A/N: Well, here's the next chapter. We will survive this idiocy! I still don't own any of this.
AN: STOP flaming!(You'd think by now she would have got the message. She's not a good writer.) if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr!(Well, I have no idea whatsoever as to what a 'posr' is. I assume it's an evolutionary offshoot of a 'poser', but that's just my theory.) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx!(I get headaches a lot, I don't go around swearing at innocent children because of it! And if he was mad at his students, he would have yelled something less ridiculous at them.) PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!(If there was a god, this fanfiction would never have continued past this chapter. Also, side-note, my spellchecker says 'fanfiction' isn't a real word.)
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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him.(Well, he was hardly going to say, "It's alright, just finish up and then follow me," was he?) He kept shouting at us angrily.(To be fair to poor Dumbledore, he just caught his students doing the nasty in the forest. Pretty sure that violates damn near every rule of Hogwarts simultaneously.)
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.(Best. Insult. Ever. Dumbledore is frikkin' awesome in this story. He's like, the one good character. The only who got better, instead of worse, just because of the sheer hilarity factor.)
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.(Pallid. Adjective. (of a person's face) pale, typically because of poor health. Well, if you cry blood, I think it's a given that you have poor health, so this is legit. Stupid, but legit.) Draco comforted me.(Draco: Don't worry Ebony. No one gets expelled from Hogwarts. Seriously. The only person in canon who got expelled was Hagrid.) When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.(Why were they angry? They had no idea what happened yet. Unless Dumbledore sent them a Patronus message, but in that case...)
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.(This line is completely useless, as both teachers would already know what had happened, and so this line is unnecessary.)
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall.(Yeah! Go Minerva! I knew there was a reason I liked her in the books. She doesn't care that Ebony's a Mary-Sue; and thus, cannot be imperfect. She'll kick ass and take names anyway.)
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape.(Er...okay then. Not quite sure what to make of that line.)
And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!"(Bwahahaha! Shrieked? Shrieked? Did someone have his balls in a vice when he said that line?)
Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."(No. No. Snape would never let them go so easily. They would get at least fifty points from Slytherin each.)
Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.(Yeah, well I would glare at your skanky ass too, bitch!)
"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied.(Why did you lie? There was no reason to do so.) I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels.(I'm confused. Shouldn't it be time for you to sleep now? It was dark when you got to the concert, so why are you getting dressed up for a night on the town?) When I came out….(Well? What happened?)
Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte.(Don't really care, if I'm honest with you, Tara.) I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there.(True. One canon fact is that the boys in Gryffindor Tower cannot access the girl's rooms. I'm not sure, but I'd imagine the other Houses have a similar setup.) We hugged and kissed.(At least he didn't put his 'thingie' in your 'you-know-what'. You know, I think both of those sound like something to do with Voldemort. Cornelius Fudge: Yes, we can confirm that Lord Thingie did You-Know-What in the Atrium of the Ministry.) After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.(You see?! They were going to bed, so why did Ebony/Tara put on high heels? Is this the latest fad? To wear slutty outfits to bed? Actually, on second thought, don't answer that.)
A/N: We survived another chapter! Or, most of us did. Two goblins, a pureblood and a house elf died of an overdose of stupidity. A moment of silence for them, please. Thank you. Review, in memory of our fallen comrades!