So here is another chapter of JPGM! I will say its pretty funny though not much happens. Hope you all enjoy it and please review! Also, the beta option is still open for anyone all you have to do is message me.


III

James Potter

"Wake up Potter!" I heard one of my best friends yell in my ear. I jumped off my bed and pushed Jacob down.

"No need to yell!" I complained.

"No need to be so violent," he responded as he stood. "It's time for breakfast!"

Breakfast, like my uncle Ron I had a strange love with food. I simply enjoyed eating a lot and well it's something normal, right?

"We'll wait for you in the common room," said Michael. Jacob and Michael were both ready and had already taken showers. "Just hurry or we'll miss breakfast."

"You know James Potter doesn't miss breakfast," I told him and ran towards the shower.

I showered and changed quickly then opened the door towards the common room. Jacob and Michael were both on the ground playing with a bunch of items of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. Jacob accidently made one explode which made Michael and I laugh. We decided to go to breakfast but were quickly interrupted by my cousin Molly.

"You're dating Alexa!?" she asked me.

I stared at her and laughed. "What?" was all I managed to say.

"Don't lie to me James," she said seriously. "Matthew told me he caught you both snogging yesterday."

Right, I forgot that my cousin was Head Girl and shared dormitories with the bookworm Matthew. He caught Alexa and I talking and said that we were snogging and stuff which was totally not true. It was kind of my fault for making him believe Alexa and I were snogging. I mean he's caught me before snogging a couple of girls and he kind of hates me because I used to pull a bunch of pranks on him before.

"Told you he had a good time at detention," I heard Jacob tell Michael.

I simply glared at them then looked at Molly. I was about to tell her it was a lie when Rose entered the room.

"You're dating Alexa!?" she screamed. "About time!"

Great, now everybody thinks I am dating the Malfoy girl. I mean we just sneaked around at night looking for some stupid diary. We weren't snogging I mean why would I date Alexa Malfoy? I mean I hate and fight with the girl all the time and why the hell would my cousin Rose be happy about that? Clearly her dad hates the Malfoy family so why is she so happy and what the hell does about time mean?!

"How come we didn't know this?" Jacob asked. "And how does she know?"

"The whole freaking castle knows," Rose said.

"What!?" this time it was my turn to yell. I was so going to kill my cousin this time! I should've expected that actually after turning his hair pink. I ignored all the questions that both my cousins asked and simply grabbed Michael and Jacob and guided them to breakfast.

"So how long have you two been dating?" Michael asked me.

"We're not dating," I spat.

"But you were snogging yesterday?" Jacob asked.

"No, we weren't snogging and no we're not dating," I told them as we reached the great hall. As soon as I entered I saw a couple of people looking at me and some whispering. Being the son of Harry Potter my life was always an interesting subject for people. We sat down and that table and were soon joined by most of my cousins and friends. Fred sat as far away from me as possible. I glared at him and mouthed the words "You're dead". He simply laughed then continued eating.

"So James when were you going to tell us?" my little sister Lily said as she grabbed some food.

"Tell you what?" I said acting as I didn't know what she was talking about. That's when my last two cousins joined us followed by a very angry Alexa Malfoy and a Denise Thomas who couldn't stop laughing.

"You!" she growled at me and took a seat across from me. "Why the hell do people keep asking me if we're dating!?"

"Don't you remember yesterday?" I told her then regretted saying that.

"So you were snogging!" Dominique Weasley yelled which made many heads look at us. "I knew you guys would end up together."

"What?" Alexa said annoyed at one of her best friends. "I told you we're not dating!"

"So what happened yesterday?" Lucy asked looking at her. Denise kept on laughing at Alexa then grabbed some food.

"Nothing happened we were just talking and then we got detention because it was late," Alexa explained.

"So you expect us to believe that James and you were just talking after curfew?" Dominique told her.

"Yes!" Alexa responded. "Why would I date him!?"

"Because I am awesome and good looking," I joked which made her throw a piece of bread at me. I simply laughed. It was quite funny watching Alexa Malfoy angry.

I didn't completely hate her I mean yes our families hated each other but after so much time of seeing her with my cousins she actually hasn't turned out that bad. I mean we do fight a lot but it's kind of fun annoying her she has good comebacks. It's kind of a challenge for me and besides even though our families hate each other I don't have a reason to hate her or see her different just because her last name is Malfoy. That's one thing I learned, I mean being having the last name Potter isn't the best thing in the world. Yes, I do get girls and stuff but most of them just want me cause of my fame and don't really care about me. I take advantage of it sometimes but it's just messing around nobody ever actually sees me for who I am well except my family and my really close friends. Malfoy on the other hand is the opposite of me. Her family is often criticized and called many ugly things. I mean Alexa maintains her head high and intimidates most people which would be a bit admirable if…well…if she wasn't Alexa Malfoy. I mean at first we seemed to start off well but after I got to know her I realized she was a jerk I don't know how to explain it but she easily got on my nerves and annoyed the hell out of me if she wanted to.

"Earth to Potter?" Alexa said as she waved her hand in front of me.

"What is it?" I replied. I don't know if she annoyed me or something made me want to annoy her. I can't exactly explain it but why does she always want to be the center of attention or why does she worry so much about some stupid rumor?

"Everyone is saying we're dating!" she said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"I know," I replied calmly.

"And you're ok with that?" she glared at me.

"We all know you love me," I smirked.

"You arrogant arse!" Alexa shouted. She was clearly mad now. "Everyone is-"

"Cool down Alexa," I said stopping her from continuing talking. "We're obviously not dating it's just a silly rumor."

"Well I hate it," she whined like a little kid.

"Look, everyone knows we hate each other and that all we ever do is fight so why would people believe we're dating?" I told her. "I mean I actually can't believe my own family believed I was dating her."

"Then why did you get detention?" Lily asked me. All eyes were on me waiting for me to explain. I was about to talk when Alexa interrupted me.

"I asked James to help me with a prank," she explained.

"I heard you say it was a nice date," Fred spoke up.

"I am going to kill you Weasley!" Alexa threated him.

"We all know you wouldn't kill me," Fred told her. "I am your favorite Weasley."

Next thing we know, Fred has some eggs on his face. We all laughed at the scene. "It was sarcasm clearly you didn't notice," I told him.

"So no dating?" Rose asked.

"No," Alexa and I both said at the same time.

It was very weird how everyone seemed to like the idea of Alexa and I dating actually it was bloody strange. I mean our families hate each other well actually just Uncle Ron the others don't seem to hold a grudge anymore well not since they met Alexa. My parents liked her and my uncles too. My dad even talked with her dad once which I have to admit was really awkward but in the end both of our parents ended in good terms. We had all gotten over the past though Uncle Ron still told Rose to keep her distance from Scorpius.

"You two are dating?!" Albus asked from behind us. Scorpius was next to him and looking at us with a curious face.

Unlike most of my family, Albus was in Slytherin. It was a shocker a lot like a Malfoy being in Gryffindor. When he was sorted into Slytherin Albus was pretty devastated but then got over it and became quick friends with Scorpius. I used to tease him about it but he shut me up when he beat me at a Quidditch match in his second year. It was pretty embarrassing but it was also kind of my fault because I didn't take the game seriously.

"No, we're not dating," Alexa and I said once more.

"Okay then," he said. "Well, we're going to head toward our table."

"See you around Rose," Scorpius said before following Albus to the table.

"What was that?" Hugo asked his sister.

"We're just friends," she told him.

They started arguing about it saying how Uncle Ron always told her to stay away from her and stuff like that it was actually kind of funny seeing Hugo all overprotective. Fred joined Hugo's side and the rest of my crazy family continued eating or talking about something else. I noticed Alexa looking at me.

"If you continue looking at me people will actually believe we're dating," I told her.

"I just don't get how you're taking this so calmly," she replied. "I mean we hate each other."

"Well it's a rumor," I said. "Why would I take this silly rumor seriously?"

"Good point," she sighed. It was weird being so civil with Alexa.

"I am always right," I said proudly. She rolled her eyes at me.

"If you weren't James Potter you would actually be my friend," she said.

I placed a hand on my chest as if I was hurt. "You have broken my heart," I mocked her.

"Jerk," she hissed.

"Anyway," I smirked remembering something that she had promised me. "I think you have an announcement to make."

"No way," she said fiercely. "I won't say that."

"You promised," I smirked once again. "If you don't say I will tell everyone that we are dating but you don't want to go public."

"You wouldn't," she hissed.

"Try me," I whispered.

Even though we were talking in a low voice Lucy, Denise, Dominique and my mates (Jacob and Michael) were still able to hear.

"Do you guys understand this?" Jacob asked Dominique confused.

"Not a clue," she responded.

"Alexa lost a bet," I explained. "If she lost she had to yell that I was the hottest boy in school."

All of them laughed at this. "A bet is a bet," Dominique backed me up.

"You traitor," Alexa growled.

"You a chicken Malfoy?" I taunted her.

"I hate you Potter," she said.

"Just stand on the table and yell it," I smirked at her. "No big deal."

"You know this won't help the dating rumors, right?" she glared at me.

"I don't care," I laughed. "Do it or are you a chicken?"

She glared at me then called me a prat before standing on the table. "JAMES POTTER IS THE HOTTEST BOY IN SCHOOL!" she yelled. We all laughed when she said it. She quickly sat down. "You're going to pay for this Potter."

I laughed once more then winked at her.


There you have it! Did you like it? Dislike it? Say it in your review! So we had a few revelations here like Albus being in Slytherin, a small hint to Rose and Scorpius and blah blah I just felt that I needed to explain more about the family so that was basically the focus of this chapter. Hope you guys liked it and stay tuned cause there is much more and many questions to answer!

"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye."

-H. Jackson Brown, Jr.