Text Convo between Russel and The Band:
(R)Russel and (M)Murodc:
R: Yogurts, cuando make baby turtle a sand bitch?
M: ...what? Why do I get the feeling I should be offended by this?
R: Wait, water the fluke!
M: I will do no such thing!
R: Fucking auto contamination!
R: *Correct!
R: Can you make baby girl a sand bitch
M: No, I can not
R: SANDWICH!
M: That I can do, but I most certainly will not water the fluke.
R: *What the- never mind man, just make her a damn sandwich!
(R)Russel and (D) 2D:
D: Hey Russ
R: Hey 2Dentalhygine, soup?
D: ...r u makin fun of me?
R: Twat? Of curriculum not.
D: IM SO CONFUSED!
R: D, you're always constipated
R: *Confused.
D: Wait, so now im constipated and confused!? GAH, WHAT IS LIFE ANYMORE!
(R)Russel and (N)Noodle:
R: Hey, baby squirrel, when do you need to be pickled up from escuela?
N: Uh...2:45...I think? Who is baby squirrel?
R: Ship, I meant *Baby squeal
R: *baby girl
N: Ohhhh...and what is escuela? I thought I was at school.
R: apparently my phone thinks its Spanish. It changed 'Can soup' to 'Cuando' before.
N: Can soup?
R: *Can dope
R: *Can do
R: My phone is STD...
R: STUPID!