*looks left and right* *waves* Allo. This is Okumura Shauriene. Number Eleven is my OC said I could write the second chapter for this story, so I fully intend to. *grins* I'm glad people find this idea funny.

So, without further adieu... whatever that is... Neither of us own Fullmetal Alchemist, and she doesn't own the plot.

Alphonse Elric's eye twitched as he looked down at what he could only assume was his brother... but could this actually be Ed? Sure, gold hair and the little antenna sticking up, but his hair was down and his eyes... His eyes looked completely dead, without any shine in them whatsoever. He sighed, before bending down, taking the milk gallon out of his hands, and picking up the Fullmetal Alchemist.

For once, he did something different. He started squirming around, before flipping onto his stomach in his brother's arms, and reaching for the milk that was previously taken from him. Before his older brother could fall out of his arms, he flipped him around again, and walked out the door, planning to get a train back to Central.

Once they were on the train, Ed nearly fell out of the window, still reaching for the cabin that had the milk in it. Al sweatdropped, pulled him back inside, and closed the window to the train.

For the rest of the train ride, Ed's face was plastered against the window, reaching for the milk he was forced to abandon.

Once they got to Central, Alphonse decided to go visit Roy Mustang. He would be happy to know that the Fullmetal Alchemist was still alive and well... or not so well... Al knocked on the Colonel's door, and his voice was heard from the other side.

"What is it? It better be important!" Al smiled. Won't he be in for a surprise. He called back.

"It's Alphonse, and I found Ed!" In about a second, the door was open with a wide eyed Mustang behind it.

"Where is he?" Al nodded down to Ed, who was still reaching in the direction of the cabin. Roy raised an eyebrow. "What's he reaching for." Ed put his arms down, and looked at Roy with clouded eyes and a small smile on his face. Then, he said the first thing anyone of them had heard from him in a month. His voice had a distant tone to it.

"Colonel Mustang..." Roy raised an eyebrow.

"Yes?" The smile got brighter, but his eyes stayed the same.

"It's great to see you..." Al certainly didn't expect this of him.

... Cookies to anyone who can guess what happened.

So Ed being deliberately OOC for a reason people! Review or both me and Luna will not update this story. WE MEAN IT!