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Chapter 28.-The Night No One Would Forget Part 3.-
All the boys where down the lobby, drinking already. "The transport is here, every one pile in" Sly said. The transport took them to an upscale Cabaret Club. The manager took them to a private lounge with crime scene yellow barricade tape at the door- Bachelor Party In Progress Enter At Your Own Risk-. The manager removed the tape and let the boys in. There was several flat screen TVs on showing different sporting events. "Ok Lightning, since you are getting married, here's your ball and chain" Sly said. "And no, I don't mean my sister." Sly attached a plastic toy ball-and-chain to Lightning's rear axle. "You have to carry this all evening." Sly said "If it starts to cause you pain, let me know and I'll take it off." Sly put a 'groom to be' hat on Lightning's roof; it had boobies all over it. Several 'topless' waitress came in and served the boys drinks. Lightning had to laugh when he saw Mater's reaction to the women; he thought Mater's eyes were going to pop out of his windshield. Lightning guessed that he either was still a virgin, or had not been around too many topless women. Everyone was served their drinks in boobie shaped containers with vagina shaped straws. "All right everyone" Sly said as he handed out blow up dolls to everyone. "The first part of the contest is seeing who can first blow up their blow up doll the fastest. Ready…set…go." The boys ripped open the packages and started blowing up their dolls. Preston won that part of the contest. The TVs on the walls started playing porn videos; lucky for Mater there was no sound, and he did not notice them. "Ok the second part if the contest is lay the doll down on the floor and then get on it showing the most positions you know within a one minute. Who ever knows the most positions wins." A few of the guys, including Mater declined that part of the contest. After the contest they gave Lightning all the blowup dolls to take home to Sally.
"We are ready to cut the cake" Sly said. Lightning drove over to the table and saw that the cake was in the shape of a naked female, the sprinkles on the cake were in the shape of boobies. Lightning served everyone a piece of cake. Sly then made a toast "We are all gathered here to celebrate Lightning's last few nights of freedom, and to show him what he's going to miss" Sly said. "I wish him and Sally long life and happiness. I welcome him to our family with open tires. Here's to the good old days - which we are having right now. I'm officially giving Lightning his wedding license." Sly handed a framed document to Lightning. It read: The husband, hence forth known as 'The Slave' will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as 'The Master.' The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and loose change to The Master. The Slave shall not complain about holes in tires, burnt toast, torn underwear, TV dinners, or The Master with a hoodache. The Master in turn, will allow The Slave an occasional touch, and only on special occasions have sex with him, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach.- "I love it" Lightning said as he got done reading the document. The boys started to hand Lightning his presents. Which was mostly blow up dolls, Sex Dice Games, and a Willy Warmer Cock Sock. "It's a knitted penis pouch, is the perfect sock for your cock; so you don't freeze your balls off any more!" Alex said. Lighting and the boys had to laugh. Lightning did get a few nice gifts like a Handyman Marriage Belt items that will help the groom-to-be assimilate to his new life with his wife. It was a belt with large and small slots for numerous items. It also had cooking utensils, such as mixing spoons. It contained a can of air freshener for unbecoming odors and a white flag to surrender during arguments. "Now its time for the main attraction." Sly said.
The room suddenly went dark and the light came up on the stage. The curtain open and there was several strippers on stage. The music started and they started dancing sedately. Once they were naked they were down dancing among the boys. The strippers took turns giving Lightning a car version of a lap dance (AN- I have no idea, just use your imagination). They soon moved on and all the guys got a lap dance, including Mater. He might be a little slow in the mental department, but his male parts worked as well as everyone else's. Chris the youngest of the group asked where the men's room was, he needed to relive himself. "You mean that you need to go jack off" George teased. "Absolutely" Chris said as he drove stiffly to the back of the room when the toilet was. He was harassed by some of the other guys. It took only a few moments before Chris was back and driving almost normally. Lightning noticed one by one the boys took their turns going to the toilet to relive themselves. The only one that he did not see ever going to the men's room was Bane. Lightning could tell that he was aroused, but not as much as the other guys. After an hour the strippers were done with the show and left the room. The guys settled down and did a couple rounds of shots.
The evening wound down with the boys playing poker and blackjack with nude female playing cards. Lightning's broken axle was really throbbing. Lightning winced when he moved the wrong way. "Light are you ok?" Sly said when he saw Lightning jerky motions "No, my axle is killing me" He said. "I can't take this because I have been drinking." Lightning showed Sly the vile of painkiller that Doc had given him. "How much have you had to drink tonight?" Sly asked "Two beers and three shots" Lightning said. "That's all?" Sly said "Not much of a drinker are you?" "No, just because I'm half Irish and half Scottish, most people think I drink a lot, but I don't. When my father is around, well, that's a different story. I haven't seen you drink anything but soft drinks tonight." "I don't drink, other than special occasions. I don't like the taste or smell of alcohol. The party is winding down" Sly said. "If you stick to drinking sodas for rest of the evening, I'll give you something a little stronger when we get back to the hotel. Do you need something now?" "No, doesn't hurt as long as I don't move around to much." Most of the guys were drunk at this point, including Mater, but they behaved themselves. The transport arrived and they all boarded it for the ride back to the hotel. It was close to two in the morning when they arrived back at the hotel. Sly made sure that the guys were in their rooms for the night.
Sly joined Lightning in his suite. "Ok, I'm going to test your alcohol level before I give you anything" Sly said and pulled out a test kit. "It just pricks you, and takes a tiny oil sample. Where do you not hurt?" "My rear axles are fine." Lightning said as Sly moved around to his rear. Sly snapped the test kit around his right rear axle and Lightning felt like something pinch him. "There, all done." Sly said as he snapped the kit closed. "It takes only ten minutes to get the results. Lightning headed to the bathroom to relive himself, and he drank as much water as he could stand. By the time that Lightning was in bed the kit was done with the testing. "You haven't had a lot to drink" Sly said reading the results. "It's not showing much alcohol in your system." Sly pulled out his medical bag. "Are you allergic to any medication, namely painkillers?" He asked. "Not to my knowledge, but I'm a racecar, I can't have a lot medications because it affects my racing." Lightning said "If Doc feels that I need it, he doesn't hesitate to give it to me." "That's good" Sly said. "What I'm going to give you is stronger than what Doc has given you and it works quickly. You should have relief within five minutes." Sly prepared a syringe with the medicine. "You doctors like your needles, don't you?" Lightning laughed "Doc likes to sick me when ever he can." Sly laughed "It's the most effective way of administrating medicine." He drove to Lightning's left quarter panel, he cleaned of a spot on one of his rear struts and gave Lightning the injection. "That's different, Doc usually injections me in my rear" Lightning said. "There's no right or wrong way to give an injection, it's just personal preface" Sly said. "Some doctors give injections in the rear, I find that it's easer if I use your strut. Now I'm going to stay for a few minutes to make sure that the medicine is working." When Lightning fell asleep a few minutes later, Sly left Lightning's suite. He ran into his wife as she was heading back to their room. They kissed briefly and crawled in bed together