A/N: Hey! Sorry it took me soooo long to get a chapter up. I was really, really busy. But, here it is, written by my BFF LunaWolfAngel. Please check out her awesome stories! Also, please read my other story "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again"
It had been three days since the Doctor and his many companions had arrived at Stark/Avengers Tower, and not much had been happening despite the situation they were all in.
Everyone was lounging around in the living room, just being lazy. Not the good kind of lazy where you were happy and relaxed, but the kind of lazy where you were bored out of your mind and couldn't think of anything to do at all.
"UGH! I CAN'T FREAKING TAKE IT ANYMORE! SOMETHING HAPPEN I BEG OF YOU UNIVERSE, ANYTHING! PLEASE!" Luna screamed, bolting up from the couch and standing on top of the glass table in the middle of the room.
Maya rolled her eyes, and grabbed the back of Luna's black and pink tiger striped shirt, pulling her down next to her on the couch,
"Luna, you have to realize that there is nothing to do. And when I say nothing, I mean nothing. Just watch. HEY WHO HERE KNOWS WHAT TO DO?" Maya shouted out to the people in the room. All she got in return were a bunch of mumbles and shrugs, until one robotic voice spoke up.
"I have several quadrillion ideas in storage, and new ones are being downloaded every second," JARVIS told the red-head, whose eyes had widened to the size of saucers.
"Why didn't you tell us this earlier you stupid mortal device?" Loki yelled at the ceiling, anger caking his voice.
"None of you ever asked before Ms. Barton," JARVIS told the God.
Luna groaned and face-palmed,
"Nobody cares right now! Just let the creepy British robot dude give us an idea!"
The God glared at the girl, anger flashing in his eyes,
"How dare you speak to a God that way-"
"Why don't you all play Just Dance 4?" JARVIS asked the group.
"That's a brilliant idea! I love that game!" Amy exclaimed happily.
"Uuum, what's that?" Steve asked with a confused look on his face. Looking around you could see that Thor and Loki both didn't understand as well.
Maya coughed lightly, bringing the attention to her,
"Just Dance 4 is a video game for the Wii, where you hold these white sticks in your right hand, choose a song from the selection, and then a glowing person comes up on the screen who dances to the music and you have to do whatever they do. At the bottom of the screen you can see stick people who come up and hit a small white light, all in the positions of the move the glowing person does. It might be a bit confusing at first, but you'll get the hang of it," she explained to the three men.
"I shall have finished installing the game and loading it for you. Shall I lower the television screen?" JARVIS questioned.
Tony smirked,
"Yes, yes JARVIS you may."
Looking around, you could see that there was no television in the room, until there was quiet hissing sound, and down from the ceiling cam a television. Not just any television of course, this one was Tony Stark's TV, and it of course had to be seven feet tall and twelve feet across.
"Ohmygoshit'ssocool!" Luna squealed as it turned on to reveal the Just Dance 4 playlist.
River smiled,
"There's no way that I could be less bored right now!"
"I have an idea!" Martha suddenly said, "Why don't we each take turns picking up to four people to dance to a song of the person's choice?"
A chorus of 'okay's, 'sounds great's, and 'sure's went through the room.
"WAIT! MAYA WE HAVE TO GO GET OUR DRESSES ON!" Luna screamed at her red-head friend.
She looked at her, clearly confused,
"Wait, wha-"
"LET'S GO WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME THE MONKEYES ARE APPROACHING!"
Ten minutes later, Luna and Maya reappeared. They both wore dresses that ended at mid thigh. Maya's dress had a black strapless top with a purple high-low skirt and on her feet where knee-high heeled black leather boots. Luna's dress's torso was covered in lavender, sky blue, and white sparkles with a zipper down the middle, while the bottom part was white leopard print covered in a sheer veil of the same color purple and blue as her sparkles, and around her neck hung a blue moon on a bronze chain.
"So… why are you two wearing dresses?" Hawkeye asked.
The younger Barton sighed,
"Clint, its Luna. The blue-haired girl who's favorite word is 'Sparklicious' and claims to be allergic to reality, which, considering her mental state, is most likely very, very true. Do you really want an explanation for that?"
Clint just decided to be quiet after that.
"Alright, who wants to choose who goes first?" Bruce asked.
Luna raised her hand and started bouncing up and down shouting,
"Memememememe!"
Just then, Fury, Hill, and Coulson walked in.
"What the? How'd you three get past the security?!" Stark questioned them with a surprised look written on his face.
"That's not really to important right now," Coulson told the Iron Man.
"The reason we're here, Stark," Fury said with a slight shade of malice in his voice, "Is because we picked up an extreme burst of power coming from this spot and knowing that it must have something to do with you we decided to come here and see what it was."
"That would have been us!" the Doctor said with a smile as he stepped forward.
"Who are you?" Hill asked, her hand coming to rest on the gun strapped to her belt.
"My name is the doctor, and these are my companions. We're time travelers who came here in the TARDIS, which stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space, but she turned into a human, again, so we're stuck here for the time being."
"Time travel? Really?" Hill scoffed, "That's impossible. I'll believe you when you give me a reasonable explanation for how you could do that."
It was clear that Maria didn't expect to have the Doctor and all of his companions respond to her by saying,
"Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff," in perfect sync.
Coulson raised an eyebrow,
"I don't understa-"
"NONE OF THIS MATTERS WE MUST PLAY JUST DANCE BEFORE THE BLENDERS CONSPICENBERGLE AGAINST US! I KNEW THEY WERE HUNTING ME!" Luna screamed in fear, but was quickly silenced by Maya slapping a hand over her mouth and saying,
"Luna, we've talked about this. The blenders aren't hunting you, you're just really bad at opening doors, alright?" she told her friend in a calming voice as she pats her softly on the head.
"Anyways," Steve said, "Why don't you three join us? I've never played this 'Just Dance' game, but Maya explained it and it sounds like fun!" the Captain said to the three shield agents.
"Wait a second; aren't you supposed to be dead?" Clint asked Coulson.
Coulson scoffed,
"Come on, I was only stabbed through the stomach with a spear crafted by evil Gods! I was fine! And I'm sorry, but we should all probably leave now, we don't have time for games," the agent said as he, Maria, and Fury began to head for the door, but they didn't turn around fast enough to not see Luna's face.
She sniffed, and quickly rubbed the back of her hand against her face in an attempt to stop the tears that ran down her cheeks.
"What's wrong with you?" Fury asked as he looked at the sad blue-haired girl.
"I-it's nothing," she sucked in a shaky breath, "I-I j-just really w-wanted you guys t-t-to m-maybe spend some t-time with u-u-us b-because you're all just so n-nice and w-when I heard the C-Capsicle's idea, I got really, really h-happy f-for once, b-but now I-I'm sad a-a-again but a-as long as y-y-you guys a-are happy I'm f-f-fine. M-my f-feeling d-don't matter t-t-to much I-I guess," and with that, she let out a loud sob as everyone stared at her with sadness in their eyes. Even Loki looked like he felt a bit sorry for her, and Fury, Hill, and Coulson all looked very guilty.
Maya stepped over to Luna and hugged her as her friend let out a whimper. The red-head glared at the three SHEILD agents with anger,
"You can go now. We have no need for evil heart-breaking fiends here."
Fury sighed,
"Fine we'll play your game, just please make her stop cryin-"
"Yay, I'm happy again let's play!" Luna squealed happily as she began bouncing up and down, her face completely clean as if she hadn't been crying at all.
"Alright Jarvis, who's up first?" Clara asked the computer.
"Mr. Stark, the Doctor, Prince Loki, and Director Fury shall do the song 'Beauty and the Beat' by Justin Bieber."
"NO! I REFUSE TO DANCE TO THE SQUEAKY DEMON CHILD'S MUSIC!" the Doctor shouted in anger.
"I agree with him," Loki said, "I have heard of this 'Bieber' creature's disgustingness and I wish to take no part in associating myself with him."
"Not going to do it!" Fury spoke as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Me neither!" Stark ended with a child-like pout.
Maya looked at the four with a dangerous look plastered on her face,
"Listen you guys," she said with a steely tone, "You will dance. As much as I hate JB, this is how the game works and you are going to play it whether you like it or not you little twerps!" she screeched, throwing four Wii remotes at the men. They would have hit them right in the faces if the four of them had not had above-average reflexes and caught them in their hands.
"Whatever, I'll play," Tony said, and then grinned, "I'll totally win anyways. I always win."
"Oh really?" the Doctor asked.
Tony nodded,
"Like I said, I always win, ever since I was born."
"Well," the Doctor said with a smirk, "I have also always been winning since I was born, and I'll let you know that I am over one thousand years old, so that's an awful lot of winning."
"We'll see about that, old man," the Iron Man stated as he and the Doctor stared at each other, both wishing only to crush the other in the dance battle.
"Let's just start already and get this over with!" Fury commanded.
Loki rolled his eyes,
"Mortals."
The music started and the three men began dancing. Loki was in the lead with Fury in second place, while Tony and the Doctor were both evenly matched in last place.
Everyone was doing their best to block out the terrible music. Several people had left the room, but quite a few still stayed. The ones who remained had stuffed their ears with tissue or toilet paper, but there wasn't enough for poor Luna. She rocked back and forth on the couch in the fetal position with a slightly green tinge to her normally tan face while Maya hugged her and whispered,
"Don't worry; it will all be over soon."
The only response she got was to have her friend run out of the room and into one of the corridors which lead to the bathroom.
Maya frowned sadly, knowing that Justin Bieber's music tended to make Luna quite queasy and that she was now most likely puking.
The song finally finished, and everyone looked at what places the dancers had come in.
Fury had won first place, with Loki in second, and surprisingly, the Doctor and Tony both tied in last place.
"What? I lost?" Tony said in disbelief.
"This isn't possible!" a shocked Doctor responded.
Maya sighed and rolled her eyes as she pulled some tissue out of her ears,
"Well, maybe if you two idiots weren't pushing and shoving each other for the entire song, you would have won! Anyways, who's up next JARVIS?" the red-head asked.
"That would be Phil-"
"That's Agent Coulson to you, JARVIS!"
"-Mickey, Professor River Song, and Agent Maria Hill doing Disturbia by Rhianna," the robot responded.
"Really?" Coulson said with a tinge of anger, "You get Hill's name right but not mine?"
"Oh never mind, let's just play!" River said excitedly, but she still had a competitive tone in her voice, much like her husband's.
A few minutes later, River, unlike her husband, had won the game. In second place was Maria, who had lost to River by only one point, then Coulson, and after that was Mickey.
"Well, that was fun," River nodded to the female SHEILD agent, "Very nicely done, Agent Hill."
Maria smiled,
"Thank you," no one could deny that the time lady had made a new friend.
"Miss Maya Barton, Miss Clara Oswald, Miss Pepper Potts, and Sexy shall be dancing to So What by P!nk," JARVIS told the four women.
"Really? You get the time-machines name right but you get mine wrong?" Phil grumbled to himself as he sat down on the couch next to Luna.
"Well of course JARVIS got Sexy's name right!" the blue-haired girl told him, "They're destined to be together. I mean a time machine and a billionaire's supercomputer? CLASSIC Vietnamese-Chewbacca baby love story!" the (quite clearly) insane girl said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Phil quickly scooted away from her.
The song finished along with a triumphant Maya in first place, Clara and Pepper tied in second, and Sexy in last.
"Whoo hoo! I won!" Maya cheered, "Who's next?"
"That would be Doctor Martha Jones, Miss Amelia Pond, Rose Tyler, and Luna Howlette may now dance to Crazy Little Thing by Anja," JARVIS responded.
"OMG YES! I TOTALLY ROCK AT THIS SONG!" Luna squealed happily as she jumped up and down, "And the dancer person's hair totally matches mine! But it's more glowy… OMG I SHOULD MAKE MY HAIR GLOW AGAI-"she was cut off by Maya saying,
"No, Luna, you can't do that again! You almost died last time you did that!" the red-head scolded her friend, "In case you're wondering, a long time ago Luna and I went to this new club in LA and they were giving out free glow sticks so Luna practically got all of them, and then she cracked them open and started putting all the glow stuff in her hair and eventually one of the 'sticks fell in the coke she had and then she drank it even though the glow stuff is toxic and then she started coughing like crazy and got all sick for like, a week. SO NO GLOWY STUFF FOR YOU!" she shouted, jabbing a finger in Luna's face.
"Aaaaaaw! But when I drank the glow coke I saw the candy minions and they told me the secret to the meaning of the universe! But then they also told me that Jeff and Jane will never be together, which is totally not true! I mean, sure Jeff covered Jane in bleach and gasoline and then burned her alive, and she hunted him down for a while then tortured him, but besides that they're perfect! So I guess glow stuff is a bit bad for you…" Luna said thoughtfully while everyone contemplated what she just said to come up with… nothing.
The song suddenly came on, and in the end Luna came in first, then there was Amy, Martha, and Rose.
After that, Bruce, Thor, Rory, and Natasha danced to Call Me Maybe. The assassin came in first, the thunder god in second, the centurion in third, and Bruce in last.
They ended their game when John, Clint, Jack, and Steve dancing to Moves Like Jagger and winning in that order.
"Well, that was fun," Steve said kindly.
"Yeah!" Luna agreed, "Now all we have to do is find something else to do or risk dying of boredom again!"
Everyone groaned.
A/N: (LunaWolfAngel) Hey guys! If you read DemonicAngel38's then you know that I wrote ALL OF THIS so YAY ME!( The Chapter. Luna) That's what I meant. Anyways… what do you guy's think of Peter Capaldi? Hmmmmmm? Anyways… WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN! Salad fingers…. :3