After coming home on the sexy 1:00 a. m. train from Crystal Lake where Spencer worked as a masturbator, Spencer went naked fishing. He brought sexy pictures of President Taft and masturbated his asshole while fishing but drowned to death and died after getting a penis cramp and falling face first into the river and drowning to death.

Sam received the news from the Sexy Police Officer who fingered her clitoris later that morning and then went to tell Freddie, who had lost the use of his arms during the night. They solemnly had sexual relations.

Carly graduated from Blind College and came home that afternoon to live a quiet life as a depressed blind person. She got even more depressed when she heard of Spencer's death and died.

Sam went to see Pastor Bob at the little white church on the corner to plan a funeral. He was a total perv and Sam knows how to say "no", however. But of course she chose not to. They fucked for 7 hours and planned the double funeral.

She then came home to get Freddie for the funeral. However, everything but the right side of his head was totally useless. They went to the funeral where Freddie died of progressive brain disease so Sam fucked his corpse and then killed herself with a gun. The end.