Chapter 3: A Pirates Plan
Spirit Tracks Player with another chapter. For the people who know about the Pirate Hideout from Spirit Tracks, I'm making it a major aspect of the story and showing how it may have been before the main events of Spirit Tracks. This chapter also contains a OC. Well don't want to keep you waiting, here it is people!
It was night. The moon stood brightly in its place accompanied by the beautiful shining stars that surrounded it one by one. So far, it had been a rough day. Anjean's and Byrne's epic battle had caused a shocking, powerful earthquake that roamed across the land... and Niko went on a minor inconvenient chase to reprise his carrots from a hungry rabbit. Meanwhile, Link the insatiably curious baby was wandering through huge piles of small, soft, silky clothes as smooth as lethargic silk. Until he came across the fire place, and a strange wooden shield hanging above it. His eyes widened with admiration.
Link gazed at the strange, mysterious shield on the shelf as it hung over the beautiful sight of the warm, relaxing fireplace. Almost, instantly, Link's vision snapped back to the colorful fireplace. Hypnotized by the sudden sight of the wondrous bright light in the fireplace, the insane baby slowly approached the fire to see what it was.
Niko came out of the other room with a story book, just in time to have his eyes widen with panic at the sight of his careless buddy crawling towards the fireplace. "NO LINK, STAY AWAY FROM THAT FIREPLACE!" exclaimed Niko. Quickly, Niko dashed towards him, and swept the careless explorer right of the floor before he could crawl any closer to the mesmerizing light before him. "Fire is dangerous to touch! Do you want to be a roasted baby?! I think not!" Immediately, Niko brought Link back to the neatly tidied baby crib and softly placed him in, and not to mention, handed him the teddy bear Niko Junior. "Now be a good baby and relax until I prepare a bath for you, I already had to deal with a rough bunny." Niko then went to prepare the bath while Link found the ear-bite-able teddy bear to play with.
"Man, this baby's wild, I need to get a bigger crib." muttered Niko as he filled the large, heavy bucket with cold freezing water. He couldn't get any warm, precious clean water anywhere.
As little, lovable Link bit the right ear of 'Niko Junior', he caught a glimpse of shadows outside the window.
These shadows belong to a bunch of short but frightening creatures were digging for lost treasures, or whatever they could find in the still, damp from rain, ground. However, they seemed to be having dumb luck. The only bits of 'treasure' they could find were, weathered and rough chunks of stone and rock. Eventually, the trio of pirates gave up and headed back to there hideout.
Meanwhile, an enormous army of miniblins had teached their fearsome destination. A huge ruckus was taking action in this dreadfully noisy, yet stunning and magnificent hunt not far from the forest where Link and Niko live. It was filled to the brim with a large number of blood thirsty, deadly and destructive pirates. Their huge, powerful and mighty leader Andre entered the cave carrying tons of golden, gorgeous and glowing rupees and coins to add to their collection.
Andre was the strongest out of the pirates, with a muscular body, a pale shade of brown and a large horn and sprouted out of the back of his head. He also had a wooden stick for a foot and an eye patch... covering an ugly concussion of pain.
With all the pirates yelling almost uncontrollably at each other, the captain finally snapped.
"SILENCE!" immediately the moblins stopped their gibberish chatting and listened up to their leader. "Avast you rattling dogs! Those darn Papuchia villages are not enough! We have to invade the other realms if you want more rupees in your pockets. We've got to invade the richest part of 'Hyrule', Castle Town. And if your'e scared of being beaten by those pathetic humans, remember that WE are above them and we'll blow them to smithereens!" All the other pirates began making gibberish cheers of Andre's plan of robbing Castle Town clean of their booty, and the idea of killing the great Alfonzo. "Let us be off! Grab all your weapons and prepare for a victorious battle!"
Andre was determined to accomplish this grim evil deed. He was once part of Cole's demons but was cruelly kicked out for being 'useless and weak'. Pushing the tragic memory aside, Andre prepared to strip Castle Town of it's riches and dispose of its insignificant citizens. Suddenly, a jolt of realisation hit Andre like an ton of bricks. He remembered that he'd be up againts the legendary swordsman Alfonzo! He had heard many of Alfonzo's victories and his relation to the late Gonzo, one of Tetra's most prominent crew mates back in the day. He sounded very imtimidating, even for a human. Abdre quickly set his sight on one of his stronger pirates, who was a large creature with big yellow eyes, golden pants which shined in the light, a pirate necklace and carried a huge mallet to batter his chosen opponents.
"Oy, You!" bellowed Andre. The giant Pirate slowly approached his leader who called him furiously. Unfortunately, it took him a VERY long time to approach his angry captain, which drove said captain's patience up the wall. "I want you to help me slaughter that dreaded Alfonzo, GOT IT!" The massive pirate slowly nodded his head and strolled of at the speed of a snail. "Grrr why are the stronger ones always the slower ones?" Andre muttured to himself. All the pirates made their way to their boats and set sail to Castle Town where their craziest and most destructive idea would take place.
Meanwhile, back at Link and Niko's, the old man had finally begun bathing little Link. "Now you stay still while I get the soap swab... I mean Link" Niko then walked out of the room muttering "Why do I keep calling him Swabbie?" Unbeknownst to the old man, the wild baby spotted 'Niko Jr' the teddy bear on the floor. He effortlessly climbed out the bucket in attempt to bite its ear off.
"Time to get scrubbing buddy boy!" Niko cheered as he walked in with a smile and some soap, however his smile dropped as fast as a rock as he spotted the mischievous baby out of the bucket.
Link had again decided to play with Niko junior and continued to munch on the teddy bear. "Oh for crying out loud." muttered Niko as he picked up the baby and plopped him back in the large, water filled bucket. "Ok, now it's scrubbing time!" sung Niko in his poorly aged voice. He began scrubbing Link clean until he was spotless. "There you go! That's much better! Now you look tidy! It's time for bedtime... what the?" The old man caught a glimpse out the window as he saw the black distant figures of moblin pirates passing by Papuchia Village.
"Are those Miniblins?" He then gasped by the sudden sight of a large gigantic monster pirate passing by. "Yikes, that thing is gigantic!" cried Niko. The blood thirsty pirates looked like they were heading to Forest Realm. Who knows what kind of destruction the unholy mayhem of pirates would bring?
Larger monsters appeared in ships to reach their distant destination, knocking all of Niko's Courage of gaurd. "Where are these freaks of nature heading?!" exclaimed Niko. This was to much for Niko to handle. Before he could say another word, a small gasp exhaled from his lips as he saw more intimidating large pirates moving at the speed of a snail. Without thinking, Niko leaned back unknowingly and fell back-first against the cold, dead floor and his eyes closed, bringing him into a dreamless sleep.
Soon, the army of rowdy pirates arrived at the forest Realm. Ready to Strike. Ready to battle. Ready to cause destruction. Eventually, they made their way a few minutes away from the castle, hellbent on slautering anyone and everyone they could find. "Alright you swabbies, we are going to find castle town and burn it down to the ground! Understand?!" Hollered Andre. All the other pirates cheered.
One of the pirates tried to run to the distant castle, when suddenly...
Crash
A poor Miniblin got hit by a train passing by. "Idiot" Andre muttered to himself. "Ok you filthy scallywags, look out for the trains."
Getting back to their basic plans, the pirate crew marched towards their intentional destination, while cautiously avoiding the glowing tracks of light. Andre was ready more then ever to prove his independence and strength, not to mention the rotten, nasty hardhearted deed of killing Hyrule's heart-filled hero: Alfonzo.
Soon, Andre's ferocious group of pirates reached the front of the giant and proud castle of Hyrule. "Be prepared you weak minded human's" Andre remarked, while cracking a smirk, "Because you have no idea what I'm going to do to you".
Oh snap cliff hanger! The pirates are about to raid Hyrule Castle. I decided to edit this chapter. Don't worry about Niko, he's just unconscious. For those who don't know, the Pirate Hideout is a place where a mini-game takes place. You can find it by competing a side quest in Papuchia Village. Well that's all folks. Tune in for the next chapter. And review me in at advance, ok bye!