Chapter 4: Andre Vs Alfonzo

Here's the moment of truth. The big battle of Alfonzo and Andre. From last chapter, Andre and his bunch of pirates arrived at Hyrule Castle to burn to whole building down to the ground. Without any further delay, here's the new chapter Andre VS Alfonzo.

Wearily, a young lady woke up by the sound of gibberish high pitch cheers outside of her house. She carefully lit a hard and solid candle, and headed over to her window only to catch sight of the rapid, repulsive and rowdy figures of small strange creatures heading towards her.

"AHHHHHHH!" the woman let out an ear piercing scream of fear escape her mouth. This woke up everyone in the proud village of Castle Town. Everybody soon spotted the diminutive but deadly figures of frightening pirates as well. Immediately, the crowd raced to the Capital Building of the village as the creatures did their jobs of mass destruction. Quickly and heartlessly, the pirates bulldozed the once beautiful houses down into piles of broken wood and glass giving Castle town the same treatment as how Cole's demons demolished the poor pathetic village that used to be Link's former and forgotten home.

One by one the huts were beaten to the ground, dead as doorknobs. As planned, some pirates stayed to search for treasure in the shattered piles of wooden waste while the majority of the powerful pirates moved on from the shattered village to their main civilization-target... The Castle

"EVERYONE IN THE CASTLE NOW!" yelled one of the guards as everyone immediately got the message, and raced into their new big beautiful barrier.

Bravely, the guards fought wildly and thoroughly against the monsters. But much to their dismay, their brave action turned out to be foolhardy. For every guard 6 pirates would effortlessly overpower their poor helpless victim.

Luckily, the guards managed to turn the tables of the rapid pirates but eventually, their new found advantage was short-lived.

The larger stronger but slower pirates appeared in the scene to play their part of the grim task. One of the guards rushed in screaming his head off in order to attack the intimidating,large monster that stood before him. However, any strength he had completely vanished once he felt the creatures massive fist press against his face, sending him flying into the wall face-first like a rocket.

Crash

However, this did not drum any form of intelligence into the almost empty-headed guards as they rushed in without thinking...

Bang

Crash

Slam

...only to be sent soaring into the air and on top of the castle.


"Ok everybody calm down, especially you teacher!" A very short man called out to everyone all of a sudden. No one had been making a sound inside the beautiful throne room. Everyone stared awkwardly at the short man in confusion.

"We haven't done chizz." replied the tall man in a neat butler uniform. Clearly insulted by the short man's statement. The two men continued to glare coldly at each other, until a muscular, marvelous man garbed in the green guard uniform entered the room. Upon seeing his hero, the old tall gentleman apparently Teacher sprinted towards him to inform Alfonzo about their huge problem. "Oh Alfonzo we need you right now! You see there's..." The large man cut him off of his sheer panic swiftly.

"I know teacher, protect the newborn Princess while I deal with these wild mutans". Alfonzo proceeded to walk but the petrofied gentleman quickly stopped him in his tracks.

"But Alfonzo I can't protect the princess all by myself!" Alfonzo sighed in fustration. "At least order a guard or more to come with me." Alfonzo didn't turn around. However, he began to speak.

"This is no time to argue. I need all the gaurds to help fight of this dreaded army of moblins." With that said, he began to move out of the castle to join his own trained army of knuckle heads.

"But Alfonzo..." Alfonzo again, cut the panicking elder out of his nervous breakdown, while exiting the castle.

"But nothing! The queen of Hyrule just passed away! We cannot afford to lose the new hire to the thrown!" With that said, Alfonzo quickly dived into action while the teacher headed nervously to baby princesses new room. This was no time for one of teachers sometimes-amusing freak outs, they both swore to protect the princess just before the former Queen died.


Andre smiled with delight as he admired his minions doing their jobs properly to slaughter the poor excuse for guards. The larger, stronger mutants continued to batter the door in attempt to break through. It's like he didn't need to do anything at all. What would Lord Cole think of this? Would he be amazed? Would he be Jealous? Both? Not that it mattered to him... at least not anymore.

Crash

Immediately, Andre snapped out of his thoughts as reality slapped him across the face at the sight of a large figure effortlessly taking on his pirates.

Alfonzo drew his sword and gave strong, powerful blows which took the large pirate before him of guard. Several other pirates tried their hand at taking down the mighty figure of human force; however, known of them did Alfonzo justice as he kept on swatting the puny pirates away with quick slices of his sword, and flawlessly and acrobatically countered the larger pirate's attacks with his own.

None of the pandering puny punks were a match of Alfonzo's outrageously swift sword skill; even the Buff and Powerful moblins were hopeless and desperate against Alfonzo's almost impossible speed and strength.

This infuriated the careless, consisted captain Andre. Enraged, Andre drew his sword and approached Alfonzo, who was busy still fighting of the rowdy pirates.

But luckily, Alfonzo spotted Andre ready to execute a dangerous onslaught of pain and misery on him, and quickly dodged the dangerously fast attack. The two men approached each other, glaring knives and hatred. With all the other pirates knocked out or killed, the man and the demon threatened each other with the stone cold stares at each other. "So, this is your doing." Alfonzo remarked.

"Grrr, I did not come here to have my whole army wiped out by some puny old landlubber!" exploded Andre.

"You know I can't let you destroy our whole village! Why are you doing this anyway?" Andre's furious expression was soon replaced with a mocking grin.

"Gee, why am I invading your precious home?" Andre let out an evil chuckle and began circling around the stern figure. "It's what pirates do. I thought you'd know that considering the fact your'e the decendent of the great pirate Gonzo. He stopped moving to admire Alfonzo's eyes flooding with anger.

"Well at least he had a purpose that actually meant something! He found New Hyrule, he saved several lives while heartless demons like you randomly attack and belittle us humans. Gonzo is remembered for his good deeds in life while people like you would rott and fade away from our meomories like the dreaded Malludus!" Andre's enjoyment faded and his dark side took over.

"Look, why I'm taking over this wasteland is none of your business so..."

"Then why is it my duty to protect it?!" The demons anger had trippled.

"Stubborn dreadful human! You have no idea what I had been through in my life!" Andre exclaimed. Suddenly he leaped at Alfonzo with his sword, however said guard captain managed to dodge the swift, powerful attack. Instantaneously, the two engaged into a legendary sword battle. Alfonzo dished out some fast attacks, however Andre blocked those and attempted to slice at Alfonzo's face, but not to avail, as Alfonzo avoided to vicious attack.

Both swords crashed together as the two warriors continued their epic battle, Alfonzo smashed at Andre's sword as hard as he could, as he saw Andre's grip on his sword start to loosen.

However, Andre managed to jump in the air before Alfonzo could perform another attack and landed on top of him pinning him down. "Any last words hero?" mocked Andre. However, Alfonzo gave him a big, powerful punch in the face, knocking him a few feet away. Before Andre could get up, Alfonzo picked up both his and Andre's swords pinned him down with his floor.

"I told you, I would not let you harm our village." whispered Alfonzo as Andre squirmed and struggled to get Alfonzo's leg of his chest.

"I swear Alfonzo, I will have my revenge! And next time, I will kill you! I swear on my life!" Exclaimed Andre as he managed to reach for a knife on the floor (from one of his dead/unconscious pirates) and lunged at him. Almost instantly and luckily, Alfonzo managed to dodge the knife before the defeated demon fled from the castle. Suddenly, everyone came up out cheer Alfonzo on for his victory against the pirate attack.


Back to our main characters of the story:

Several hours later after the cheering of the loyal guard's victory, Link the wondrous infant crawled over the sleeping old man who had long been unconscious from the sight of the unsuccessful pirates heading to Hyrule castle, where they would soon be defeated.

Niko opened his eyes to the feel of soft and small and hands prodding his face, and leaned forwards gently placing Link off his head with his old wrinkled hands.

"Oh, man how long was I out?" he asked himself wearily, and a huge yawn exhaled from his mouth. He then realized it was morning. "Hey Link, ol Niko has been out for several hours. How about I cook ya something to..."

Link had found Niko Jr yet again, and started typically, biting its ear off like there's no tomorrow.

That's It!

That. Is. IT!

Niko couldn't put up with Link ear biting his favorite teddy bear anymore. "Ok Link. I can't take it no more! You cannot have my toy! You need your own!"

He had enough! Link needs to get his own toy! Suddenly, a memory hit him right on the head. He remembered that tiny, toy train he purchased from one of his old dear friends shop. In this case Linebeck who once helped Link save Tetra from Bellum. Although he still thought it was a dream. Pushing that thought aside, Niko crawled into one of his piles of clothes, treasure, utensils among other things, and finally found the toy train. Warmly, the old man sighed. "This really takes me back to the good ol days." but then his attention snapped back on Link who was too busy gnawing on the teddy bear to notice his new toy.

"Oh for the love of..." swiftly, Niko placed the train near Link. Link's attention instantly turned to the tiny toy train.

Link picked it up and began pushing it on the floor. Relieved, Niko smiled warmly and widely as Link played with his new found toy. Link giggle as he continued to happily play with the toy train. Slowly, Niko approached Link and softly picked him up as he clung on to the train.

"I knew you would love that toy Link."

"Nnnnn...Niko."

"Wha...?!" Uncontrollably, Niko's eyes widened.

Did he just talk?!

Did Link actually just Talk?!

And he even said Niko's name!

A sudden tear of happiness flowed down Niko's right eye as he cuddled his new best friend.

Holy Crud! Link just said his first word! And apparently it was Niko's name. Seeing how he heard Niko say his own name several times. Oh and I hope you liked the battle scene with Andre and Alfonzo. Review me if needed and tell me how I can improve. Ok Later guys buy!