Text Convo between Noodle and The Band:
(N) Noodle and (2)2D:
N: Hello, Toochi-san. Rucksack-sand got me a new afro
D: That's great! I think...
N: Yup! Still getting nuked to the holy grail
D: Um...Good luck with that?
N: Oh, cramp. That didn't make any centimeters did it?
D: Uh...sure?
N: Russel-sandybeaches got me a newt phone. I haven't gotten uke to it yet
D: Oh...oh dear...
N: This photosynthesis just seems to hat me today...
(N) Noodle and (M) Murdoc:
M: Noods, will you go get me a beer?
N: Hang on, a bloke just flew through my vagina
M: SWEET SATAN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
M: Noodle!?
M: Noodle! I AM COMING UP THERE RIGHT NOW!
N: Ship!
N: A bloke just flew through my window! It won't leave my robe!
M: Wait...what?...I'M STILL COMING UP THERE!
N: Bird! I meant bird! A bird flew through my window and wont leave my room!
M: ...2D IS THE BLOKE IN YOUR ROOM, ISN'T HE!?
(N) Noodle and (R)Russel:
R: Hey, baby girl, how ya liking the new phone?
N: It's gator, Rubber-sand
R: Is that some kind of new slang I'm not aware of?
R: Lol
N: Lol, newt, it's gorgeous, Russel-sandpaper
R: man, you girls love your phones.
N: *great Auto foreskin is being a dick
R: WHAT!?
N: Crack! AUTO CUCUMBER!
R: ...we're getting you a new phone...