"Which dinosaur would I be?" Mako repeated to Usagi's enthusiastic nod. "Brontosaurus. Big, gentle, and nobody fucks with it."

"Pterodactyl," said Rei. "Flying above all the other, lesser dinosaurs."

Ami considered carefully. "Troodon." She flushed. "It's believed to be the most intelligent."

"Velociraptor!" cried Minako without hesitation. She offered no reasons.

"What about you, Usagi-chan?"

Usagi grinned triumphantly. "I'm Tyrannosaurus Rex so I'm the queen of all of you!"

"Queen of a big stupid dinosaur brain and tiny useless dinosaur arms," Rei scoffed.

The pterodactyl was felled by a leaping, screeching T-Rex. Soon it was dinosaur battle royale.

None survived.