Rei tossed back the drink, slammed the empty glass. Usagi cheered too loudly, nose and cheeks flushed. Rei flexed her bicep like she'd wrestled Godzilla.

Usagi lunged and seized Rei's hands. "Dance with me." It stretched a dozen syllables. Daaaaaaanncccccceeeeee.

"No. You're drunk. We'll look ridiculous," Rei meant to say. She actually said "Nnng."

Usagi released Rei's hands. They plummeted like stones since Rei forgot how bones worked.

"More drinkies!" Usagi commanded the air, trusting someone would obey. Someone did.

Soon after: "Dance!"

Rei refused, and yet was somehow dancing.

She was right. They looked ridiculous.

Funny how neither cared.