I made a few stupid mistakes on the last chapter... I'm an idiot.

You captchalogue the bouncy balls, you only have 2 spaces left again. You captchalogue the Sword.

Allocate the sword to the specibus.

Jeff allocates the sword to the specibus. It ends up being his permanent weapon! Well... Fuck. You hit yourself multiple times on the head and thought. "At least it wasn't those nails... or the Hammer." You sigh and go downstairs to your Living Room. What ARE you doing downstairs? You question yourself but then notice a large present by your couch. You walk up to it.

Unwrap it.

You start unwrapping the present until a bunch of foam falls on your head. But you don't really care. You continue opening it until you find a giant... Puppet. You can't captchalogue it and use it for pranking Shifter like you want, so it just stays there looking stupid.

Kick it.

You kick it. You achieved nothing! You glare at the puppet and try to decide where to go. Go to...

The kitchen!

You go to the kitchen and see Shifter making a bunch of pies. You weren't prepared for this. Shifter turns around. You...

BATTLE!

You lunge at her, sword first. She uses a pie as protection. She throws a pie at you. You dodge. You throw your Bouncy Balls around her feet and make her unable to move. You throw a nearby Pie at her and succeed. She starts picking up the balls. You throw the Smoke Eggs down and run to the Living Room and hide for a while... You hear the clatter of Pie tins. She's off to making more pies again. You get out from under the couch (secret hiding spot) and sneak off into your bedroom. You notice someone's trying to Pester you.

maskedJester started pestering carelessTroublemaker

MJ: yo.
MJ: bro are you there?
MJ: Jeff.
CT: sup?
MJ: finally you answer.
CT: sorry dude, I just had to prank someone.
MJ: lay it on me.
CT: what? look i just had to prank Shifter.
MJ: cool, did you win?
CT: hell yeah!
MJ: good job. i had a feeling you would win so i mailed something to you.
CT: what?
MJ: it's up for you to find out.
CT: what does that mean?

maskedJester ceased pestering carelessTroublemaker

Look outside the window.

You look outside to see your mailbox's red thing up! You open the window and jump out. Because you are not David, you land on your face. It was worth it though, because by the time you went to the mailbox, Shifter was opening the door. You grab the green and red packages and run behind your backyard tree. You think you saw a Pink Package, probably from Tulip. You see Shifter take everything but the Pink Package and leave. You look inside the mailbox again and take it. You sneak inside the house and into your room. You set the packages down on your bed.

Open packages.

You decide to open the Pink Package. It held a Purple Dinosaur. Tulip is the only one that knows.

Open the Red Package.

You open the Red Package and find a Illion Beta. Cool! You always wanted this but just didn't have the time or the money. You get it out of the plastic that surrounds it and put it in your laptop. Your laptop has a CD thing so it'll be fine. You start uploading the Beta and stare at the green package. You walk up to it and start opening it. It's taped! You could use the sword, but it might break what's inside. You think about it until someone starts messaging you. Well, not someone, but three people. You sigh and captchalogue it. You walk up to your laptop.

Answer them!

You pull up Tulip.

sanityTherapist started pestering carelessTroublemaker

ST: Did you get my package?
CT: yes! i love it! thanks, T!
ST: No problem. Oh, yeah, dude did you get the Beta David sent you?
CT: yeah, and i'm trying to open Jane's but i don't have anything sharp and small.
ST: Oh... Do you at least have the actual game?
CT: yeah.
ST: I'll wait for you to just open the box. It's what you need to be a host, cause if you join mine, it's gonna be laggy as shiz.
CT: yeah, i know. i'll ask Shifter.
ST: Okay, bye.
CT: bye.

carelessTroublemaker ceased pestering sanityTherapist

Answer David!

maskedJester started pestering carelessTroublemaker

MJ: yo.
CT: sup?
MJ: did you get my package?
CT: yeah, it's what i wanted, thanks!
MJ: no problem, just giving away that game, i don't really need two copies.
CT: you had enough money to buy two?!
MJ: nah, i got one from my bro on my last birthday and my aunt gave me one last Christmas.
CT: that. is. OP. man.
MJ: i know. i gotta go, bro's smuppets are calling me. see ya later.
CT: okay bye.

maskedJester ceased pestering carelessTroublemaker

Answer Jane!

gardenBunny started pestering carelessTroublemaker

GB: Hi!
GB: Oh, you're probably somewhere else other than your room...
GB: I guess I'll talk to you later then!

gardenBunny ceased pestering carelessTroublemaker

Get up and go talk to Shifter!

You start to get up but then your Pesterchum beeped again.

carcinoGeneticist started trolling carelessTroublemaker

CG: FUCKASS GET ON!
CT: what do YOU want?
CG: JUST LISTEN.
CT: no.

carelessTroublemaker ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist

You tried to get up until another beep. Who is it now?!

milkDuds started paying attention to carelessTroublemaker

Your anger dies down. It was just S. No one really knows her real name, but whatever.

MD: Hey bro!
CT: sup?
MD: You got time to talk?
CT: yeah sure.
MD: 8PI9BU63
CT: what?
MD: Oh... nothing! I just came to tell you, there are knives in your kitchen, like normal, REMEMBER?
CT: oh, yeah. but how did you know to tell me, now?

milkDuds stopped paying attention to carelessTroublemaker

That was pretty long! (It took FOREVER to type that statement in!) I hope you enjoyed!