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Where Are We Going?

The Fellowship had been walking for days now, and apparently Pippin was still hyper from his last piece of cake he had last week.

"If my nose could sing a song, it would whistle all night long!" Pippin sang for the third time that morning.

" PERIGRIN TOOK SHUT THE HELL UP OR I SWEAR WE WILL CHUCK YOU INTO MOUNT DOOM ALONG WITH THE RING!" yelled an obviously pissed off Gandalf.

Pippin immediately shut up and looked down at his feet. He leaned over to Merry.

"Merry, do you think my foot hair looks curlier than usual?"

Merry retched and stumbled into Gimli, who tripped and fell flat on his face.

"Ha! Sucker!" laughed Legolas.

Gimli picked up a chunk of dirt and chucked it at Legolas' hair.

"Ahhh!" cried a horrified Legolas, "My perfect Pantene shampooed hair!"

"Stop." ordered Gandalf and he pointed to a stone structure in the distance, "We will rest there."

"What?! Where?" asked Pippin eagerly.

"Right in front of you stupid." said Merry.

"Oh there!" Pippin said as he finally spotted it.

"It's only a model." whispered Sam.

"I don't wanna walk any more." whined Aragorn. "Frodo carry me." Aragorn flopped down and Frodo managed to catch him without collapsing under his weight.

" How ironic is this?" muttered Frodo. "I have to carry the One Ring AND the future king."

"Awwww," pouted Boromir, "But I wanted to wear shiny crown."

"Boromir, do you just like shiny stuff?" asked Frodo.

"SHINY!" screamed Boromir in glee.

"I'll take that as a 'yes'."

"Sigh, I miss Rosie." said Sam.

" Suck it up Sam." replied Merry. "We all miss eating the rose bushes in Rivendell, now suck it up and keep walking."

"You did WHAT?!" cried Gandalf.

"Don't worry Grandpa." said Pippin while patting Gandalf on the back, "We're almost across the street."

"I don't wanna get married! I wanna stay single forever and let my hair blow in the wind, firing arrows into the sunset." cried Boromir.

Everyone looked at him, with 'Wtf?' written all over their faces.

Then Pippin started to sing again.

"Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama,llama, DUCK!"

Gandalf groaned.

Finally, they reached the stone structure just as Pippin was in the middle of singing about his past life as a treehouse.

"Well, we're here." said Gandalf wearily.

"Thank goodness!" said Frodo, and he dropped Aragorn onto a particularly sharp rock.

"Yey!" squealed Legolas. "I wanna order pizza!"

"No! You cannot order pizza! You're out in the middle of nowhere for goodness sake! There's no pizza place around for miles!"

"Ooh! Ooh!" said Pippin while jumping up and down, who apparently didn't hear a word Gandalf said. "Can we get stuffed crust?"

"Ooooo, stuffed crust." said the rest of the Fellowship, minus Gandalf of course.

"No!" bellowed Gandalf.

"I found a cell-phone!" cried Aragorn.

"Uhhh, Aragorn?" said Frodo, "That's a rock."

Aragorn looked at it and shrugged before biting a huge chunk out of it.

"So, I was thinking," said Gimli, "How about we go through the Mines of Moria? My cousin Balin will have pizza at his place for sure."

"But I wanted to get pizza from Rohan!" whined Boromir.

"Hey, what does that sign say?" asked Frodo, who was squinting and pointing to a large bill-board sign attached to the top of a big snowy mountain.

"It says, 'Pizza Here!'." replied Sam.

"So, there must be pizza at the top of the mountain!" said Merry excitedly. "Gandalf you've got to take us there!"

"Hey, what's that?" said Legolas, pointing to a black cloud in the distance.

"Legolas, everyone knows that hay is for horses." said Gimli.

"I don't see anything." said Aragorn. "Maybe Legolas needs glasses."

"Look who's talking." muttered Legolas. "Man with stupid beard thinks Legolas needs glasses, then LEGOLAS SMASH HIM!"

Aragorn screamed and hid behind Sam, which wasn't a very good hiding spot.

"Uhh, guys?" said Frodo. "The cloud is moving this way."

"What is it Gandalf?" squeaked Pippin.

"Oh, it's, ummm, it's Crebain from Dunland! Hide!" replied Gandalf.

Pippin screamed and everyone ran and hid. Gandalf just sat, chuckling to himself as the pack of harmless flies buzzed past.

"Can we come out now?" asked Pippin tentatively.

Gandalf stretched and folded his arms behind his head. "Not yet."

"I have to pee." whispered Sam.

Gandalf sighed. "Fine, you can come out now."

The Fellowship crawled out from their hiding places.

"How come you didn't hide, Gandalf?" asked Merry.

"Because he's a frickin' ninja wizard." explained Boromir. "He could just kick those Crebain-things' behinds with some of his ninja moves."

Pippin looked at Boromir in confusion. "I thought that Gandalf was Santy Claus."

"He is." said Aragorn. "Why do you think there are elves in Middle-Earth?"

Legolas stared at Aragorn in horror.

"Nu uh." he said, shaking his head quickly side-to-side. "We elves would never work for anyone with evil beards. Never!"

"Wait, aren't you cousins with a house elf named Dobby." asked Merry.

"No, I'm pretty sure that Dobby is Gollum's cousin." argued Pippin.

"Legolas!" screamed Merry.

"Gollum!" screamed Pippin.

"Legolas!"

"Gollum!"

"Legolas!"

"Gollum!"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Gandalf. "We are going to take the pass of Pizza Mountain to get our order of 17 boxes of pepperoni and double cheese pizzas."

Everyone quieted down.

" I'm hungry." said Pippin.