Meg and Azazel popped up out of the water, their glowing yellow eyes spotting Castiel and his friends, transmitting their signal back to Crowley in his cave. Crowley burst out in a roar of laughter, watching the scene unfold.
"Oh no no no no no no! I can't stand it, it's too easy! The child is in love with a human! And not just ANY human, a PRINCE!" Crowley cackled throwing his hands in the water above him in excitement. "His daddy will LOOVE that.. King Chuck's headstrong, lovesick boy would make a charming addition to my little garden..." Crowley smirked devilishly, his eyes flashing over to the thousands of people who came to him for deals, never paid up, and were trapped forever.
Later on that week, Castiel had gone home, fulfilling his normal duties with his brothers. However, his brothers could clearly tell there was something up with him. Uriel swam over to where Castiel was hiding out, calling out to his brother.
"Castiel dear! Time to come out! You've been in there all morning!" Uriel called and Castiel swam out, but not like he normally did. He was humming, swimming in odd patterns that confused his brothers, and he also had a sea urchin in his hair.
"What is with him lately?" Michael asked, watching Castiel curiously. Castiel ignored him, beginning to swim off when he crashed into his father.
"Oh! Morning daddy!" Castiel purred, putting the sea urchin in God's beard and swimming off, still humming. Castiel's six brothers all swam around their father.
"Oh he's got it bad." Lucifer laughed, watching Castiel.
"What? What's he got?" God asked confused.
"Isn't it obvious daddy?" Balthazar spoke up, "Castiel's in love." God's eyes widened as those words hit his ears. He plucked the sea urchin from his beard and looked at it with strange eyes.
"Castiel... In love?"
Meanwhile, Castiel and Gabriel were out in the garden. Castiel was picking the petals off of flowers and Gabriel was pacing furiously.
"Ok, so far, so good. I don't think the king knows. But it will not be easy keeping something like this a secret for long!" Gabriel groaned, continuing his wild pacing as petals floated down onto his head.
"Ahh... He loves me... Oh, he loves me not... HE LOVES ME! OHH! I KNEW IT!" Castiel giggled, clutching onto the petal like it was the difference between life and death. Gabriel rolled his eyes and swam up to Castiel's eyeline.
"Castiel, stop talking crazy!" Gabriel pleaded but Castiel quickly ignored him.
"I gotta see him again. Tonight! Adam knows where he lives!" Castiel smiled starting to swim away but Gabriel grabbed his tail fin.
"Castiel! Listen to me for one goddamn second-"
"I'll swim up to his castle! Then Bobby will splash around to get his attention then-"
"DOWN HERE IS YOUR HOME!" Gabriel finally screamed, swimming up to Castiel, his eyes narrowed. Then to help him understand even more, Gabriel struck up a band.
"Castiel, listen to me, the human world is fucked up. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there! The seaweed is always greener, when you're squinting your eyes to see it. You dream about going up there, but seriously reconsider it. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things around you, what the fuck more are you looking for?
Under the sea! Under the fucking sea! Honey it's better down where it's wetter, listen to me! Up on the shore they work their asses off, under the sun they never stop, while we're devoting full time to floating under the sea.
Down here all the fish is happy, as off through the waves they roll. The fish on the land ain't happy, they sad cuz they in the bowl. But fish in the bowl is lucky, they in for a worser fate, one day when the boss get hungry, guess who's gonna be on the plate?
What? NO! Under the sea! Under the sea! Nobody beat us, kick our asses, fry us and eat us in fricassee. We what the land folks love to cook, under the sea we off the hook, we got no troubles, life is the bubbles, under the sea!
The newt play the flute, the karp play the harp, they bass play the base, and it's soundin sharp. The bass play the brass, the chub play the tub, the nuke is the duke of soul! The ray he can play, the rings on the strings, the trout's rocking out, the black fish she sings. The smelt and the sprat, they know where its at, and oh the blowfish BLOW!"
In the middle of all this music, dancing, and commotion, Bobby swam through the crowd. He spotted Castiel sitting completely bored in the center of the crowd. Bobby swam up to him, whispering in his ear. "Cas, c'mon, I have something to show you, it's a surprise!" Bobby laughed and Castiel nodded, swimming away with the small yellow fish. But of course, Gabriel didn't notice and kept performing.
"Under the sea! Under the fucking sea! When the sardine begin the begine, it's music to me! What do they got, fucking sand? We got a sexy crustacean band! Each little clam here know how to jam here, under the sea! Each little slug here cutting a rug here, under the sea! Each little snail here know how to wail here, that's why its hotter under the water, yeah we in luck here down in the muck here, UNDER THE SEA!" Gabriel ended his song, looking at the empty rock where Castiel once sat.
"Castiel?" Gabriel repeated, all the other fish around him becoming sad and swimming away. "Goddammit... Somebody better nail that asshole's fins to the floor!" Gabriel groaned loudly before his calm was interrupted by a seahorse messenger.
"Gabriel!" The messenger cried, "Gabriel, I've been looking all over for you! I've got an urgent message from the sea king!" Gabriel's eyes widened.
"The sea king?" Gabriel repeated nervously.
"He wants to see you right away! Something about Castiel!" The messenger said before swimming away, leaving Gabriel in complete shock.
"FUCK! He knows!"