Sorry about the extremely short and shitty chapters guys.
ACT 3
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Jeff yawned. He rubbed his eyes and looked around. Where was he? He couldn't get up though, since David was laying on his lap. "David. Wake up." He started poking him. Man was David a heavy dreamer. Jeff inspected his items. He noticed something that wasn't there before. A map! He took it out. Dang. It just showed 6 worlds. Wait... Earth... Land of Spades... Land of Hearts... Land of Clubs... Land of Diamonds... Land of Kings and Queens...?! Why is Earth Crossed out!? And where was he?! Jeff calmed down. He noticed a GIANT ASS PORTAL next to the Land of Kings and Queens. He guessed Earth was crossed out because He had already passed it... Yeah... He captchalogued the map and tried standing up.
Jeff couldn't. MAN DAVID'S HEAVY. Or just Jeff can't lift him. Either way they're wasting time. "DAVID." "Wh-what?" David sat up. Jeff could see his eyes. They were Blueish and had a tint of red. David cleared his throat then put his shades back on. David was blushing madly. "Dude are you okay?" "Yeah. I just... We're wasting time. tell no one about this." Jeff nodded but couldn't hold back a small laugh. "STOP GIGGLING AND WAKE THEM UP." "Okay, okay." Jane was sitting rather comfortably under a tree and Tulip was next to her. Jeff walked up to them. "GUYS WAKE UP!" "Wha-" "JEFF!" "ha ha ha ha" David started laughing at their response.
"SHUT UP DAVID!" Jane yelled. Tulip however got up and pointed at David. "He's blushing. What did you two do while we were asleep? *snicker*" Tulip asked. "What...? *blush* WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" Jeff squeaked at her. "Suuureee." Tulip started giggling and Jeff put his head in his hands. "T. Really, we didn't do anything." David said calmly. "*giggle*" Tulip ignored him. "Whatever. Let's just go! We're wasting time!" Jeff said stomping north. David started following him, then Jane, then Tulip. They soon came across a small village full of... Yellow Dinos blowing bubbles... Great. They had soon spotted the group and went up to them.
"The Loyal ones have returned!" a Dino wearing a mayor sash said. A baby Dino went up to Jeff. "John the bearer of wind, Jade the Time traveler, Rose the Sun's Daughter, and Dave the knight of Gears, why have you returned? Are you wondering if there is trouble nearby, because there is!" the baby Dino squeaked. David and Jeff exchanged worried glances. Jane and Tulip exchanged confused glances. David nudged Jeff. "Er... Sorry little one, but we are not your heroes, as you explain. But I know who those are. We're their... um... Well John's my grandfather "in another universe"-" "And Dave's my dad in "another universe"-" "And Rose's my Mom's sister-" "And Jade is my Dad's aunt." They explained.
"Oh..." the "mayor" said. "But I guess we can help you." Jeff said. "You can try, like many others have," the Baby Dino said. The crowd split up and went back to their own houses and the Mayor led them farther into the forest. He stopped when a blood trail started. "Follow this and you can try," he said, turning back into the village. Jeff looked at the trail and started following it. David, Tulip and Jane soon following. They followed it into a giant nest full of the heads of Dinos. Jeff almost puked. David and Jane were unsuccessful to keep in their food though. "David, Jane, I think it's best for you guys to not look at the nest-" "No. I'm fine. I can look a it. Tulip can you make sure Jane's okay too?" David interrupted.
Tulip nodded and went to Jane's side, both sitting down under the farthest tree away from the Nest. David and Jeff circled the outside of the nest. Suddenly, a giant bird swooped down, almost getting Jeff. David had pulled him away in time, making it look like they were hugging. David released Jeff, blushing. The bird swooped down again. This time, Jeff and David got out of the way. Tulip and Jane hid behind the Tree where they were currently sitting at. Jeff got out one of his Real Wind Swords and David got out his Katana it was red though and had a bunch of cool designs on it. The bird swooped down again, this time tripping on the nest. WHY WAS IT A THREAT TO THE Dinos?! It quickly stood up but Jeff had enough time to blow a hurricane the size of the Bird at it. The hurricane lifted the bird and faded suddenly, and the bird hit the ground with a small 'Thud!' indicating it was dead. "THAT was IT?!" David yelled.
He face palmed and put his Katana back in his Sylladex and so did Jeff. Tulip and Jane got out from the trees but hid right back. "What?" David asked. A shadow fell over the clearing. "Shhhiiiiittt," David murmured. They turned behind them and saw a BIGGER bird. SHIT. David pulled his weapon back out and so did Jeff. "So... We just killed a baby?" David asked. "Yup." The bird dived down to the baby. It held it's head down, It had not looked after it and lost it. The bird turned at them and screeched. "SHIT." Jeff slashed his sword at the bird's wings, and missed. "WHAT?!" David aimed for it's beak but the Katana just bounced off. "Jeff, contact S!" David yelled. Jeff slid behind a nearby tree and took out his phone.
MD: Jeff are you there?
MD: I can't see you.
MD: Jeff.
CT: sorry, yeah. i'm trying to battle a giant bird. i was hoping you can help, but obviously you can't.
MD: Is it a normal bird?
CT: yeah. it's a blue jay.
MD: You're gonna need a Real Fire Sword or a Real Grass Sword or a Water Sword for this then.
CT: SHIT.
MD: Um... I'm trying to drop on near you.
CT: i thought you couldn't see me!
MD: I can now.
Three swords dropped at Jeff's side. One was Red, another was Blue and the other, Green. Jeff captchalogued the Red one, the Blue one and his Wind Sword to the Sylladex and equipped the Green one.
MD: Sorry there was a bunch, I didn't know which one you wanted.
CT: it's fine.
Jeff put his phone away and went out with the Grass Sword and join David in the fight. He slashed the sword at the Bird, making a giant leaf fly at the birds head. The head of the Bird fell off and landed on the limp baby's body. David held in his lunch but Jeff couldn't anymore. Tulip and Jane come out of hiding. David pats Jeff's back. "I'm fine." Jeff murmured. David and Jeff meet up with Tulip and Jane and they travel back to the village.
That was the longest chapter, I have ever made.
