Attack of the Red-Heads
A/N: This chapter will contain the rage and revenge of Maya, Amy, and Natasha, on some very unlucky guys.
"Hey girls!" said a smiling Amelia Pond with something behind her back. "I got us something from the TARDIS!"
"Oh! What is it? Let me see!" I said, jumping up and down excitedly.
"Well, I broke into the Doctor's room and…"
"Hey, gingers. How's the hair coming?" said Tony smirking with a playful look in his eyes. He was obviously about to go somewhere, because he had a suit on, his hair has WAY more gel than usual and he has one of his best watches on.
"Are you offending us Stark?" said Nat ready to pounce on the genius.
"Yep. Me and almost every other guy in this tower who thinks your hair is a ridiculous color and VERY distracting. You really should just shave it off. I mean us guys have WAY better hair."
"Stark. I hereby declare my revenge and total vengeance on you. You and the guys will pay for your insulting in the absolute way possible." I said, giving Tony my best "youwilldieandgotohell" glare.
"Yeah. And how will you three technology deprived GIRLS do that." He said looking at us like we were nothing compared to him.
"Girls…to the TARDIS!" Uh oh. Boys you better hide cause when us girls are mad, we are unstoppable to the point where you're locked up on your knees and begging for mercy as we laugh despite ourselves.
Me, Amy, and Tasha quickly ran towards the TARDIS, after pushing a smug looking playboy to the side. Amy quickly took out a key and we walked in to the control room.
"Ok. Does anyone know how to drive a TARDIS?" Amy asked looking between me and Natasha. We shook our heads when we heard a familiar voice say…
"I do." Said a familiar voice.
"Sexy?" I asked looking around and not seeing her anywhere." Where are you?"
"I'm talking to you through the TARDIS. I have an idea of you can get back at the boys?"
"How…" Nat started to say but was cut off by Sexy
"I overheard you conversation. Now you are going to need to draw all the guys in here, ok?"
"Yeah, hold on." Amy said. She walked out the TARDIS with a smirk on her face.
"I wonder what…" I suddenly heard Amy yelling.
"GET YOUR FAT ASSES OF THAT COUCH AND GET INTO THE TARDIS BEFORE I BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU!" Then all the guys came rushing into the TARDIS looking like they had just seen a ghost.
"Then they saw me and Natasha evilly smirking by the counsel.
"Oh, no." The Doctor said trying to quickly run out of the TARDIS, but the door quickly shut, leaving the boys locked in here with some VERY angry gingers.
"Ok, ladies, whatever Tony said…"
"Oh, shut it. It's time for some good old payback." While Amy was screaming at the boys the TARDIS explained the plan to us.
Basically Amy, Tasha, and I are going to go into a secret room in the depths in the TARDIS while the Sexy, activates the "Pink Plan."
But first, we have to get rid of the Doctors.
"Sexy," I said "Activate the trap doors." Then 10 and 11 dropped out into the pits of space and time.
"Alright, well us girls are going to paint our nails, you boys have fun!" Amy said grabbing me and Tasha's hands and dragging us out of the TARDIS.
We ran to out bathroom, grabbed nail polish, sat down in front of the TARDIS, and waited to hear the pathetic screams of the boys.
Tony's POV
Man, I hope they don't do anything to bad. I have a HUGE meeting that will be on TV tomorrow. And if Pepper finds out…..
"You know this is ALL your fault Tony." Said Bruce looking an odd shade of green.
"Ok, buddy calm down. I don't have my suit with me so I can't stop you from destroying this very….. Holy Shit look at this tech!" I said admiring the super advanced tech in here.
"Why thank you Stark." Said Sexy (her name fits her quite nicely). "However all of your powers cease to exist in this room now let the fun begin!" And at the last word the TARDIS began to f'n shake!
Then at the corner of my eye I saw pink fumes coming out of the air vents.
"NO!" said a very upset Roman. "Not the Pink! AMY WHY!?"
"Whoa puppy! Calm down! What's the pink stuff do?" I said becoming very worried.
"It makes you…" he was cut off by all of us engulfed by the pink gas.
Maya's POV
"Hmmmmm….What color girls? Oooh! Look at that purple!" I said deciding what would match my SHIELD uniform.
"Yeah, definitely the purple it will totally look awesome on you!" Amy said.
I grabbed unscrewed the cap and started painting my nails. When I was on my pinkie the TARDIS started to shake.
"Amy, get the popcorn." Tasha said as the boys started to scream in pain and fury.
"Here you guys go. Man. Rory really does sound like a girl, doesn't he?" We all nodded as we heard his distinct girly scream, man they all sound like little girls.
Then the TARDIS stopped shaking and we waited for their reactions.
After we waited for 5 minutes in silence I yelled "Sexy let them out. And bring back the doctors."
Then, a ton of totally PINK boys walked out of the TARDIS. Some had looks of outrage and some had tears brimming their eyes, but I was f'n hilarious!
Amy, Tasha, and I burst out laughing as they just stared at us.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!" said a very, very angry (and pink) Tony.
"Ah, nothing much." Amy replied trying not to laugh." Basically the TARDIS let out pink fumes that turn you pink. When I did it to Rory last year it wore out in like 11 days."
"11 F'N DAYS!" Tony yelled "I HAVE A HUGE INTERVIEW TOMMOROW AND I'M GOING TO BE PINK!"
"Wow, sucks for you." I said and all the guys finally broke.
Clint walked in front of the group of pink men, and man did he look hilarious. I wonder what Fury and Coulson are going to think?
"Get them." He said and all the boys charged at us.
Shit.
A/N: Hoped you liked it! Tell me if you think I should add a chapter where the boys get back at them. Bye!
