Iiiiiiit's LunaWolfAngel!

"Hey guys! I have a surprise for you!" Luna said happily as she skipped into the living room.

"Ooooh! What is it?" Rose asked excitedly as she munched on a piece of toast.

"Okay, well, I can only tell you half of it but I promise the entire thing will be really really fun!"

Maya sighed,

"Luna, let me just remind you again sneaking into quarries all because you thought you saw a rabid moth isn't fun, alright?"

Luna raised an eyebrow,

"Oh really? Well climbing up five flights of hundred foot long staircases while the escalator is right next to us because you wanted to exercise instead of going to Universal Studios while the whole reason we were there was because we didn't have to do PE isn't that fun either," she snapped.

Maya groaned,

"Will you ever let that go? Besides, I got you pizza later and three pasties after that as an apology when we were done!"

Luna sighed,

"Yeah, thanks for that. I forgive you again!" and with that the two friends hugged, while Thor looked on with a small bit of jealousy,

"I wish Loki and I made up that quickly," he thought with sadness as he looked at his adopted brother that sat in the farthest corner of the room, away from everyone else. But he quickly covered up his bitter thoughts by saying brightly,

"Please continue with what you were going to tell us, Lady Luna!"

"Oh yeah!" she said, "So pretty much, I'd be bringing some of you guys on a hike/camping trip in the woods to where the surprise is!"

Hawkeye looked unsure about this,

"Um, no offense Luna, but you aren't the most… um… stable person to be in charge of a large group of people."

"I agree," Tony said, "Besides, why hike when we could just fly there in one of the SHEILD jets or something like that? I bet it would be way faster than walking."

"So in other words…" Luna said thoughtfully, "Your afraid of nature?"

"What?!" Tony exclaimed, "I am not! I'm just stating the facts here!"

"Suuuuuuure… whatever you say!"

"You know what? I'm gonna prove to you that I'm not afraid, no that I need to, and go on your stupid camping trip! I'm gonna go pack right now!" and with that, the iron man walked out, leaving a smiling Luna behind him.

"So," Maya said, "Who else is coming? Me, of course!"

"I'll come," Natasha told them.

"So will I, got to protect my little sister," Clint smiled as he wrapped his hand around Maya's shoulders.

She rolled her eyes, and in an instant her big brother was sprawled out face-first on the floor with him sitting on his back,

"And yet, I can still do this!" she spoke with a smirk.

A few minutes later, Luna was looking over a piece of paper in her hand which held all of the camper's names.

"Let's see here…," she thought to herself, "Me, Tony, Maya, Tasha, Clint, Thor, Amy, Rory, River, Jack, the Doctor, Steve, and-"

"Wait! I need one other person to come!" she shouted.

"This is my chance!" Thor thought,

"Loki will be the final member you seek for this group!"

"But I do not want-" Loki began to say.

"Perfect! Everyone get your stuff packed we leave in an hour!" Luna shouted as she marked down his name, leaving a very angry Lie God glaring at his 'brother'. Things may have gotten a bit awkward.

"Yay! We're all ready to go!" Luna giggled, "Now, before we go, I made everyone some brownies!"

Everyone looked at them with a bit of suspicion. Luna loved baking, but sometimes she didn't pay enough attention to what she added, and they turned out… strange. Not necessarily bad, just… strange.

"Don't worry," Maya told everyone, "I supervised her this time, she made them just right. No slip-ups at all."

This seemed to soothe everyone's nerves, and they all gladly helped themselves to the treats. All of a sudden they dropped to the ground, out cold.

"I hate that we have to do this," Maya told Luna, the only reason that they weren't out on the floor with their friends was that they eaten any of the brownies, both knowing that they were actually drugged.

Luna raised an eyebrow,

"Well how else am I going to explain to them that I'm actually a wolf demon and that the forest we're going to is actually in another dimension that is watched over by my dad, the Slenderman? Hm?"

All of a sudden, there was a knock on the door.

"NYPD, open up!" said a voice. Maya ran to the door and threw it open with a huge grin on her face.

"Castle! Beckett! Ryan! Esposito! What are you guys doing here?" she said, happiness pouring out of her usually serious voice.

"We were wondering if you could help us with a murder?" said Castle.

"Yeah! Let me grab my stuff…"

"Aww hell no! You're coming on this hike with me. If you don't' I'll eat your stupid ass brother." Luna said ready to pounce and tear Clint's face right off, her canines growing ever so slightly and her eyes turning like that of a wolf's for an instant, so fast that the NYPD officers were sure that it was just a trick of their immagination.

"Grrrrrr…Luna…" Maya growled

"Please?" She wimppered doing her puppy dog eyes that NO ONE can resist, while at the same time she did her 'guilt voice'.

"Okay. Wait, you guys can come with us!" Maya asked brightly, turning back to the officers.

"Maya, you know we-" Beckett started to say

"Here, have some brownies before you go!" Luna said skipping over to them with a plate of her drugged treats in her hands.

"Um..thanks?" Ryan said, unsure if he should eat the brownies the blue haired girl gave him.

Before they knew it, New York's finest detectives were on the floor, knocked out from a VERY strong paranormal drug.

"Ugh… wha happ'nd?" Rory mumbled. As he and the others slowly opened there eyes. They were lying on long bright-green grass in the middle of a forest surrounded by tall pine trees with the early morning light filtering through there lush leaves.

"Hai guys!" Luna said adorably, big teal eyes sparkling in the light.

"How'd we get here? And who are they?" River asked, pointing to the NYPD officers.

"Oh, Its ok guys! That's Castle, Beckett, Esposito, and Ryan. They're my friends! " Maya told everyone with a smile on her face.

"Friends? I didn't know you had any." Stark glared at her.

"Really? Haven't you noticed that people actually like me?"

"Are you sure they aren't just stalkers?"

"Yeah, cause if they were-"

"God, SHUT UP!" yelled Clint "You sound like f'n children! Now someone tell me where the hell we are and why Loki is OUT of Stark tower!"

All of a sudden Luna was directly in front of Clint with a white baby bunny in her hands which she pet lovingly as it munched on what appeared to be a big golden mushroom.

"The reason why Loki's out of the tower is because I needed the number of people to be symmetrical. Okay? We're currently in a forest, no duh, I cant tell you where though 'cause it's part of the surprise, and the brownies I gave you guys had drugs in them-"

"WHAT?! YOU DRUGGED US?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Esposito screamed in shock at the blue girl.

Jack smirked,

"That's actually kind of hot…"

"You're under arrest!" Ryan told Luna as he brought out his handcuffs.

"I thought you said you supervised her!" Clint yelled at his little sister.

"Well, um, I meant while we were HIKING I was going to supervise her! Not while she was making the brownies!" the younger Barton laughed nervously. "And Kevin put those cuffs away!"

"His name is Kevin? I thought it was Ryan!" the Doctor exclaimed.

Luna rolled her eyes,

"Whatever, so I drugged you guys and you wake up in a forest BIG DEAL! No one cares! Now, Clint you must hold Sir Fluffersberg, I have an announcement to make!" Luna then threw the bunny at the assassin which he caught just before it hit the ground.

Jumping up onto a large rock, Luna cleared her throat before speaking,

"Now everyone, I will now tell you the rules that we will have while we're on this trip. Maya and I are in charge, and we will all have trail buddies. Here are the pairings…" Luna said as she pulled out a piece of paper from her shorts pocket, "Amy and Rory, River and the Doctor, Clint and Natasha, Castle and Beckett, Esposito and Jack, Maya and Ryan, Thor and Sir Fluffersberg, Tony and Steve, and Me and Loki!" she finished with a smile.

"No! Please, anyone but her!" Loki begged.

Stark shook his head,

"No way Reindeer Games, for once being with Luna might actually be safe. She knows this place better than all of us, and if it makes you mad, I'm happy!" he said with a smirk.

The blue-haired girl smiled,

"Thank you, Tony. Now, there is one more rule before we can start our hike," Luna paused dramatically before giving everyone a death glare, "Do. Not. Grope. Your. Trail. Buddy. Now lets go!" she squealed happily before she hopped off the rock and began to skip down the trail while humming happily.

Rory sighed,

"This is going to be a loooong trip."

Luna here! Thank you for reading Angel and I's story! :) We'll have the next chapie up soon! I wrote everything in this chapter except for a lot of what Maya said in it, and the first draft of when the NYPD came in. Those parts were written by my BFF DemonicAngel38. Shellfish are awesome!