but you decide to do it anyways. While you're in your closet you decide to take the Bouncy Balls too.

I REGRET NOTHING. I literally had to listen through the Homestuck Comic because I hadn't heard Homestuck's story for a long time, I almost forgot about it. It's short, but WORTH IT. OuO