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It's Raining Gumballs!
"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!" sang Pippin for the hundredth time.
"Hey Pippin? Could you please pass me the nails?" asked Merry, holding a wooden board to one of Treebeard's branches.
The hobbits were attempting to build a tree house out of Treebeard, but Treebeard just thought that they were giving him an acupuncture treatment.
Pippin handed Merry a bag of toenail clippings. "Here you go!"
"Not THAT kind of nails Pippin!" shouted Merry, dropping to bag in disgust.
Pippin swung down onto Treebeard's nose.
"Hey, Treebeard! Did you ever live in a cake?" asked Pippin.
Treebeard scrunched up his eyebrows in confusion and crossed his eyes to get Pippin in view.
"No, I don't believe so." he replied.
"I did." said Pippin cheerfully, "Until I ate it, that is."
"Is there anything you don't eat?" asked Merry.
"Nope." said Pippin.
He then climbed back onto Treebeard's head and opened his cellphone, lifting it up to get a good connection.
"Whatcha doing Pippin?" asked Merry curiously.
"I'm haunting Legolas with the Happy Cow!" Pippin replied.
"The what?"
"The Happy Cow! You know? HAPPY COW! HAPPY COW! EVERYWHERE YOU GO! HAPPY COW! HAPPY COW! TAKE IT TO AND FRO!" screamed Pippin, causing a flock of birds to fly out of a nearby tree.
Merry winced. "I think my ears are bleeding."
"CHICKEN!" screamed Pippin randomly.
Akward silence.
Pippin suddenly gasped and jumped off of Treebeard's head. He ran over to a patch of ferns and started whacking them with a stick.
"Pippin! What the frick are you doing?!" asked Merry.
Pippin picked up a green rupee.
"Getting some money." he said happily.
Merry looked at his watch.
"Pippin! It's depression hour!" yelled Merry.
Pippin's grin suddenly changed to a solemn and, well, depressed expression.
"I'll never be president!" wailed Pippin.
"I'll never learn how to tie my shoe!" cried Merry.
"I want to be a goldfish!" screamed Pippin.
Merry looked at his watch again.
"Okay, depression hour's over."
"Wait, that wasn't even a full hour." said Treebeard.
"Whatever." said Merry.
"I think the most depressing thing that ever happened to me is when those five hobbits created a band and tortured us all with annoying songs like 'One Ring' and 'That's What Makes You Aragorn'." said Pippin.
The two hobbits shuddered.
Suddenly, a gumball hit Pippin on the head.
"Ow!" exclaimed Pippin.
"Hey! A gumball!" said Merry, popping it in his mouth.
The hobbits looked up and saw millions of gumballs falling from the sky.
"Yay! Candy!" squealed the two hobbits, snatching gumballs out of the air and chewing them by the hundreds.
When the rain ended, Pippin and Merry had built a huge ball of chewed-up gum out of all of the gumballs.
"I wanna name it Gummy!" said Pippin happily, giving the gum a huge and getting stuck in the process.
Treebeard yanked the hobbits out of the gum and set them on his shoulder.
"We need to go little hobbits. You need some rest. I know a place that will be perfect!" he said.
"Awww."
"I'm bored already! Can we watch T.V.?" asked Merry.
"Treebeard does not have a T.V." said Treebeard, in third person for some reason.
"Aw, but I wanted to watch Wheel Of Torture!" cried Pippin, throwing a temper tantrum.
Suddenly, a giant lizard fell from the sky.
"What the heck is that?" asked Merry.
"I think it's called a Blizzard." replied Pippin.
The lizard stood up on its back legs and brushed itself off.
"Hello! My name is Dodongo and I'm a travelling vacuum salesman. Can I interest you in one? Our vacuums really 'suck'." the lizard said, holding up an old-fashion vacuum cleaner.
"We'll take twenty!" said Pippin.
The lizard grinned and handed over the vacuums.
"That'll be $500 please." he said.
"Er, we don't have that much money." said Merry.
The lizard frowned and glared at the two hobbits.
"Then I guess I'll be taking those back." he said menacingly.
"Treebeard step on him!" yelled Pippin.
Treebeard lifted his foot and squashed the lizard.
"Whew! That was a close one." said Merry.
"We are here little hobbits!" said Treebeard, setting Merry and Pippin down on the ground.
"Hey! Watch it!"
The hobbits looked down to see a tiny Gingerbread boy.
"Who are you?" asked Merry.
"My name's Gingy! And I..."
Suddenly, Pippin snatched the Gingerbread boy and bit off it's head.
"Pippin!" cried Merry, "I was going to keep it as a pet!"
Pippin shrugged.
"At least I ate the head first. That way we won't have to hear it scream."
Treebeard, off in his own little world, decided to sit down and ponder the purpose of the Wii U.
"It seems to work the same as a normal Wii, only it has a different controller. But the controllers for the old Wii can also be used with it. So, in a way, it is the same as a normal Wii." Treebeard thought out loud.
"I like the Wii U." said Merry, joining in the discussion. "The controller is heavier, so it does more damage when Pippin and I randomly chuck it at Gandalf`s head.
"Hey guys! Wanna play 'Truth Or Dare'?" asked Pippin.
"What's 'Truth Or Dare'?" said Treebeard.
"I'll start!" yelled Merry.
He pointed at Pippin.
"Truth or Dare." he said.
"Dare!" said Pippin.
"I dare you to read a book." cried Merry triumphantly.
Pippin's smile turned to a look of absolute horror.
"What?! Nooooooooooooooooo!" screamed Pippin.
"Then I guess you lose." said Merry.
"Okay! Okay! I'll do it! What do I have to read?"
Merry threw a book to Pippin.
"What is it?" asked Pippin.
"Twilight." Merry said smugly.
Pippin gave a terrified screech and dropped the book as if it were made of acid.
"No! You can't make me read it!"
"Yay! I win!" said Merry, clapping his hands.
"We Hufflepuffs are very good finders." said Treebeard randomly.
"Treebeard! I want to build an igloo!" yelled Pippin.
"But, it is the middle of summer, Master Perigrin." said Treebeard.
"I want to build an igloo!" Pippin screamed.
Merry looked at his watch.
"Pippin, depression hour hasn't started yet." he said.
"How about now?" asked Pippin.
"Yep!" replied Merry.
"I'll never go to Mexico!"
"I'll never see the Easter Bunny!"
"I'LL NEVER LEARN MY ABC'S!"
Merry grinned.
"We'll never shut up!"
"PEANUT BUTTER!" screamed Pippin.