"Hey, where is Baby Boy Shrink, he's not in his office." Caroline asked a random agent.
"He's in the breakroom, I think his girlfriend is there with him." The agent replied, not looking up from his paperwork.
"Great." She groaned, heading over to breakroom. The last thing she wanted was to get between the two love birds. She had heard he had gotten back together with Daisy, though with all honesty she had seen it coming from a mile away. She might not be their biggest fan, but they were a cute couple. She walked into the breakroom and saw Sweets and Daisy there, Daisy with here back towards her.
"Oh, hey, Caroline!" Sweets smiled and Daisy turned around and smiled at her as well. Caroline's eyes widened slightly when she saw the other woman's very pregnant state.
"Looks like duty calls." Daisy said before giving Lance a kiss. "See you at home tonight, Lance-a-lot." She said before leaving.
"What was THAT?" Caroline asked, walking up to Sweets.
"What was what?" Sweets asked, sitting down his coffee.
"THAT." She gestured to the direction Daisy left.
"Daisy?"
"No, the tooth fairy. Yes, Daisy! She's pregnant?"
"Yeah, has been for awhile."
"CLEARLY!" She said, putting her hands no her hips. "Why didn't you tell me, cherie?"
"You wanted to know?"
"Yes." Caroline groaned. "When did this happen?"
"Well the sex happened like seven months ago, but I only found out nearly three months ago." Sweets said like he was talking about the weather or what he was going to eat for dinner.
"And you didn't think to come and tell your ol' friend Caroline 'Hi, how ya doing. By the way, I got my ex-girlfriend pregnant!'"
"I'm sorry, I didn't think you wanted to know."
"Can you at least tell me you told Booth about this?"
"...I haven't told him- OW!" Sweets whined when Caroline smacked him in the shoulder.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?" She shouted, smacking his shoulder over and over and over. "Have you lost your ever loving mind!? That man is your family, you tell your family about these things!"
"Stop hitting me!" He whined and she ceased her actions. "I am waiting intill we clear Booth's name to tell him about the baby."
"You better, because if I find out that you haven't told him once this whole mess is over there will be severe consiquences for you. Got it?" Caroline asserted.
"Got it." Sweets said with a nod and a gulp.
"Good, now come on, I need you testify for mental state of the perp from the Henderson case." Caroline said, snatching him by the wrist and dragging him off.
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Angela peeked into the bone room to see Daisy standing there, looking down at the bones like she wasn't really looking at them at all. Daisy had been spacy all day and Brennan was close to firing her so they had sent her in to find out what was wrong before Daisy lost her job.
"Hey, Daisy!" Angela smiled, walking in. Daisy jumped slightly before looking up at Angela.
"Oh, hey, Angela, what are you doing here?"
"We... are going on a drive." Angela said and Daisy's smile dropped, knowing what this was about.
"Right."
"Come on." Angela said, waving a hand. Soon enough, they were in Angela's van and pulling away from the Jeffersonian.
"So..." Daisy said, biting her lip. "Are you going to fire me for Dr. Brennan?"
"No, nonono, Daisy, no. That's not it." Angela shook her head. "They wanted me to talk to you so that you don't get fired."
"Right..." Daisy nodded, looking down at the dash.
"You want to tell me what's got you all distracted?"
"It's just... alot of things. With the pregnancy and with Lance." Daisy sighed.
"Did you two get in a fight?"
"No- no, nothing like that." Daisy shook her head. "I'm just having some image issues with the pregnancy and the heartburn has started and the burping, along with the gas- and the weight. I look like a swallowed an over blow ballon. I feel so..." Daisy made a face of displeasure. "Eh. And Lance, he has been so nice and understanding about it. He has been doing so much for me and Dr. Brennan and Christine and he has been working so hard. I wish I could do something for him, he has been so sweet."
"I see." Angela nodded. "Have you tried just giving him a nice evening, ending with a little... whoopy?"
"We haven't had sex in a week and a half." Daisy groaned, rubbing her face. "That's longest we have ever NOT had sex while we have been together. Ever. Either he's too tired or I'm too tired or I'm cranky and it's just... There's no time."
"Week and a half, wow... you to have sex a lot, don't you?"
"We used to..." Daisy grumbled, crossing her arms.
"Right, that. Okay, look, I'm going to give you some advice, okay?" Angela said and Daisy nodded. "If you really want to threat Sweets, you are going to have to trick him."
"Trick him?" Daisy asked, drawing her brows together. "That sounds wrong."
"No, it's perfectly normal. It'll be great practice for when you get married." Angela waved a nonchalant hand. "What you have to do is get everything set up, make yourself all pretty, whatever you have to do. Then, you call him all in a panic, make up some wild excuse for him to come home and then he'll drive over and BOOM. You surprise him with a romantic little evening."
"You think it'll work?" Daisy asked, biting his lip.
"Yeah, I've done it to Hodgins tons of times." Angela said before biting the inside of her lip. "So... I bet you and Sweets have some interesting stories. Sex stories, that is."
"Are you okay?" Daisy asked, tilting her head.
"Yeah, yeah... just, y'know, it's been awhile sense I've heard a good story. Brennan and I have told all our old stories and now we are both married..." Angela said, tilting her head slightly.
"You want to hear some sex stories, don't you?"
"Please? Each time I ask Sweets about his sexlife he turns red and sputters like an old car. But you can tell me, girl-to-girl, right?"
"Of coarse." Daisy grinned and Angela grinned back at her.
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"Daisy!" Sweets wheezed, bursting into the apartment. Daisy had called him, babbling on about some emergency. He had came home right away. But instead of finding the apartment in ruins or Daisy on the floor he found that the apartement was fine. The lights were dimmed and there were candles lit all over the place.
Suddenly, Daisy stepped out from the kitchenette, wearing a red, lacy bra and panties and had a red, see-through scarf over slung over her shoulders. She leaned against the wall and gave him a smile that he recongized very well.
"D-Daisy? What's going on?" Sweets asked, feeling his heart beat pick up even more. She walked up to him and put a finger to his lips.
"Shhhh... don't talk, just relax." She smiled, grabbing him by the shoulders and leading him over to the couch.
"How am I supposed to relax when you are standing infront of me all almost naked?" Sweets asked, sitting down. "Is something wrong? Is this some sort of pregnancy thing?"
"No..." Daisy smiled, straddling his lap and giving him a kiss.
"...What are you doing?" Sweets asked, looking up at her.
"Just doing something nice for my amazing boyfriend." Daisy said, kissing him again.
"Daisy, I have to work. I came over because I thought-"
"Damnit, Lance!" Daisy pouted, getting up from his lap and walking to the other side of the couch table.
"Whoah! What I do?"
"I'm trying to something sweet and sexy and romantic for you, which is really hard when you nearly seven months pregnant, but you are just...!" She flailed out her arms.
"I'm... sorry?"
"You should be!"
"Daisy... what is this about?"
"I... I really wanted to do something special... you have been so nice to me... I just wanted to repay the favor..." Daisy pouted and looked at the floor.
"Oh..." Sweets blinked. "You didn't have to do that, baby."
"I want to!" She said. "You have been so nice and you make me feel beautiful even though I'm all hormonal, gassy, and swollen..."
"I see..." Sweets nodded, standing up and walking over to her. "You know you are always beautiful to me." Sweets said before giving her a peck on the lips. "You know... I already came over here, and you got all this planned and set up... Now that I think about it, it would be stupid to leave now."
"Really?" She asked, giving him a hopeful look.
"Really."
"Okay, now sit down," She said, sitting him back on the couch. "And enjoy the ride."
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Okay... so this was... this was a chapter. A weird one. I'm sorry, I am watching that movie Sextape, the one with Jason Segel? I'm sure you can imagine... yeah. Next chapter will be better. Promise! Double Promise!
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