*Updated 14-05-2018*
Chapter 51 - A trip to the dentist?
"Vaas, get me something to eat, I'm hungry!" called Rosa.
She was sat outside, under the early morning sun of Rook, lounging on a chair and watching everyone around her.
"Get your own lazy ass up and get something!" Vaas shouted back.
Rosa scoffed.
"You're my husband, you have to do nice things for me. Like getting me something to eat." Rosa replied.
Some fruit suddenly fell into her lap. Looking up, Phillipe stood behind her.
"He was never going to get you anything, so I thought that I might as well."
Phillipe shrugged as Rosa cheered.
"Thanks Phil! Vaas! You don't need to bother any more, dear Phillipe here has been nice enough to get me something!" she shouted to Vaas.
"Just go and marry him then, I'm busy!"
Rosa rolled her eyes and took a bite of her apple.
"What's he doing?" Rosa said through a full mouth of fruit before swallowing it down.
"He's trying to make a new weapon holster because his is all fucked up, but he doesn't have the right materials. Plus, the hostages are being irritating as fuck which is angering him even more." explained Phillipe.
He tossed an apple into the air before catching it and taking a huge bite.
"Right then. I'll fix it. VAAS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Rosa yelled.
The pair heard a shout before Vaas appeared.
"What?" he said, irritably; his hands were cut slightly and red raw.
"Alright, calm down Mr Grumpy."
Rosa got to her feet and took a step closer to Vaas, biting into her apple.
"You go out into the jungle and hunt for some new materials. Phil tells me that the ones you're working with are shit, so you need some more. I'll deal with the hostages - put those fuckers in their places and sort out everything here, okay?"
Vaas shifted on his feet, squinting in the sunlight.
"You're right. I'll take some boys hunting with me, to blow off some steam. It also means more look out if Snow appears. I can trust you to have some fun with those fuckers. We both need some fun in the form of other things, ey hermana?"
Vaas wiggled his eyebrows and Rosa pushed him in the shoulder.
"I'm only playing, princesa. I'll get some guys together now. You're a genius, Mrs Montenegro."
Vaas kissed Rosa on the top of her head.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm brilliant, now go and have some boy time."
Rosa shooed him playfully away and he winked back at her.
"EY, YOU FUCKS! COME HERE!" boomed Vaas as he sauntered off to the pirates.
"That's that sorted then." Rosa said.
Phillipe laughed.
"You sure know how to handle him."
"Only the best do. Hey, have you seen Hoyt?"
"Yeah, he's still over there. His chopper is here to get him though."
"Right, I'm gonna get the bastard up and then I'll sort out those fuckers. Thanks for breakfast."
"Anytime." replied Phillipe.
Rosa smiled and walked over to the sofa which on it lay a sleeping Hoyt. Rosa pushed him and he groaned so she pushed again harder.
"Hoyt, Hoyt. Wake the fuck up, your chopper is here."
Hoyt groaned and raised his arm to push Rosa away.
"5 more minutes." he mumbled, his arm dropping down like a lead weight.
Rosa sighed and stomped off into the kitchen. She quickly filled a bowl of cold water from the tap and staggered outside, carrying it in her arms. She held her breath as she lifted the bowl up, pouring the contents over Hoyt's head.
He screamed and shot up, gasping for air and putting his hands up in defense from the freezing liquid.
"That perked you up, didn't it?" Rosa said smugly.
Hoyt glared at her as he tried to get his breath back.
"Don't fucking do that." he growled and Rosa laughed.
"Sorry, I thought you were dead. We couldn't have that, could we? Anyways, your chopper is here."
"Fine, fine. I'm getting up."
Hoyt let out an exasperated moan and stumbled to his feet. Rosa steadied him, wiping some water from his face.
"I should be pissed at you but I never could be. I'll see you soon, my English Rose. Thank you for a marvellous night, even though I don't remember shit."
Hoyt hugged Rosa but only briefly because she pushed him away.
"You're all wet, get off of me! Thank you for being here though, Hoyt. You made it even more special. I'll speak to you soon, okay?"
Hoyt touched Rosa's cheek and smiled before staggering away to his chopper, leaving a trail of water behind him. Rosa watched him and smirked to herself.
"Rosa, we'll be back later! Don't be afraid to let those dicks have what's coming to them!" shouted Vaas as he left the compound with a large group of pirates following behind.
Rubbing her hands together, Rosa grinned wildly and made her way to the hostage area. Those in the cages were new; some tourists on the beach of the island. They were only bloody and slightly bruised; they had yet to experience the delights at the hands of Vaas. They were now going to get a slight taste of what was to come.
Phillipe had mentioned that the hostages were getting cocky, insisting that their parents would pay up and get them out. Also that they were going to 'kill' Vaas when they did. They needed to be knocked down a peg or two.
"HELLO!" boomed Rosa as the hostages jumped.
A couple of the girls were starting to crack but the men were not swayed.
"A woman?! One of them?" one of the men spat.
Rosa scoffed.
"Jesus Christ, play me another record. Can't a woman take pleasure in killing people too?" Rosa said, a devilish smirk painted onto her face.
"Not really what we expected." the man said casually.
Rosa sensed she was going to enjoy what was to happen. She bent down next to the cage and smiled.
"And what's your name, hermano?" Rosa beamed, her imitation of Vaas coming through.
Her happiness unnerved the man slightly but he wouldn't let it show.
"Bill." he replied.
"Well Bill, it has been brought to my attention that you fuckers have been stirring shit up, no? We don't like people like you on our island."
The man's eyes widened.
"Are you with that mohawked guy?" he asked, perplexed.
He had more courage around Rosa than he did Vaas, partly because she was a woman.
"Yepp. He's my husband." Rosa replied, flashing her ring.
The word felt strange on her tongue, but in a good way.
"Now, you and I are going to have some fun. Ey, Phillipe! Get over here and take this guy out of his cage and tie him to that pole."
Phillipe ran over - after a bit of struggling and fight he had managed to tie the man to the pole. He was shouting out but Rosa simply laughed, reaching for a pair of pliers. She caressed them as they glinted in the sunlight.
"We're going to role play. I'm going to be a dentist and you're a patient with really bad rotting teeth that need to be extracted. Phil, hold him down."
The man starting screaming as Rosa leant over him, forcing his mouth open. She clamped the pliers over molar and pulled, hard. A crunch and a crack was heard as the hostage screamed. Rosa removed the pliers and triumphantly held up a bloody tooth.
"This is not good, tsk tsk. I think we need to extract another."
Rosa did this for another four teeth, pulling and twisting at any that her pliers could get a good grip on. The man was weak and sweating, blood pouring from his mouth; it was also all over his chest. He was mumbling for her to stop with all of the energy he could muster before she finally did.
"Phil, take him back to the cage. I've had enough of these fucks. That'll teach them to act too big for for their boots. If anyone of you tries any shit or says anything, I'll fucking kill you, okay?"
The hostages whimpered and backed into their cages - Rosa's message was heard loud and clear.
"Phillipe, I'm gonna lie down. You're on watch for everyone in this compound. I know I can trust you."
Philipe nodded before Rosa made her way into the warehouse and out of the harsh heat and sunlight.
Let those fucking hostages cook.
Pulling off her shoes, she collapsed onto the bed and sank into the mattress. She draped a hand over her eyes and didn't even notice herself drifting off. She could have sworn that someone walked into the room but Rosa was so drowsy, she simply just fell asleep, not noticing the advancing shadow in the darkness ...
"STAY WITH ME, PLEASE! I NEED YOU!" Rosa screamed.
She couldn't control the tears pouring down her face. Vaas was crouched next to her, holding onto her.
"Rosa, we gotta go."
"I'M NOT LEAVING HIM!"
Slowly opening her eyes, Rosa stretched out and frowned a little.
Her dreams always fucked with her head and were always like some sort of premonition. Pushing those thoughts aside, she then smiled to herself. She was content after a little nap, feeling more refreshed.
Bringing her arms above her head, she admired her hands but opened her eyes wider before jolting up right. She frantically grabbed at her hand but it was no use. Her ring was missing.
It was gone.
Someone had taken it.
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