I threw a man down a well,
His name didn't ring a bell,
I looked around as he fell,
Oh crap, Gandalf looks pissed,
The orcs charge into the room,
We run faster than Ron on a broom,
I think that we all are doomed,
Hey, is that a nacho stand?
The door is breaking,
Frodo's head is aching,
Pippin's figure skating,
I wonder what my Grandma's baking,
Hey we just met you,
And you are CRAZY!
To stand and fight while,
The orcs are invading,
Now don't suspect that,
We are lazy,
We're just concerned that,
We'll all start bushing daisies.
Frodo got speared by a troll,
By hiding behind a pole,
This fight is getting quite old,
And now my feet are cold!
Oh! Looks like Frodo's just fine,
Something's smelling like pine,
We need to get out of this mine,
I think that I'm going insane!
We end up running,
Now my nose is running,
Orcs are running,
Why do I keep saying 'running'?
Hey we just met you,
And you are CRAZY!
To stand and fight while,
The orcs are invading,
Now don't suspect that,
We are lazy,
We're just concerned that,
We'll all start bushing daisies.
Gandalf is fighting a Balrog,
Oh crap he died,
Oh crap he died,
Oh crap he died,
Gandalf just fell off a bridge,
And Frodo's spazzing,
And Frodo's spazzing,
And Frodo's spazzing!
Hey we just met you,
And you are CRAZY!
To stand and fight while,
The orcs are invading,
Now don't suspect that,
We are lazy,
We're just concerned that,
We'll all start bushing daisies.
We are finally out of the mine!
Everyone's crying,
Everyone's crying,
Why are you crying,
Oh yeah, Gandalf just died,
But we are alive!
But we are alive!
But we are alive!
And now I'm crazy!