John: Attend to Dave

You walk up the stairs to see the merman chillin in the tub. "Yo John." At the mention of your name you perk up. "Yea Dave?" "Do you think you can drop me off at home tomorrow?" You suddenly feel like an elephant is sitting on your chest. "S-sure Dave!" fuck you stuttered. "Are you okay?" Dave is actually showing emotion. Genuine worry. Damn he's hot. No! You are not a homosexual. "Hello earth to Egbert are you okay?" "Of course!" You crack a wide smile and frown internally. "DAD!" You yell and run down stairs hoping he didn't have work today. "Yes?" "Dave wants to be dropped off back home today." Your Father notices the disappointment in your voice. "We will drop him off tonight you will clean the tub of his scales and then we shall have a talk." You nod in acknowledgement. You run back upstairs to report to Dave. "Okay we will be dropping you off tonight!" "Thanks for saving me and for the ride home." You bend down to give Dave a tiny hug.

Dave: Sniff John

Damn. He smells good. Just wow. John releases you and leaves the room. You pester Jake.

-turntechGodhead started pestering golgothasTerror—

GT: Hello Dave! How may I help you?

TT: I need help…

GT: Very unironic for a cool kid to need help eh?

TT: Yes now help me.

GT: Is it John?

TT: fuck is it that obvious?

GT: Kinda… But my grandson is almost as ignorant as me when Dirk was crushing on me.

TT: first of all gross second help not lecture.

GT: Before you spring feelings know each other for longer than a couple of weeks.

TT: good point…

TT: are the shades you gave me water proof?

GT: Yup! Why?

TT: i'm going home tonight.

GT: If you're going home than here is Johns chum handle so you can contact him!

GT: It is ectoBiologist.

GT: Bullocks got to go. Jade is messing with my stuff…

-golgothasTerror ceased pestering turntechGodhead-

You realize that you were talking for quite a bit. It is now almost time for you to go home. Dad walks in and picks you up. You immediately close your gills to retain moisture. After sitting in the car for a while you finally arrive at the beach. Dad carries you to the shore where you are both met by a merman with pointy anime shades. "THE FUCK WERE YOU DAVE!?" "I got beached during a storm and this dude along with his son took care me." Dad walked near the water and gently set you down. "Hello I am Dad." He stuck his hand out for a hand shake and Dirk reluctantly complied. "Well we should be going thanks for taking care of Dave." And with that you and your Dad swam into the ocean.

Well shit. It is late. Like damn its 11:40. This shows how much I love you all. Any ways BOOHOO DAVE GOES HOME I'm sorry but it will get better! Wwhat evwn is life!? tehe I will defiantly continue this! ~Thief of Space~