End of Two Towers now and onto The Return Of The King! :)

Trust me, there will be A LOT of chapters in this next one!

Well, the one vote I received on the poll was for me to parody the song One Thing. So, here's my Lord of the Rings parody of the song One Thing by One Direction (who I am still convinced are at least PART hobbit).

Pippin's so freaking cool

Grima bought a pool (Grima: Now I'm popular!)

Sam ate all of the nachos

And stole Merry's poncho

(Aragorn)

I shot Orcs out of the sky

And made them into pie

I am so damn bad ass

(Gandalf)

You shall not pass!

(Everyone)

Helms Deep's walls are gonna give now,

So let's slide down stairs on a shield,

Haldir can't regenerate (thank goodness!),

(Frodo)

And I've got the One Ring!

So get out, Get out, Get out of the Shire

And throw the ring in the fire

Make sure Merry doesn't eat the ring

'Cause you've got the One Ring

Yeah you've got the One Ring

(Gimli)

Now we're defending the walls

(Legolas)

And going to shopping malls!

(Frodo)

Denethor is a hobo

(Everyone)

Because Oreos and YOLO!

Pippin has a clone now,

And Lego's hair was all chopped off,

So let's kill a bunch of Orcs now,

(Legolas)

I still want a lawsuit!

So get out, Get out, Get out of the Shire

And throw the ring in the fire

Make sure Merry doesn't eat the ring

'Cause you've got the One Ring

Yeah you've got the One Ring

So get out, Get out, Get out of Osgiliath,

To face all of Eye-ball man's wrath,

A bucket of water will sure do the trick,

Or we'll poke his eye with a stick,

(Pippin)

Yeah! Or a freeze ray!

(Merry and Pippin, horrendously off-tune)

La-la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la-la

La-la-la-la-la-la

Yeah you've got the One ring!

(Sauron)

Why is there a stupid song in my head?

I bet it's that dumb hobbit band...

(Everyone)

So get out, Get out, Get out of the Shire

And throw the ring in the fire

Make sure Merry doesn't eat the Ring

'Cause you've got the One Ring

So break in like a ninja into Mordor

And Aragorn will rule Gondor

Just beware the giant spider thing

'Cause you've got the One Ring

Yeah you've got the One Ring!