You get off the laptop and walk to your door. You go downstairs, then into the kitchen. You search for a knife in the drawers and captchalogue one. You use the knife on the Green Package. You get a bunch of Modi and a "Host Privilege" Illion Beta. You run into your room, and see that Illion is fully installed. You take out the previous CD and exchange it with the Host Version. It... Re-installs. You sigh and go into the kitchen.

Get some Soda!

You go to the fridge and get some Fanta. You open it and sip. "Ahh!" Fucking brain freezes! You throw away the Fanta and run upstairs, upset. And when you get upstairs, the laptop had a fucking ERROR sign! FUCKING GREAT.

Throw the Host Privilege down in disgust.

You get out the CD and then someone starts pestering you.

milkDuds starting paying attention to carelessTroublemaker

MD: Bro, don't harm the CD Jane gave you.
CT: how did you?
MD: No time to explain, but don't harm it. Just captchalogue it. I sent over a bunch of captchalogue cards, btw do you still have those Modi?
CT: how do you know?
MD: Well, I helped Jane with the package.
CT: oh.
MD: Now, change it to Fetch Modi.

Jeff changes it to Fetch Modi: Fifo and Filo and... Figo.

MD: Now change it to the only Tree Modi you have.

Jeff now changes it to Tree Modi: Roots

CT: i did that.
MD: Okay. So now you can access those 4 Modi without wasting a whole captchalogue card.
CT: thanks
MD: No problem. And the captchalogue cards are probably there by now. I think it was Blue.
CT: okay thanks.
MD: No problem.

milkDuds stopped paying attention to carelessTroublemaker

Captchalogue the CD!

Jeff captchalogues the CD and looks out his window. The red thing is up again! Man those mail men travel fast. You open the window and jump out again. You fall on your face and get up. You run to the mailbox and take out a blue package and a red envelope. You sneak into your room again. You start opening the Blue Package and find 4 captchalogue cards. The CD falls out. You pick it up again and you also pick up the Dinosaur Tulip sent you. Now you have 6 captchalogue cards, 8 counting the ones you still have in your captchalogue.

milkDuds started paying attention to carelessTroublemaker

MD: Yo
CT: sup?
MD: Did ya get it?
CT: yeah, thanks!
MD: No problem. Do you want to play on mine?
CT: uh... i don't have the Host one.
MD: I know, I meant me as the Host.
CT: okay. let me just message Tulip.
MD: KK.

milkDuds is staring at carelessTroublemaker

carelessTroublemaker started Pestering sanityTherapist

CT: T.
ST: Hi.
CT: dude, can i play with you later? S wants to play Illion with me.

ST: It's fine, I was about to tell you I can't play right now, cause my internet's not working that well.
CT: okay, bye.
ST: Goodbye.

sanityTherapist stopped pestering carelessTroublemaker

carelessTroublemaker started pestering milkDuds again

CT: yeah, i can play.
MD: Cool! I'll be the host!
CT: okay.

milkDuds stopped paying attention to carelessTroublemaker.

Open Illion

You start to open Illion.

Illion:

It starts with a loading screen. Finding Host... Finding Host... Host Found!
carelessTroublemaker joined milkDuds.

You are now S. You don't know your real name, but you know it started with an S and you know a lot, people call you a mind reader sometimes but you just look at the situation and guess. Your friend Jeff just logged into your game. You're host. You see Jeff in his room, he is on his laptop. You select his useless desk and delete it for more Candy. He is now typing.

carelessTroublemaker started pestering milkDuds

CT: why did you do that?!
MD: We needed Candy.
CT: what?
MD: Candy is money in the game.
CT: oh...
MD: I can make a few things now actually.
CT: wait a moment...

Jeff looks out his window. You zoom out. A car is parking in the drive-way. The car is pulled into the land by Black Residue!

CT: what was that?!
MD: I don't know. But it's just the car, Shifter might have escaped.

You know you are lying.

CT: if you say so...
MD: I'm gonna place a Rocktruder in your empty space.
CT: okay.

You open the Extended Registry and bought a Rocktruder. You put it in the place of his desk. You need a little more room. You extend his room a little. It costed a fair amount of Candy. You then deploy the Totem Maker. You don't know what the heck this thing does, but it looks neat!

Open Candy Cache.

You open the Candy Cache and started talking to Jeff again.

MD: It seems expanding the dimensions of your room cost us some "Build Candy".
MD: But deploying the Maker did not appear to incur any expense.
MD: It looks like certain objects are freebies, probably to help you set up the game.
CT: wow, ok.
CT: what do they do?
MD: I think it's up to you to find out.
MD: All I can do is drop stuff in your house, and move it around, apparently.
CT: how do i move stuff around? it sounds fun!
MD: I don't think you can as the guest. You will need to load the Host Privileges.
MD: You should have received both separate CDs. I am running both on my computer right now.
CT: what?
MD: Did you get another CD in the mail?
CT: yes?
MD: Once you load the Host and the Main CD and establish a connection, I'm sure you will be able to manipulate my environment in the same manner.
MD: Now do you know what to do?
CT: oh man.
CT: i think so, but the CD's scratched. and i don't think my laptop can handle 2 CDs.
MD: Okay.

You deploy the Alchemiter but can't place it anywhere!. Well that's a tight squeeze. You decide to extend his room even more. You then place the Alchemiter to the new space.

I'm lazy so I guess that's it. I feel like actually reading this. I feel stupid but... The preview... It beckons...