Sorry for the long wait guys... I guess, HERE'S DA ACTUAL THING... you know? Parody? No? O-ok... I'll leave now... Fall can take over... I feel like on the brink of laughter s why not have this be a funny-stuck? That's not a real stuck you say? Well ok. Then. (Btw the other chapter was a sad-stuck not heinoustuck)

Jeff: Hahaha!
David: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?
Tulip: Where's John?
Jeff: *giggles* AH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jane: OMFG WTF?!
Jeff: Plathhahahahahhaha!
David: Where the fuck are we?
John: *emerges from a portal* Land of Up,Down and Portals.
David: ahhhhhhhh...hmm...
Jeff: Plbahhahahahahaaaa!
Tulip: *le gasp*
Jane: Ah!

John question Jeff. What? No... Not like that. Jeff is 99.9% sure he's straight.

Jeff: *points to the jester hat on his head* No one seems to have noticed it.
Tulip: What.
Jane: Huh?
David: FTLOG (for the love of gog) WTF.
Jeff: *rings the top bell of the hat* boop. *portal rimmed with blue opens in front of him* boop. *he jumps in*
Everyone else but John: Jeff!

Jeff appears again.

Jeff: Yeah?
David: Where did you get that hat?!
Jeff: Everyone's wearing one. *points to Jane's party hat, Tulip's cat-in-the-hat hat, and David's Jester hat*
David: DAMN IT. WHY IS MY HAT YOUR'S?!
Tulip: Where did I get this hat?
Jane: Is this some kind of joke? :I?
Jeff: Just try it!
Jane: *pokes the party hat* *a portal rimmed with green appears in front of her* *le gasp*
Tulip: *grabs the hat and turns it upside-down (magician style) and pulls out a portal rimmed with pinkish purple* hmm...
David: NO! *pouts*
Jeff: *pokes David's hat*
David: (party pooper David is unfazed) *a portal rimmed with red opens*
John: open.
Jeff: John I'm pretty sure portals don't open that wa-
John: *a portal rimmed white appears in front of him*
Jeff: *le gasp* Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinking?
Everyone else: ?

1 hour of messing with portals later.

Jeff: *boop beep*

-carcinoGeneticist started trolling carelessTroublemaker-

CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES DOING?
CT: playing around? :T
CG: WELL STOP IT, GET OUT OF THAT WHITE ABYSS OF NOTHINGNESS AND GET YOUR ASSES BACK INTO THE GAME!,
CT: make me.
CG: AGH! AND YOU ASK WHY WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS!
CT: what?

-carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling carelessTroublemaker-

-prankMaster started pranking carelessTroublemaker-

PM: I added a portal near you. Jump in it. Or not, if you want to be stuck there until you die, it's fine by me.
CT: what?

-prankMaster has been caught!-

Jeff: Whaaaat? *looks over shoulder, sees an open gate*

Jeff stops with this tomfoolery and calls everyone else to the gate. A shadow wolf walks from behind the gate.
Everyone but Jeff and John take out their weapons.
The wolf goes to Jeff.

GAH! MY "E" button is being a bitch! I guess I got to end it here... B3 PORTALS.