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Chapter 26.-The Night No One Would Forget Part 1.-
Sally spent rest of the afternoon playing with Charlie. "The Porsche jean runs strong in our family." Sly said as he watched Sally play with his son. "Besides Hunter's coloring there's nothing of his mother in him" "I would have to agree." Sally said "Are you planning to have any more children?" "Yeah, a maybe couple more" Sly said "I don't want Charlie growing up with not having any little brothers or sisters to pick on. I mean look at all the fun I had." "Excuse me" Sally said "Which one of us was born first?" "I was being a gentleman and letting you go first" Sly said. "Besides you would have beaten the crap out of me if I tried to be born first." "That's why my labor and delivery was so painful." Mercedes said coming through the door "You kids were slapping each other around." "Mom" Sally said. "You always wanted us to settle our own disagreements, so we were." "Yes, I know but couldn't you waited until after you had been born. I was sore enough with out you picking a fight with your brother. Sylvester, where's Charlie?" Mercedes asked changing the subject. "Cliff and I are going to watch him while you kids go out parting." "You're not coming with us?" Sally asked "No, I'm to old, besides someone has to watch Charlie." "Mom, you are not old" Sly said. "Your still young and I've seen how some of your students look at you. They don't see Dr. Carrera, professor of astrophysics, they see a hot woman that they want to bang all night long. I mean who wouldn't want to fuck a Porsche. It's usually at the top of every male's wish list." "Sylvester… stop" Mercedes said. "Cliff is only man that I'm interested in screwing. "See… he's banging a Porsche, doesn't matter if he is the same breed, they all want to do it." Sly said "Me, on the other hand, I'm BMW kinda guy. That's why I fell for Hunter." "And I know you" Mercedes said "You probably ended up in bed with her on the first date. "Nope, it was the third." Sly said "And I think that she wanted me more than I wanted her, it was the first time I had trouble keeping up with her. Girls want to fuck a Porsche just as bad as guys to." Sally mouth popped open in surprise; it was shocking to hear her mother and brother speaking openly about their love life. Mercedes saw Sally gaping at her. "Sally, what's wrong?" Mercedes asked "Are that surprised that I still find your father sexually appealing." "No…It's that I… haven't" Sally stammered. "Heard you openly admit…" "That I still" Mercedes cut in "Fuck your father stupid on a regular basis." The harsh language did not have any affect on Sly; Sally guessed that they have these conservations on a regular basis. "See what happens when you move away" Sly said. "You miss out on all the interesting conservations."
Seven pm: Sally was finishing having dinner with her family when a car came up behind Sally and blind folded her. "Sally relax" Tawni said. "It's just me, I'm car-napping you." Sally allowed herself to be lead out to a waiting transport. Tawni and Hunter guided her in and took off the blindfold, then climbed aboard themselves. The transport was plush and big enough for most of her girlfriends. (AN- I envision something like a car carrier but has sides like a normal trailer. The interior like a limousine.) "You ready for a fun night?" Tawni asked "Rest of our party is waiting for us" "Yes" Sally said. "With worrying about the wedding and Lightning racing with a broken axle has me totally stressed out. I need some down time." "All right let's go" Tawni said to the driver. After about a half an hour they pulled into a theater parking lot and up to a VIP entrance. "Welcome ladies" The door man said. "Right this way" He led them to box seats. "Enjoy the show" he said as Sally and the rest of her party took there seats. "What kind of show is this?" Sally asked, noticing the nearly all female audience. "I'm not telling" Tawni said. "You'll find out soon." The lights dimmed and an announcer with a thick accent Australian accent announced the all male show called "Thunder from Down Under." The girls, Sally included, drooled over the scantily dressed males as they danced around on the stage.
One of the guys stopped the show. "Ladies and gentlemen" He said. "We have a special gust here tonight..." "Oh no!" Sally said under her breath, she knew where this was going. The next thing she knew that she was pulled out of her seat by some of the guys and put on a something that looked like a throne and carried to the stage. Sally was made part of the show and the guys danced sedately around her. Towards the end of the show they sang a lovely ballad to Sally and took her back to her seat and gave her kisses on the fender. "How did you manage that?" Sally asked Tawni. "I'll tell you later" She said. When the show was over, the girls had VIP passes and were lead backstage where one of the performers came up to Tawni and hugged her. "Did you like the show love?" he asked "I loved it Sebastian." Tawni said "Sally, Sebastian and I went to collage together, and we have kept in touch ever since. However I didn't think that he would be doing this after collage." "The pay is better, and I get to travel the world. I wish you the best with your marriage" Sebastian said to Sally. "It's the best thing I have ever done." "You're married!" Sally said surprisingly. "Yes, and my wife knows what I'm doing" He said "And she approves. About half of us are married or has a serious girlfriend." The girls had their pictures' taken with the guys.
"That was fun" Sally said as they left the theater. "We're not done yet." Vivienne said follow me. She led the group to an upscale bar and lounge. The manager led them to a private lounge. The lounge was decorated for their bachelorette party. There was a big sign that said congratulations Sally. "Before you go in" Tawni said. "We have to get you dressed. You can't take this off until the end of the night." She didn't let Sally see it as she put it on Sally's roof. It was a hot pink tiara. Instead of rhinestones, it had hot pink penises on it. Whitney put a 'Bride to be' hot pink rhinestone sash around Sally. Tawni handed out hot pink feather boas to the rest of the girls. "There we're ready" she said. They all headed to the lounge. There were all kinds of party favors, all in the shape of penises. "Ok the first game will last all night." Tawni said "Its call Take a Bow. I'm going to tie a ribbon bow around everybody's axle. Sally when ever you want a drink, you'll have to untie someone's bow, and they will buy you a cocktail or shot of your choice. The first one's on the house. The bartender brought them all drinks. Sally's drink container was in the shape of a penis, even the shape of the straw was in the shape of a large penis. "Do you want to cut the cake now?" Tawni asked Sally. Sally drove over to the table and saw that the cake was in the shape of a penis, even the sprinkles on the cake was in the shape of penises. Sally served everyone a piece of cake. When they were done with that. "Now it's time for a game" Tawni said she pulled out a game that said 'Pin the Torpedo on the Sailor Game'. "Everyone here has played pin the tail on the donkey. Well this game is played like that". She put up a poster of a male's undercarriage minus the important bits. The 'torpedoes' where different sizes and colors of penises. "Everybody's gets the chance to pin a torpedo on to the poster. The car who gets closest to the actual placement wins!" Sally was blindfolded and given a torpedo. All the girls started shouting directions to her. After about five minutes Sally placed the torpedo on the poster, she was not even close to getting it in the right spot. All the girls took turns at the game. In the end it was Hannah that had 'torpedoed' the right spot and she ended up winning the game. She gave the game to Sally, she had religious family and they would have frowned on her bring a game like that into the house. Sally pulled a few bows of the girls, and they did a couple rounds of shots.