Eudial carefully adjusted the window sign. "Buy Two, Get One Free!" It would be a good sale; Portlanders loved cupcakes.
Her bakery was a year old and already a success. Eudial couldn't bake, but she could manage, and knew a delicious dessert when she tasted it. Under her leadership, Sweet Buster would likely make profit as early as next year.
When no one was watching, Eudial stole a cupcake. No manic bosses, no Sailor Senshi, yummy things on demand, and control over hiring and firing of annoying blonde subordinates? Eudial took a bite and sighed contentedly. This was the life.
Eudial lives on in my world. Because EUDIAL.