(2)2D and (M)Murodc:
2: Hey, Mud-cock. Water youtube dildo?
M: Well if you must know, I'm busy shaggin' Russel
M: SWEET SATIN, *SKYPING!
Text convo between Russel(R) and Noodle(N):
R: Hotdog, baby gargoyle
N: What?
R: *Hey *Girl
N: Oh! That makes sex! Grope it now!
R: EXCUSE ME!?
R: NOODLE, WHAT THE HAMPER ARE YOU DOING!?
R: *HEN
R: *HELL!
N: Oh goat!
N: *Gore
N: *Gosh! I mean to say *makes sense. Got it now!
R: ...Well thanks for the ham attack.
R: *heart
Text Convo between Murdoc(M) and Russel(R):
M: Hey, rust, get me a blowjob.
R: WHAT THE FUCK, I Doughnut SWING THAT walrus!
M: Wait...hold up, mate...what the hell is even going on right now? That should say beer.
R: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH EVERY ONEREPUBLIC TRYING TO GIVE ME A HAM ATTACK TODAY!?
M: Uh...good luck with that...
Text convo between Noodle(N) and 2D(2)
N: Nine, tootsie-roll sunrise. Laminate youtube.
2: Noob, how duck are universe right narwhal?
N: What? I'm just saying good night...and what about narwhals?
N: Oh! I meant to say *night, Toochi-sunnyD, Love Omaha.
N: I give up so hard right now...