The group had been hiking for about a half hour, and all was going well. Maya and the NYPD were catching up, Thor had taken a liking to Sir Fluffersberg, Amy, Rory, River and the Doctor were chatting about Cybermen, Esposito was trying to tell Jack that he wasn't gay, and so on and so forth.

"CLINT! DON'T GROPE YOUR TRAIL BUDDY!" Luna suddenly screamed, and everyone's attention turned to the two assassins.

"Wait, what?" Clint said, quite confused, "I wasn't groping her, I swear- OW!" he yelped as a mushroom suddenly hit him in the face.

"That's what you get, you groper!" Luna yelled at Hawkeye.

"Where did you even get that?" Natasha asked.

Luna rolled her eyes as she held up a large wicker basket that was half-filled with the same kind of mushrooms that Sir Fluffersberg had been eating,

"I've been collecting mushrooms for dinner this entire time, god, don't you guys have eyes?" she asked sarcastically as she picked up her fallen mushroom that she placed in the basket that she had seemingly gotten out of nowhere.

A disgusted look overcame Loki's face,

"Mushrooms? I refuse to eat that disgusting food! I mean, having to wear these terribly distasteful mortal clothes is one thing, but mushrooms? NO!" Loki complained as he motioned to the green t-shirt and black jeans Thor had convinced him to wear as both his tuxedo and Asgardian clothes that he usually wore weren't exactly appropriate hiking gear.

"I LOVE mushrooms," Jack flirted with Luna as he picked up one of the mushrooms and started eating it.

The blue girl smiled,

"That's wonderful Jack! By the way, those mushrooms are known to have baby maggots with rabies living in them until they're washed and boiled in oil, so I'd spit that out if you want the maggots to grow into these tapeworm things that I like to call mush-worms which will then lay eggs in your intestines before eating their way out to go back into the mushrooms after leaving their distinct scent on you as to tell the other mush-worms to come and eat you! Don't they just sound sooooo adorable?"

Jack then proceeded to puke in the bushes for the next fifteen minutes as Clint wiped his face with grass trying to get the 'Icky mush-worms off his face', which for some reason made Luna cry saying that 'Mush-worms are people too! All they want for Christmas is Summer!'

Thor's POV

"Hey there!"

I looked up in surprise as I heard the sound of a voice that I didn't recognize.

"Yo! Thor! It's me, Sir Fluffersberg! I'm telepathic and trying to talk to you for crying out loud!" yelled an annoyed-sounding voice which reminded me of the accent that the… Australians?... had.

"Oh, I am terribly sorry about that, Sir Fluffersberg. May I ask why you chose to speak to me and not someone else?" I asked the rabbit in my mind.

Sir Fluffersberg looked at me with a 'really?' expression on his face,

"Seriously? You aren't at all curious about how I'm a telepathic bunny?"

I shook my head,

"No."

"Oh… okay then… well, I chose to talk to you because you seem like a nice guy, and it seems like you're having some problems with something. What is it?" the rabbit questioned me in an understanding tone.

I sighed,

"It is my brother, Loki."

"The one who didn't want to be Princess Luna's trail buddy?" Sir Fluffersberg asked me.

"Yes, he is a troubled man. Ever since he found out that he was adopted all he has wanted to do is take over Midgard and Asgard. He destroyed much of the New City of York and took over Sir Barton's mind for a while. But no matter what he does I will still over, biological brother or not. But no matter what I do for him, he still hates me! I want to help him, but I do not know how!" I told the bunny.

He gave a rabbit's equivalent of a smirk,

"Okay, I know what you have to do!"

"What is it?"

"Get him a girlfriend!"

"Ah, of course! Uh… What is a 'girlfriend?' Is it a friend who is a girl?" I questioned with a confused tone.

"No, there's a difference. A friend who is a girl is just what it sounds like, a friend who's a girl. A girlfriend would be more like… the girl he would be courting, I guess. Like Amy and Rory, but not married. You get it?"

I nodded,

"Yes I understand. And I see how him having a… girlfriend would make him happier. But who would be a good one for him?" I asked, "He cannot go anywhere without one of the Avengers, a SHEILD guard, or some one like that escorting him, so he does not get out much to meet new people."

Sir Fluffersberg looked towards my blue-haired friend,

"What about Princess Luna?"

I looked at him with surprise,

"Really? Are you sure?"

The bunny nodded,

"Of course I'm sure! They actually both have a lot of things in common with each other if you think about it! They love destroying things, are slightly insane-" I raised an eyebrow at this, causing Sir Fluffersberg sigh, "Okay, Luna is totally insane, but still! And she's strong enough to keep Loki in line and will most likely dim his anger issues after a while. You see, your brother's just lonely. He seriously needs a girlfriend man!"

I smiled,

"You are right, Sir Fluffersberg! I will get my brother and Lady- wait a second, why did you keep calling Lady Luna a princess?" I questioned him with confusion.

My new friend looked at me with surprise,

"Wait, you mean you don't know? Her majesty is the Princess of-"

"Hey Thor! Come on, let's get going! We're wasting daylight here!" Maya yelled, interrupting Sir Fluffersberg as I realized that the group was starting to walk again- well, everyone but Jack who was forcing Esposito to hold him bridal-style as he shivered in fear with a traumatized look on his face.

I nodded,

"Of course, my friends! Let us be off!" I shouted, almost forgetting about what Sir Fluffersberg was going to tell me about Luna. Almost.

"Hey, Steve!" Luna suddenly yelled.

"Yes?" The Capsicle responded.

"WHAT THE HELL DID I SAY ABOUT NOT GROPING YOUR TRAIL BUDDY YOU F'N GROPER!"