Text Convo between Murdoc and The Band:
(M)Murodc and (2)2D:
M: Eye, face cake, yogurt me a beard, will yam
2: um...am I supposed 2 be offended by this?
M: Duckface, justice get me the damn beard!"
2: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?
M: You got to the refrigerator, you open it, you get the beer, and then you give it to me.
2: but, what about the beard?
M: What beard?
2: You asked me to get you a beard
M: No I didn't
2: Did so
M: JUST GET ME THE DAMN BEER!
(M)Murodc and (N)Noodle:
N: Murdoc-san, I'm hungry
M: Who cares if you're horny, do you know where duckface is with my beard?
N: EXCUSE ME!?
M: What?
M: Holy shot...
M: That was autocorrect...
M: *Hungry *Face-ache *beer *shit
M: I'm am so done with this phone...
N: I'm still hungry you know.
M: Just take my wallet and don't tell Lards I sent you that, it was an accident
N: Whatever you say, Murdoc-san
(M)Murodc and (R)Russel:
M: Hey, Lamps, do you know where titties is? I asked him to get me a beard an hour ago
R: Are you some kind of drunk right now, man?
M: No, I would be if 2Dicks would just bring me my Gob smack beard already
R: 2Dicks? And who the hell says 'Gob smack' anymore?
R: and who the fuck is Lamps!?
M: Tramps
M: Faps
M: Flabs
M: Lards! Fucking Lards!
R: Well...I'm offended now...
M: You have no idea...