Chapter 18: Passion Play
Hey everyone, it's The Draigg here again. You already probably knew that Monty Oum owns RWBY, but I bet you didn't know what I've written in this chapter. Get ready for some zest from a certain citrusy fruit. Hopefully, it won't be poorly written. Without further ado, let's start!
Weiss and Ruby couldn't sleep. It felt nice that they were trying to act like a couple, but the problem is that they had NO idea what that entailed. Was there certain etiquette to dating? Was there a time limit to hugging? What was even acceptable to do in public?
All of these questions raced through Ruby's head as she cuddled with Weiss. She had no idea that being in love would be this confusing. Plus, the awkward silence was making her nervous. She had no idea what she should do. Maybe Weiss would know.
"Hey, Weiss.", Ruby whispered, hoping to get her attention. Weiss moved her gaze up to Ruby's.
"What is it?", she asked in a low voice. Even though nobody else was in the room, she still tried to be quiet. She was afraid that their intimacy would be broken if she spoke louder.
"What do we do… you know… here?". Ruby didn't mean for her question to be so… not understandable. However, she didn't really know how else to ask that question. Naturally, Weiss had no idea what she had meant.
"What?", Weiss asked for clarification. She could add vague to the list of things that Ruby was.
"You know… we're here in bed. What do we do now?", Ruby asked, sounding a little clearer this time. Now Weiss got what she had meant.
"Well, you can do a lot of stuff in bed.", explained Weiss, as if she was talking to a small child. She wasn't exactly far off. Ruby had as much knowledge of couples as a ten year old would. Weiss continued, "You can talk, you can read, you can sleep, you can…".
Weiss had intentionally drifted off at the end of her sentence, not wanting to go further. She knew what she wanted to say next. Sex, making love, banging, whatever you would want to call it. But, Weiss was a little afraid to bring it up. She couldn't help but remember Yang's threats. She knew exactly what the boisterous blonde could do. And she really liked having her ribcage IN her body, thank you very much.
Unfortunately for her, Ruby didn't drop her curiosity. "And then what?", she asked.
"We umm… ahh… canmakelove.", mumbled Weiss quickly. She really hoped to end this conversation. But, given that the universe had a funny, if somewhat depraved sense of humor, Ruby just wouldn't let the subject drop.
"Ohhh…", Ruby realized. A blush crossed over her face. "Should… should we do that now?", she asked, a little nervous. While she wasn't against the thought of having sex with Weiss, she really didn't know how to really go about it. All the knowledge she really had was either from classes, or the pamphlets Velvet handed out at her PSA a few months ago.
To give a good example of what was in the safe sex pamphlet that Velvet personally wrote and handed out at her PSA, here's a small excerpt. Unfortunately, the pictures mentioned can't be provided, as the originals were lost in the ensuing riot:
You see, 'advanced relationships' is a lot like the animal kingdom. Think of a man as a snake, and lady as a clam. Now, the 'snake' may want to 'enjoy' the 'clam', but shoving it's 'head' in the 'clam's' 'shell'. The snake would use it's 'tongue' to 'feel' the 'clam', maybe moving it around it's 'salty' 'rim', or perhaps 'feeling' out it's 'pearl'.
(There is a poorly drawn diagram of a snake and clam here. For being a lover of the arts, Velvet sure sucks at actually making it.)
Now, the 'tongue' of the 'snake' may feel good. In fact, it may feel great. But, it may lead to a few problems. Even if the 'snake' and 'clam' 'love' each other with the 'snake' using some his 'skin', the 'clam' may get pregnant. This might hurt the relationship, since the 'snake' and 'clam' are still young enough not to understand how to 'hatch' 'eggs' properly.
(There's another bad drawing here. Maybe Velvet should actually take an art class before she claims to be an artist.)
Or, because the 'clam' actually has a 'snake', the 'clam' may get a big head and brag to other, single 'clams' on how great 'snakes' are. But, maybe the single 'clam' doesn't NEED a 'snake'. Maybe the 'clam' is fine on her own. Maybe the 'clam' is just waiting for the right 'snake'. It's important to consider these possible scenarios. Annoying, mean 'clams' named Jessica should take note of this. Just because the 'clam' had her 'pearl' 'enjoyed' frequently, doesn't mean that the 'clam' has any right to brag. Also, the 'clam' should stop making mean jokes about her classmate 'clam', just because she saw the other 'clam' do something only that ONE TIME. The 'clam' was only doing something on her own time, and she didn't know the 'rock' to her 'home' was open a little. The mean 'clam' had no right to watch the other 'clam' do her 'clam' related things. That mean 'clam' should stop spreading those mean rumors to other 'fish'.
Regardless, this PSA on the subject of safe 'relationships' will hopefully educate you, the audience member, to be safe and careful while with your 'snake' and/or 'clam'.
This hand-out was only the tip of the iceberg when it came to Velvet's play. Jaune really regretted not saying something about the pamphlets when her first saw them. It should be no wonder that the audience tore apart the theater after watching part of the PSA. It should also be no surprise that Ruby repressed most of those memories of the actual play.
Now it was Weiss' turn to blush. Before, all of her liaisons with Ruby happened in her dreams, often with embarrassing results. But now she had an actual chance with her? Her throat went dry with the thought. And was it getting way too hot in here, or was it just her?
"W-well… we CAN… but do you really WANT to?", she asked. Yang said that as long as Ruby was ready, she wouldn't kill Weiss if they advanced their relationship. Regardless, Weiss' nerves were starting to fail her. Her nervousness was starting to show.
Ruby played with her fingers. Because of her positioning, Weiss could feel her hand movements. "H-how do we… you know… d-do it?", Ruby stuttered. Seeing her partner also be anxious calmed Weiss a little. They could figure this stuff out together.
"I… I don't know…", Weiss admitted. For how much she claimed to have superior intelligence, she really didn't have a clue on what to do here. She couldn't remember what she did in her dreams, all she knew was that it felt good. Weiss scratched her head, thinking.
"We can… hmmm….", she thought out loud. Man, relationships were confusing! Then, an idea hit her.
"Maybe you could use your hands.", Weiss suggested. That's the best she could really come up with.
Now it was Ruby's turn to feel confused. Even if Weiss suggested something, she still had no clue on how to do it. Without having a plan, Ruby moved her hand under the hem of Weiss' nightgown. She traced her hand in small circles over the front of Weiss' panties.
An electric shiver went up Weiss' spine. So THIS is what must have happened in her dreams! Now, all that embarrassment seemed worth it. Now she KNEW this is what she wanted.
Weiss gulped before speaking. "Can you… please… do m-more?", she pleaded. Ruby's hand felt like it was meant to be there, like a missing piece of a puzzle. In response to Weiss' request, Ruby moved her hand faster.
Now Weiss began to unconsciously move her hips against Ruby's hand. She didn't care if this was wrong, she wanted this. She needed this. Allowing her lust to take control, she grabbed Ruby's wrist and began to move it rougher than before.
Ruby felt a little awkward when Weiss grabbed her. She had never seen this side of her before! It was a little odd for her to witness. Now she could feel Weiss' panties become damp under her touch. Is this what was supposed to happen? Whatever it was, Weiss really seemed to enjoy it. Her expression told Ruby more than what her words could.
Continuing to guide Ruby's hand, Weiss lowered her head in Ruby's shoulder. Her moans were dampened by Ruby's tank top. Soon, Ruby's pace quickened with Weiss' guidance. Now, she was just rubbing her palm repeatedly against Weiss' underwear covered clitoris. Weiss' cream colored hips moved faster against Ruby's soft hand.
Suddenly, Weiss' voice returned to her through her whimpers. "Hnf… please… please… hnf… hunf… PleaseeEEE!", she squeaked. Weiss was now on the edge. To Ruby, her hand was now covered in Weiss' nectar, or whatever it was. But, if this is what sex was, then she really didn't mind.
Weiss felt like she was ready to melt. Wait! She couldn't just yet! She needed to do this with Ruby! However, she couldn't move her body, no matter what her mind told it to do. It had become as stiff as a board. This was it!
"Ru... Rub… RUBY! I LOVE YOU! HHHIIIAAHHHhhhh…!", Weiss cried as she came. Her body moved in small jerks as her come completely drenched her underwear and nightgown. Her nectar started to pool slightly on her sheets. A small bead of drool formed at the corner of Weiss' mouth. Weiss didn't care. All she felt in that moment was Ruby's touch. That was all she ever needed.
Whatever she had done had worked, Ruby guessed. Now, she could feel Weiss' wetness all over her hand. Curious, she sniffed it. It smelled kind of weird. But, if Weiss made it, it couldn't be too bad.
Weiss continued to ride the aftershock of her orgasm. Her body was trembling. She couldn't believe that her old self might have missed out on this. Raising a trembling hand to Ruby's head, she pulled her in for a deep, deep kiss.
Ruby couldn't help but be surprised at Weiss' kiss. She could just feel all the love Weiss had for in that kiss. However, when the kiss broke away, Ruby was even more surprised when she heard Weiss sniffling. Wait! Did she do something wrong!?
"I-I'm sorry Weiss… If I did something b-bad, then I'm SO sorry! I'm sorry!", Ruby profusely apologized. Maybe this wasn't the way sex worked!
Hearing Ruby's concern, Weiss let out a tear filled chuckle. "N-no Ruby. *sniff* I-I'm just crying because… *sniff* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!", she admitted. She pulled Ruby in a tight hug. "I love you so much! Thank you! Thanks for everything!".
Then it hit Ruby. These weren't tears of pain! These were tears of happiness! She returned the tight hug. Holding Weiss close, she could feel her crying slow down and her breathing settle into a rhythm after a few minutes. Apparently, whatever Ruby did made Weiss really tired.
Letting Weiss go a little, Ruby gazed at her sleeping lover's face. Even with her hair undone and some sweat drying on her forehead, Weiss still looked as beautiful as ever. Her silver hair glowed in the soft moonlight. In that moment, Ruby felt that this day couldn't get any better. Closing her eyes as well, Ruby cuddled with Weiss.
Tonight's sleep was only reserved for the best of dreams.
Sunday. A day traditionally associated by students with last ditch essay writings and dull, non-denominational services held at the Activity Center at eight o'clock. Truly, it was a day that many called Pre-Monday. However, for Ruby and Weiss, they woke up feeling like three million lien.
Ruby looked over at the prominent digital clock. The readout read nine o'clock. Hmm… that meant that the shuttles from the city of Vale to beacon should have departed an hour ago. She was hoping that Blake and Yang enjoyed their 'shopping' trip. They should have gotten on the shuttles by now, like usual.
Wait!
Ruby grabbed Weiss' shoulder to try to wake her. "Weiss! You've gotta wake up! They're gonna be here!", she exclaimed as she began to shake Weiss.
However, Weiss was still half asleep. "Again? This early? No, Ruby, we have to clean up…", Weiss mumbled. Her response only made Ruby shake her more vigorously.
"Please! Get up!", Ruby pleaded. Desperate, Ruby shoved Weiss out of the bed. They had to clean up quickly! Grabbing a dazed Weiss by the hand, Ruby pulled her over to the dresser. Ruby sincerely hoped that Blake and Yang wouldn't walk in right now.
Currently, the buxom duo was walking towards the dormitories. Contrary to regular procedure, Yang had actually bought some clothes this time around. Given that some of her shorts were ruined over the course of the past two weeks, she could really use some more. Yet, just because she had bought them doesn't mean she's carrying them. Blake was currently overloaded, carrying the clothing bag on top of three cases of Abomination energy drink. Blake had no idea how Yang kept on drinking that stuff.
"Remind me, WHY am I carrying this stuff again?", Blake asked through her clenched teeth. Damn, this stuff was heavy. Yang tried to 'help' by taking out cans and chugging them, but that didn't do a thing. All it did was make Yang toss her empty cans all over the ground.
Taking another swig of her current can, Yang used her regular reply. "Because I paid for the trip, remember?".
Blake sighed at her justification. While she wasn't wrong, she wasn't exactly RIGHT either. While it was true that Yang paid for the shuttle tickets to Vale proper, those only cost five lien each. Blake alone had spent at least a three hundred lien at cafes and movie theaters. What she had gotten out of all these experiences is that Yang REALLY liked to be pampered by her lady. She knew she could never win any argument about it.
Groaning in resignation, Blake hefted Yang's luggage closer to her. Yang blissfully ignored Blake's plight. Both kept on marching towards her room. Sure, Blake had some trouble getting up the stairs, but Yang didn't worry in the slightest. Hell, Blake was a grown lady, she could handle it.
Arriving at their room, Yang moved to open the door, but it was opened from the inside. Ruby stood in the doorway, a smile plastered on her face.
"Hey, you guys! You're back! Let me get those, Blake!", greeted Ruby. If Ruby was acting out of character, Yang certainly didn't notice. As Ruby took the cases and bags, Blake cocked an eyebrow at her. What was different? She was dressed regularly, and her smile was warm. What was it?
Then, her enhanced Faunus senses picked up a smell. A very familiar, if a little faint, smell. Then, she noticed some bed sheets hastily stuffed under Weiss' bunk. Then it hit her.
Ohhh! Man, did she miss out! She glanced over at Weiss, who was making her bed. She gave a cat grin and flashed a quick wink. A slightly confused Weiss returned it with a small wave.
"So, what did you do yesterday?", Yang asked as she plopped down in a chair, opening her seventh can of Abomination. Weiss and Ruby gave a quick glance to each other.
"We, uh, saw a movie! Yeah!", Ruby piped up. "It was 'A Were-Grimm in Vacuo'!".
"Meh. Lame. You should have seen 'Bloodnado' instead. Right, Blakey?", Yang said. She took another swig of her drink.
Blake didn't even like the movie Yang dragged her to. As the tagline promised, "The Violence Is A Positive!". The only good part to her was the random shootout at the strip club. At least there were some beefcakes and bombshells to ogle at. But her relief was ended when a stripper got her nipples shot off. Then, she just decided to bide her time for the movie to end. But, she knew Yang LOVED it. Blake knew because Yang wouldn't shut the hell up about the parts she liked on the way back to the hotel.
"Sure, fine.", Blake agreed, not wanting to start a debate over why 'Bloodnado' was awesome.
"See! Blake agrees!", cheered Yang. Blake rolled her eyes enough to match Ren. This didn't go unnoticed by Ruby and Weiss.
Hoping to change the subject, Weiss interjected. "We also had ice cream at the snack bar.", she reported.
"That must have been pretty COOL", Yang punned. Everyone collectively groaned. All of those energy drinks must have given Yang brain damage. That was the only explanation for her horrible jokes.
As Yang got up to toss the now emptied can in the trash, she tripped over something. What was it? Looking around, she saw a sheet caught around her boot. What the hell? She pulled the sheet out from underneath the bed to inspect it. Unfurling it, she noticed a large, familiar smelling stain on it. The world froze for Team RWBY.
The team's reactions were mixed at the discovery. Ruby and Weiss were stunned that they were found out by mistake. Weiss in particular was convinced that these would be her last thoughts. Blake was proud that Ruby and Weiss affirmed their love. It was so romantic! Yang felt anger boil in her stomach. Oh, that Ice Bitch was DEAD. She slowly rose to her feet.
Growling, Yang grabbed Weiss by the shirt and started yelling. "What did I tell you?! WHAT DID I GOD DAMN TELL YOU?!", she roared in Weiss' face. In her anger, she didn't notice Blake take a pencil from the desk and aim at her lower back.
Blake flung the pencil. It landed right on point, near her lower spine. The blow paralyzed Yang. Releasing her grip, Yang once again was incapacitated. She ungracefully flopped onto the floor.
"Oh, not again…", she groaned. Blake towered over her. She began to speak.
"Please, understand Yang. These two LOVE each other. I know you want to be a cool big sis to Ruby, but this REALLY isn't helping. Just accept that Weiss loves her and deal with it.". Blake paused to allow her words to sink in. "I don't want to have to keep doing this…", she mumbled under her breath.
Yang groaned at her words. Even though she hadn't killed Weiss yet for dating Ruby, that didn't mean that she really liked it. Yet again, no one was good enough for her sister. Maybe she should just listen to Blake this time. The last time this thing happened, she lost ten hours, with her body completely rendered numb after she gained consciousness.
Plus, if this fling really made her sister happy, she had no real ground to dispute it. If everyone else was sailing on this relation-ship, then she might as well become her sister's skipper. Haha, relation-ship! Yang really cracked herself up sometimes.
"Fine…", Yang agreed. She figured she would just have to deal with it. She was a grown ass lady. She could do it… probably.
Blake kneeled down to Yang's level and kissed her on the head. "Good girl.", she complimented. She was starting to know how Ren felt constantly. Yang, on the other hand, blushed slightly at Blake's kiss.
Ruby blinked repeatedly, knocking herself out of her shocked stupor. Wow, a lot just happened. Maybe things could start to look up again! Maybe she could make things even better than before! Seizing the opportunity, she rushed over to the desk. Rummaging around, she pulled out her notebook, lose pages falling out. Dumping it on the desk top, she turned to everyone to make an announcement:
"Friends, lovers, sisters, and other! I have an announcement to make! From this point onward, we will continue Operation: The Sounds Of Vale, effective immediately! We will use the notes I've written to make my music show happen! BANZAI!", she punctuated by flexing both arms. Ruby thought that everyone would completely understand and agree with her immediately.
She couldn't be more wrong. If anything, everyone was even MORE confused now. As Ruby started to relax her arms, Yang was the first to speak up.
"Whaa? Why?", her question floated up from the floor.
"Because!", Ruby claimed, "We CAN! Think about it! Now we're free to do whatever we want with it!".
"Okay… but what exactly do we gain out of it?", Blake asked. She didn't even have much of a stake in the musical in the first place.
"Ummm… It's a team leader decision!", Ruby announced, dodging the question. It didn't work too well.
"You didn't answer the question.", Blake pointed out. Damn that cat and her logic!
"Ahhh… I… Please help me?", Ruby asked. She flashed her eyes in a bashful look. Yang and Weiss' will immediately melted at her look.
"I think we should do it!", supported Yang.
"I agree.", Weiss affirmed.
Blake, however, remained unconvinced. Ruby noted the look on her face.
"Come on, Blakey! I'll put in that idol music I know you like!", Ruby pleaded. Now Blake perked up at that line. Most of the time, she tried to pass herself off as a classic music lover, if only to keep up appearances. But no matter how much she denied it, she really did like sugary pop idol music. It was just so damn peppy! Shoot, now Ruby had the cards stacked against her! Will… crumbling… AAHHHHHHRRGGGG!
"Fine… I'll do it.", Blake relented. Ruby really knew how to push her buttons.
"YAY!", Ruby cried. "Launch Eva- I mean TEAM RWBY!". She dramatically pointed. Her finger wasn't really pointed anywhere important.
Ruby's cry was meant to be inspirational. Instead, it was about as lame as Yang's body currently was. Blake rolled her eyes and Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. Yang would have face palmed, if she could move right now.
Sighing, Weiss said, "No, Ruby. Just… stop trying to make it work.".
Lowering her arm, Ruby looked embarrassed. "Sorry.", she apologized.
Team RWBY clearly had their work cut out for them.
There! Another chapter done! Sorry for the delay, but with the help of my editor, JimboYokimbo, we rewrote the lemon stuff so it would suck less! So, give him a round of applause! We only settle for quality work around here! And tell me what you think of it in the reviews section! This is The Draigg, signing off on this crate of citrusy fruit.
